What a twonk

[STEED]

Firefighters were cheesed off when they were called to put out a kitchen fire because someone had tried to grill cheese on toast by flipping a toaster on its side.

http://home.bt.com/news/oddnews/sideways-take-on-cheese-on-toast-sparks-fire-11363890509871

I take it he will not try that again with sliced tomato or a dab of Worcestershire sauce. :har:

[swamprat69er]

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

[BossMark]

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?
Roughly means the same :yep:

[STEED]

Dam it! :/\\!!

Once again the rest of the world dose not understand us Brits. :haha:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TWONK

[swamprat69er]

Ahh, I see.:sunny:

[Jimbuna]

I reckon toasters should have a cut off facility that acts when the device is knocked over....my space heater has.

[swamprat69er]

I reckon toasters should have a cut off facility that acts when the device is knocked over....my space heater has.
That would work only until some clown discovers that duct tape would stick the plunger down and bypass the safety feature.

[fireftr18]

As my firefighter and police officer friends would say, "job security."
Truth is, that's not even the dumbest thing I've seen.

And I like "twonk," I think I'll make it my word of the day.

[Jimbuna]

That would work only until some clown discovers that duct tape would stick the plunger down and bypass the safety feature.

I've occasionally knocked mine as I've walkwd past it and the trembler mechanism actually works so that is a little gratifying.

[STEED]

I reckon toasters should have a cut off facility that acts when the device is knocked over....my space heater has.

Mental note if in Jim's kitchen wear safety boots to avoid low flying toasters. :)


Has it come to the point the manufacturer has to put in their info leaflet do not place your toaster on the side? Looks like a yes to me. :arrgh!:

[swamprat69er]

Mental note if in Jim's kitchen wear safety boots to avoid low flying toasters. :)


Has it come to the point the manufacturer has to put in their info leaflet do not place your toaster on the side? Looks like a yes to me. :arrgh!:
There is already a warning not to use a toaster near water, like in the bathroom. Same for an electric hair dryer.

[Jimbuna]

There is already a warning not to use a toaster near water, like in the bathroom. Same for an electric hair dryer.

That's because if they are left on their side water could get in :O:

[STEED]

Add to info...No peeing into toaster result of such a act would be shocking to you.

[swamprat69er]

Add to info...No peeing into toaster result of such a act would be shocking to you.
You just had to say that , didn't you?:-?

[STEED]

You just had to say that , didn't you?:-?

Well some had too. :har:

Top that jim. :D

[Catfish]

Treat your toaster with respect, and loving attention. Otherwise it will leave you..

Brad the toaster: http://vimeo.com/41363473#at=0

:hmm2:

[Aktungbby]

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

Roughly means the same :yep:

As opposed to Jimbuna's recent wooden use of 'twunt':nope: but not to be confused with 'twunk'...by which one candu with their 'gandu':woot::O: Or as Willy the 'Bard' would'st have it: "yonder our linguistics lie, flyblown in the semantic dust!":rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Well some had too. :har:

Top that jim. :D

Not me but I once knew a guy who would wrap bacon between aluminium foil and use the toaster to cook it.

From all the hissing and spitting of fats eminating from the toaster I should imagine it wasn't all that amused.

[TarJak]

I doubt that the bloke in the story was smart enough to think of that himself.

[Wolferz]

Don't pee on an electric fence either.:huh:
Unless you're aiming to curl your hair, fry your balls and take a dump in your overhauls.

I tried pooping in my toaster butt it burned me bum.:rock:

[AVGWarhawk]

And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven.

DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE.

On it goes....

[TarJak]

But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.

[Wolferz]

But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.


ROTFLMAO!!!:rotfl2: I was hoping for some Hello Kitty welding footage when she stuck the knife in there. Classic info from Chef Twunt!:up:
But, then again, some people never figure out what the little door on the bottom of the toaster is for, until it catches on fire from all the bread crumbs gathered in the bottom.:88)

[swamprat69er]

But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.
Some people should not be allowed to breed. What a stupid cow.

[Wolferz]

Some people should not be allowed to breed. What a stupid cow.

Pinch the head off of it before it grows.:timeout:
That's why abortion on demand should be legal in the third trimester.:smug: