Breaking News!!! Congrats to Neal

[nikimcbee]

From an unnamed news source, Neal Stevens, Der Onkel of Subsim, has announced that he is engaged to the power Texas celebrity "Midge" of Amazon.com review fame.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A39SJ6V6QCGC37/ref=cr_cm_rdp_pdp

Midge gave the preview of the wedding 5 stars. In a long and drawn out statement, Midge said:
I was swept off my feet by Neal's sweet demeanor, motorcycle, and fine collection of Hawaiian shirts. Neal said he would gladly give up subsim.com to manage my website "Midge's movie reviews" Neal is taking applications for best man, [pending approval of Midge]

We were unable to get a statement from Neal, as Midge dominated the news conference.
















:subsim:

[Wolferz]

Are you fishing for fools again McBee?:03::haha:

[Rhodes]

Congrats Neal, so when is the big day?:woot:

[Wolferz]

LOL

[Jimbuna]

Ooh!! :o

[nikimcbee]

Are you fishing for fools again McBee?:03::haha:


Don't be a h8ter Wolferz, this is legit news from the internetz. It will probably be on TMZ or CNN tonight.

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[Jimbuna]

Don't be a h8ter Wolferz, this is legit news from the internetz. It will probably be on TMZ or CNN tonight.

Vendor said...[oops did I type that?]

QFT :)

[Onkel Neal]

Midge? This sounds familiar....

[Subnuts]

Worst thread ever. Literally nauseating!

[Admiral Halsey]

Midge? This sounds familiar....

This http://www.amazon.com/review/R5WBK8MGNDWXI/ref=cm_aya_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0767802470 should jog your memory.

[Wolferz]

It's ok. Midge just needs a big old dose of tender loving Neal.:yep:
Otherwise, she might be a student of Sarah Palin history 101 and becomes a real dirty girl in the sack.:haha:

I'm waiting for her review of movie night in Neal's current abode.:arrgh!:

[nikimcbee]

I'm waiting for her review of movie night in Neal's current abode.:arrgh!:

True.:hmmm:
I read in the Houston Chronicle, that Neal was moving Chateau d'Neal to Midge's parent's house.

Livin' with the in-laws.
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/files/2012/06/makin_copies.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

This http://www.amazon.com/review/R5WBK8MGNDWXI/ref=cm_aya_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0767802470 should jog your memory.

Oh yeah!

[Tribesman]

That's good, when you read the review you expect it to be from a slightly slow 8 year old.

[Armistead]

Midge the Fridge?

[nikimcbee]

Midge? This sounds familiar....

I'm certain Midge will remind you.
http://greenlea.ru/Articles-Directory/The-Number-One-Thing-To-Say-To-Your-Woman-When-She-Is-Mad-At-You/i0060rp.png

[nikimcbee]

Wedding cake revealed...

http://www.artfire.com/uploads/product/4/214/214/5800214/5800214/large/university_of_texas_longhorns_ut_football_themed_w edding_cake_topper__a8a84682.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Just the way they do it in Texas I guess... :shucks:

[nikimcbee]

Worst thread ever. Literally nauseating!

Let's apply the Ren and Stimpy test:
I have never in my entire life heard or saw such a disgusting display. Even Ren & Stimpy aren't this bad. Close

[krashkart]

Congrats, Neal... I mean: RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CH... *gack* *kick kick*


> krashkart has been hosed by a Ninja Midgebot!

[ReallyDedPoet]

:D:D

[Nippelspanner]

Fantastic catch Neal!
And she has some taste...

http://i.gyazo.com/629281c737d179d13a64aff4285b3045.png

http://i.gyazo.com/794fb6655d99c2133fcd2e745258feab.png

Right...

[Onkel Neal]

Wait. I remember this was interesting enough for me to post as a news link some time back (and repost now), but what's this got to do with me personally? :88)

[Admiral Halsey]

Wait. I remember this was interesting enough for me to post as a news link some time back (and repost now), but what's this got to do with me personally? :88)

Look at today's date.

[TheGreatElector]

lol thats cool but i kind adon't bleave it cause it's april fools day

[nikimcbee]

Wait. I remember this was interesting enough for me to post as a news link some time back (and repost now), but what's this got to do with me personally? :88)

Queue evil laugh now.


http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130129053011/villains/images/0/00/Villain_Gomez_Addams_a_la_Tim_Curry.png


It's a perfectly logical match. Two, big time Texas celebrities hook up, it's the perfect power couple.

She's from Texas....You're....from Texas:D
You both have a keen interest in epic naval films. Don't they say "opposites attract?"

[nikimcbee]

Look at today's date.
The day Neal found his soulmate.:haha::03:

[krashkart]

I find it sort of an odd coincidence that a thread about someone named Midge would show up at about the same time I am contemplating a camping trip to Scotland. :hmmm: It must be an omen! :o

[Onkel Neal]

:haha: I see I have my work cut out.

[Wolferz]

:haha: I see I have my work cut out.

How did you ever mange to cull such a prize heifer out of your vast herd?
Your horse did all the work, right?:03:

[Onkel Neal]

What's funny is http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A39SJ6V6QCGC37?new=1

Most reviews get a few responses, 2 of 3 people found this review helpful, etc.

Her Das Boot review netted 7 out of 406 !

406: I bet she wasn't expecting that much response. :sunny:

[Herr-Berbunch]

406: I bet she wasn't expecting that much response. :sunny:

Tell me about it, since I posted there I've been getting an email every time someone else posts. Keep forgetting to change that, or maybe I just like reading the new posts. :D

[Cybermat47]

Tell me about it, since I posted there I've been getting an email every time someone else posts. Keep forgetting to change that, or maybe I just like reading the new posts. :D

Are you the awesome Mr. Mcdonald? :hmmm: