Three Wishes

[Wolferz]

What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes.

What would they be?http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/barbaraeden.jpg

If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal.:stare:



Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber.
Make me impervious to any and all harm.
Three more wishes.

[Platapus]

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish. :D

Then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uazqvQuYi-w

[Wolferz]

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish. :D

Then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uazqvQuYi-w

She's old enough to be your gramma.:O:

[Platapus]

She's old enough to be your gramma.:O:

That just makes it a bit more naughty. :D

[Nippelspanner]

1. Global thermonuclear war
2. A global killer to impact Earth
3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply

Thanks Barbara.

[Platapus]

Three wishes

1. Barbara Eden
2. Barbara Feldon
3. Bucket of Viagra

Yeah, I will call the hospital *after* the four hours and take my chances. :yeah:

[Mittelwaechter]

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show. :up:

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

[STEED]

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.

[Nippelspanner]

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show. :up:

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.
Ohh, a Z-Apocalypse, that's clever!
This way Earth won't suffer that much and we just disappear so the planet can start over without us... a global killer would lengthen this progress a little I guess...

[BossMark]

1. £25 million in gold silver and precious stones real money not that paper I.O.U con.

2. Lots of sex with busty women more the better.

3. Have the power to bring corrupt politicians and bankers to real proper justice and not this betty boop slap across the wrist and don't do it again rubbish.
This :yep::D

[Wolferz]

Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber?

The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy.:huh: Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts.:yep:

Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys.:smug: If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall.:rock:

Kneel before Zod!:arrgh!:

The Jedi temple is now hiring.

[Mittelwaechter]

Sith Lord dreams these are. http://www.smilies.4-user.de/include/Starwars/smilie_star_132.gif

[Jimbuna]

The worlds largest lottery jackpot win.

Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends.

Lock this thread.

[Wolferz]

The worlds largest lottery jackpot win.

Wealth, health and happiness to all my family and friends.

Lock this thread.

:har:
I'm only laughing because wealth won't bring you happiness.
I'm sure the crown will be very happy.
False happiness like a grinning Zombie?:D

Genie says; "I can't lock the thread, Jim because nobody is breaking the rules. Next wish." " Oh wait. You're done. You happy, wealthy fellow, you.":yep:

[Jimbuna]

Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of :O:

[Sailor Steve]

wealth won't bring you happiness.
But you can be miserable in a very nice apartment. :O:

[Wolferz]

Well, it was an original wish nobody else had thought of :O:

Props. :up:

Should we be concerned with all those dark wishes up there?

Not me. I'm impervious to harm and now I have a whole planet to myself.:haha:
Passing the lamp...

What do you mean there's nobody left!?:huh:

[Jimbuna]

Passing the lamp...


just you be careful there young man...the last time I rubbed something I had to get married :)

[Wolferz]

just you be careful there young man...the last time I rubbed something I had to get married :)

I thought guns were outlawed in Britain.
Oh, that's right. You can have shotguns?:O::haha:

[fireftr18]

1. Be able to do magic of all kinds. :woot:
2. I like Steed's #3, I'll do that one too. :shucks:
I already have his #2. Okay, I have just one, but that's all I need. :o
3. How about a beer. After #1 and #2, what else is there?:()1:

[Wolferz]

1. Be able to do magic of all kinds. :woot:
2. I like Steed's #3, I'll do that one too. :shucks:
I already have his #2. Okay, I have just one, but that's all I need. :o
3. How about a beer. After #1 and #2, what else is there?:()1:
Don't drink your beer from the lamp.
There's Genie sweat and the contents of the Genie's toilet in there.:O:
Otherwise, drink up Shriner.:up: Maybe wish number 3 should be an ironclad liver?:03::)

[mapuc]

My three wishes

1. No religion
2. No politics
number 3 is difficult should I choose to remove the demanding in the people or should I choose full health to all mankind and animals

Markus

[Wolferz]

My three wishes

1. No religion
2. No politics
number 3 is difficult should I choose to remove the demanding in the people or should I choose full health to all mankind and animals

Markus

Make number three: Eternal life for all living things and...
Some will bow down and worship you.
Some will loathe you ( people with suicidal tendencies)
Some will hate you because they can't eradicate the weeds in their yard and they won't have anything to talk about with politics and religion gone.:O:.

[Armistead]

That just thinking the thought, any woman would want to make love to me.

A trillion bucks

My wife to shut up when I ask..{I would need this wish if wish 1 were to come true}

[eddie]

My first wish would be for another million wishes, then hope I live long enough to see how the first 50 work out!:D

[Fr8monkey]

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black" (http://blog.softwareinsider.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-in-black-neuralizer.jpg)

[Wolferz]

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black" (http://blog.softwareinsider.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-in-black-neuralizer.jpg)

You're going to be a busy fellow.:salute:

Do I know you?:haha:

[fireftr18]

1. The ability to completely heal any injury, disease or malady of anyone I touch.

2. The ability to fluently read, write, speak and understand every language on Earth including all dead languages and dialects.

3. A Neualizer.... Like in "Men in Black" (http://blog.softwareinsider.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-in-black-neuralizer.jpg)

Why do I have this strange craving for a lobster dinner?

[Wolferz]

Why do I have this strange craving for a lobster dinner?
How's Cambodia?
Did you pay more than a dollar?:D

[Wolferz]

That just thinking the thought, any woman would want to make love to me.

A trillion bucks

My wife to shut up when I ask..{I would need this wish if wish 1 were to come true}

I'd need a trillion bucks for some of those ladies out there. Or nice thick beer goggles.:03::yep:

Can you imagine your dilemma if you went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show? All those thoughts in your head and the immediate response from all the ladies in the auditorium.:huh: Side of beef... RARE!:haha:

[Spoon 11th]

1. Obama for janitor 2016
2. Obama for janitor 2020
3. Obama for janitor 2024

[Wolferz]

^:sign_yeah:

Though I think janitor is being a bit generous.:hmmm:

[mapuc]

Ups I thought that the word "janitor" was some kind of slang for Presidency

That made me also think -if his wishes comes true he will not be popular

Markus

[nikimcbee]

1. Turn Steed into a Tory.
(poof)
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1672/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1672R-18815.jpg

2. Have Margaret Thatcher's ghost take over Bossmark's body.
(poof)
http://www.politicalanalysis.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Margaret-Thatcher-Style-13.jpg

(Hullo Steed, over here! Let's hit the pub!)

3. Wish for three more wishes.:/\\k:

[TarJak]

McBee to understand cricket

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

This train to move faster.

[nikimcbee]

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

.

:wah: somehow I have failed.

Needs more curry?:hmmm:

[fireftr18]

1. Obama for janitor 2016
2. Obama for janitor 2020
3. Obama for janitor 2024

Have to be trustworthy to be janitor. How about ditch digger?

[Wolferz]

Have to be trustworthy to be janitor. How about ditch digger?

Plumber... at the Watergate office complex.:yep:

[Armistead]

I'd need a trillion bucks for some of those ladies out there. Or nice thick beer goggles.:03::yep:

Can you imagine your dilemma if you went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show? All those thoughts in your head and the immediate response from all the ladies in the auditorium.:huh: Side of beef... RARE!:haha:

When I met my wife she was a model and I was trying to get into her thong, now I try to stay out of the granny panties...

My how time changes things...

[Texas Red]

The title says it all. Name your top three wishes.

Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.

You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times.

Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that.

THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE
THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM *1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true*

Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words.

Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true. :D

I'll name mine:

1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal.
2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories.
3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6.


That is all :salute:

[Jimbuna]

Been done many times already and here is just one of the examples...

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=212443&highlight=wishes

[Jimbuna]

It don't matter, forget the above, threads merged.

[August]

I'm not greedy.



1. Myself, my wife and all my family as well as my friends and their families are given healthy bodies with the physical age of 21.
2. All of the above are made extremely wealthy.
3. The genie gets his freedom.

[Sailor Steve]

Now that I think about it again:

1. Make the unmentionable malady stop.

2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop.

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

[Texas Red]

Sorry, I didn't know that there was an exact replica of the thread I created. My bad! :oops:

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

Sailor Steve, that is spot on with my fourth wish. I don't do dead is dead, but my computer decides when my career ends sadly. :nope:

[vienna]

Now that I think about it again:

1. Make the unmentionable malady stop.

2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop.

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.


I sincerely hope your first two wishes do come true...

... and I do hope and wish you do live long enough to finish the careers and for a long time after...





<O>

[Platapus]

Genie asks me what my three wishes are



Ok, my first wish is that you are poor at math


Granted, you now have seven wishes left......:D

[mapuc]

Going off topic
Feel the need to write this comment

A science analytic on these three wishes.

Have you ever been thinking that those wished you make, are disrupting the balance in the univers.

Our life hav since our birth a given line of happenings.
(Sorry, I can't come up with a better description)

If the meaning is that you shall be poor all your life, your will alter this line, if you wish for wealth and a granted this.

Now you may say I are free to choose to which way I will go.

Yes, you have this freedom to choose-but it will still be inside or on your line of happenings.

Markus

[Platapus]

As anyone who has played D&D can attest, one of the worst things that can happen to your character is to have a "wish". :03:

[Jimbuna]

Genie asks me what my three wishes are



Ok, my first wish is that you are poor at math


Granted, you now have seven wishes left......:D

I liked that :)