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krashkart
03-12-14, 06:14 PM
I'd leave a teaser from the article, but I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone. :)

http://nationalreport.net/dick-cheney-trapped-walk-bathtub-11-hours/
Cybermat47
03-12-14, 06:18 PM
I was going to make a torture joke, but the article made one for me :hmmm:
vienna
03-12-14, 06:29 PM
Was it made by a Haliburton subsidiary or designed by the same persons who designed the faulty body armor?...


<O>
Wolferz
03-12-14, 06:56 PM
I wonder how the drain got clogged. Two women shaving after going commando for awhile?:huh:
AndyJWest
03-12-14, 07:46 PM
...severe pruning of the epidermis.

I wish I'd never read that. I now have this mental picture I can't get out of my head. :o
CaptainHaplo
03-12-14, 09:51 PM
The country going down the drain, 60+% of the citizens feel that the country is headed in the wrong direction after nearly 6 years of BO - and some people have nothing more than to trot out Cheney mocking....

Hey - look over there - its a squirrel!
Red October1984
03-12-14, 10:00 PM
“I leave him alone quite frequently and this is the first time he’s ever managed to get himself into this much trouble, except for that time I allowed him to go quail hunting in Texas with that attorney friend of his”, stated Mrs. Cheney.

http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/wilee/burntreat2.jpg
Tchocky
03-12-14, 10:01 PM
The country going down the drain, 60+% of the citizens feel that the country is headed in the wrong direction after nearly 6 years of BO - and some people have nothing more than to trot out Cheney mocking....

Hey - look over there - its a squirrel!

There are even humour threads on Subsim.

THINK OF THE WASTED TIME AND ENERGY
Jimbuna
03-13-14, 06:58 AM
The mind boggles :doh:
Tribesman
03-13-14, 08:04 AM
There are even humour threads on Subsim.

THINK OF THE WASTED TIME AND ENERGY
Won't someone think of the children!!!!!!!
Platapus
03-13-14, 08:27 AM
I think the comments on the original story website were the best.
Dread Knot
03-13-14, 08:51 AM
I propose a ban on any future US politicians named Dick.

All in favor say aaayyyy.

http://www.bluecheddar.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nixon.jpg
Platapus
03-13-14, 09:11 AM
Maybe we will see Dicky in a new "life alert" commercial.

I wonder what Dicky has been doing in that tub to cause the drain to clog up.
krashkart
03-13-14, 09:13 AM
I wonder what Dicky has been doing in that tub to cause the drain to clog up.

I'm not sure I want to know. :huh:
Lionclaw
03-13-14, 11:11 AM
Why not climb out of the tub like normal? :doh:

Unless it's a handicap altered tub. :)

First time I've seen a bathtub with a door on it.
Platapus
03-13-14, 04:42 PM
People usually get these types of tubs because they can't climb into our out of a traditional tub.
Platapus
03-13-14, 04:51 PM
The funny thing is that some of Cheney's advisers told him that once you get into a tub like that, it will turn into a quagmire and it most likely take a long time to get out.

He never listens.
Jimbuna
03-13-14, 05:21 PM
People usually get these types of tubs because they can't climb into our out of a traditional tub.

Entrapment I calls it :)
Dan D
03-13-14, 06:28 PM
Seems he got a little fortaste of hell, that is where they do cook sinners and where he will have to go. I believe in the concept of heaven and hell. Snakes. The Walking Dead. Little house on the Prairie in Walnut Grove, Minnesota.
donna52522
03-13-14, 06:32 PM
Seems like a fake story to me.
krashkart
03-13-14, 06:41 PM
Seems like a fake story to me.

It's satire. :03:
Tribesman
03-13-14, 08:02 PM
It's satire. :03:
No its true, if it were fake news it would have something like this written on the publication as a disclaimers.

All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental

or

The views expressed by writers on this site are theirs alone and are not reflective of the fine journalistic and editorial integrity of National Report. Advice given is NOT to be construed as professional. If you are in need of professional help, please consult a professional. National Report is not intended for children under the age of 18.

Platapus was right earlier, the comments section is funny, where you get some people getting seriously outraged over clearly fake "news" articles.:haha:
Wolferz
03-16-14, 08:32 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer Dick.:yep::haha: