Can anyone explain this?

[donna52522]

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[Betonov]

I think it shows how to ease the penetration when dealing with a virgin

[donna52522]

WOW, Ok..............I am in a secret group on Facebook and nobody could figure it out....If a moderator deems this thread inappropriate please remove it.

[Wolferz]

That's not how you make a peanut butter and nanner samich.:haha:

[TheDarkWraith]

I fail to see the point of this 'exercise'.

You cut a geometric figure in a slice of bread. You inserted an object that was much larger than the geometric figure thus tearing the slice of bread.

You have proven that objects larger than the object they are supposed to go through will cause damage to the object. :06:

[Jimbuna]

I think it shows how to ease the penetration when dealing with a virgin

Are you being serious?

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't know. Banana nut bread? Not sure how the carpenters square relates. :hmmm:

[Betonov]

Are you being serious?

No. Just typed the most absurd thing that poped into my acetone soaked balkan mind :-?

[Jimbuna]

No. Just typed the most absurd thing that poped into my acetone soaked balkan mind :-?

Rgr that matey

[krashkart]

I fail to see the logic behind using precision instruments to mash a banana through a slice of bread. Just mash the banana straight through the slice of bread and be done with it so we can move on to the next useless demonstration. :shifty:

Now in this next demonstration we will learn how to use only a sawzall, a dragline, and 150 gallons of Xylene to ease the difficult process of mashing a 24 oz. ball pein hammer through a slice of bread. :O:

[TheDarkWraith]

I think it would be better to study the effects of 1lb of fertilizer and 16 oz of diesel fuel. Ensure you are wearing your safety glasses :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

There's an old builder's joke: Cut to shape, pound to fit. I'm betting this is something similar, along the lines of an engineer trying to design a sandwich.

[Wolferz]

Overly complicated instructions on how to make banana bread without peeling the banana.
That, or it's a secret initiation rite for the Masons.

It's like an Elephant and Rhino hybrid...
Elephino.:O:

[Betonov]

There's an old builder's joke: Cut to shape, pound to fit. I'm betting this is something similar, along the lines of an engineer trying to design a sandwich.

Measure with vernier calipers, mark with chalk, cut with an axe :03:

[Oberon]

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4445810+_1ffcf902264a4d243e39ba7554e600dd.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Measure with vernier calipers, mark with chalk, cut with an axe :03:

Often cited when I was an Instrumentation Technician :yeah:

[Betonov]

Often cited when I was an Instrumentation Technician :yeah:

If you knew how many boats are built with this ''standard'', Mongolia wouldn't be landlocked enough for your comfort :haha:

[Jimbuna]

If you knew how many boats are built with this ''standard'', Mongolia wouldn't be landlocked enough for your comfort :haha:

I shudder at the thought :)

[nikimcbee]

No. Just typed the most absurd thing that poped into my acetone soaked balkan mind :-?

:subsim: :D From one acetone brain to another. I love you man (in a purely plutonic sense of the work). I even have the "Betonov look" going, with my dashing goatee.

In regards to the photo, it is clearly symbolic of the novel "Crime and Punishment", how Raskolnikov clearly planned out his crime and executed it.

Or
It is symbolic of what Indian cricket is going to do to Aussie cricket this year. (Pay up Jim:D)

Or I think all signs point back to Betonov's Freudian interperatation.

Or is clearly shows that Steed does not know how to make a sandwich and needs to be retrained.

Or it means Steed needs to take his meds today, because Steed should have used an avocado, as using a banana is a clear sign of mental illness.:know:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sigmund-freud.jpg

You sir, are clearly nuts.:/\\k:

[gordonmull]

I decided to attempt a reconstruction of the incident in the hope I could shed some light. Lacking a banana, I had to wing it with an apple. Couldn't be bothered with a rule so I used my thumb as as a rough guide to 1". I have to say, I'm no further forward.

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7340/13091335054_77b86a91ed.jpg (https://www.flickr.com/photos/57278801@N04/13091335054/)
SDC12503 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/57278801@N04/13091335054/) by gordonmull (https://www.flickr.com/people/57278801@N04/)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/57278801@N04/13091335054/lightbox/

[Betonov]

You sir, are clearly nuts.:/\\k:

The only thing my nation agrees on 100% :D

[Catfish]

Being german, i can certainly analyze the OP's pictures.

A british(?) technician(?) tries to measure a piece of bread, to get two exact halves, for wrapping his banana. We can only speculate why he wants to do this, but after seeing how the windscreen wipers of a british Bedford army truck work, i do not ask questions anymore.

Faults: he uses an inexact british 'Stanley' tool, which of course is unprecise and not up for the job.
As you can also see, he does not even use the scale of said tool, but the wrong side.
The developing 'cut' being executed with an equally inappropriate tool like a pencil (or a flintstone blade?) is thus out of centre, and leads to the unsatisfying fit of the developing two non-halves.

"Skrelp is a brown aquatic Pokémon that resembles a marine animal similar to a seahorse called a sea dragon"

Ah!

[Jimbuna]

The mind boggles :doh:

[Dan D]

I am with Catfish here, looking at the formula but not at those distracting pictures with bananas etc.

If Catfish's definition of "Skrelp" is true: "a brown aquatic Pokémon that resembles a marine animal similar to a seahorse called a sea dragon", which I think is true, then it all makes sense: Playing Pokémon is a life hack or rather a life hack.

To adress Sailor Steve's construction worker joke. Here is one from Germany: When you have done some wrong construction work, like, lets say, building a wall where there should not be one, or you have bricked the entrance door, then people say: " Watt nu' ?. I think we need the Chinese "Watt nu'" now. In English: "What now?" I think we need the Chinese "What now" now. It all makes sense.

[TarJak]

Kelp.

[Sailor Steve]

I have to say, I'm no further forward.
And yet you have successfully replicated the experiment. If you can accomplish this with other types of fruit you may be close to providing mankind with an answer.

An answer to what is probably best left to a further set of experiments. I have no idea what they should be and what products should be used, but I feel confident that you may save the world from...something.

Maybe we should build a superduper computer.

[Wolferz]

Maybe we should build a superduper computer.


FWIW the experiment was planned on a super cooled Cray.
Is that super duper enough?:O:

[vienna]

My guess? Someone with waaaay too much time doing something that has entranced others with waaaay too much time...


You know, kinda like the Kardashians...


<O>

[Dan D]

I think it shows how to ease the penetration when dealing with a virgin

Hey, I think that was a construction worker joke.

[Sailor Steve]

FWIW the experiment was planned on a super cooled Cray.
Is that super duper enough?:O:
I was thinking more along the lines of Deep Thought.

[krashkart]

And yet you have successfully replicated the experiment. If you can accomplish this with other types of fruit you may be close to providing mankind with an answer.

An answer to what is probably best left to a further set of experiments. I have no idea what they should be and what products should be used, but I feel confident that you may save the world from...something.

What about, say, a grape? Just a standard green grape. Could such a grape be made to fit through a slice of bread in the same fashion as the banana and the apple? And if so, could other varieties of grapes be made to fit through a slice of bread. :hmmm:


I was thinking more along the lines of Deep Thought.

You gone Cray-Cray? :O:
EDIT: My bad, wrong supercomputer. I was thinking of Colossus from The Forbin Project.

[Armistead]

The banana still has it's peel, so wear protection or get a possible yeast infection...

[Red October1984]

I think it would be better to study the effects of 1lb of fertilizer and 16 oz of diesel fuel. Ensure you are wearing your safety glasses :haha:

That makes for a good time. :)

[Oberon]

Rather than use one supercomputer to examine the answer to Skrelp (a native of the Kalos region) I recommend that we use sixteen thousand people to control one character in a simulation of Pokémon:

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

[TarJak]

Whippets

[Red October1984]

As a former Pokemon addict and fanboy...I can honestly say this is not helping.

:03: :O:

[Oberon]

Laddy, I married one, resistance is futile. :03:

(fangirl, before someone inevitably gets the wrong idea... :O:)

[Wolferz]

Chin Pokémon?
Well Pikachu.

[Tango589]

As an innocent bystander in all this (alongside the kelp and whippets), I think the real answer lies in carrying out the original experiment, but substituting a pokemon for the banana and a 16oz rib eye for the bread. Only then will the potato people of Kralskuppengruuper have their long fought for freedomz.

Also, has someone been dropping LSD in the Subsim water cooler again?:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Also, has someone been dropping LSD in the Subsim water cooler again?:hmmm:
If it's good enough for Dr. Walter Bishop it's good enough for me. :yeah::O:

I see a Unicorn piercing a loaf of bread and it's not using tools.:huh:

[AVGWarhawk]

The banana still has it's peel, so wear protection or get a possible yeast infection...

:har::har:

[Jimbuna]

The banana still has it's peel, so wear protection or get a possible yeast infection...

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/4207/ryn.gif (https://imageshack.com/i/n7ryng)

[Aktungbby]

OBVIOUSLY! The banana of happiness interjects with the isosceles cleft of the slice of life(one's daily bread) with cutting edge humor and a square deal. ie; the sneaky siren-like alluring skrelp http://media-cerulean.cursecdn.com/attachments/thumbnails/5/10/530/530/skrelp_battle_1.jpgmeets the equally alluring Mae West http://www.mindspring.com/~hsstern/maewest/mae_blue.jpg of the immortal query: "R U Glad to see me..." it's a pokemon thing! This all occurred to me whilst wearing MY favorite life preserver...still called 'mae west' to us old salts!:O:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/4207/ryn.gif (https://imageshack.com/i/n7ryng)


:har::har:

[Wolferz]

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/4207/ryn.gif (https://imageshack.com/i/n7ryng)

Where's that banana going, Stanley? Bunny Bread? CUT!

[Jimbuna]

:har::har:

Where's that banana going, Stanley? Bunny Bread? CUT!

As long as it's not in his cup I doubt he's really all that bothered :)

[Wolferz]

As long as it's not in his cup I doubt he's really all that bothered :)
Just another abomination from the craft table.:03::O:

[Jimbuna]

Just another abomination from the craft table.:03::O:

Looking at the angle of the dangle you may well be right :hmmm:

[BrucePartington]

I could be wrong, but it seems like a way to keep the banana from resting one side against the table, with the intent to make it last longer before it goes all brown.
Looking carefully, the banana seems to only touch the table with its end tips.

[TarJak]

Gusset

[Wolferz]

Rainbow bread cod piece?:O:

[frau kaleun]

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http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=7413

[Wolferz]

DOUGH!

[Jimbuna]

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[TarJak]

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[swamprat69er]

It is a hint for banana bread. The measuring of the bread is what you do when you bake, you measure all the ingredients.

[Jimbuna]

http://s28.postimg.org/ph61u6ri5/download_1.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Wolferz]

Leave it to Frau K to stick a Carrot through a slice of bread.:haha::O:

[frau kaleun]

Leave it to Frau K to stick a Carrot through a slice of bread.:haha::O:

Oh, that's not my Carrot, that's just some random pic I found online. I just now realized that it does look like it could be my ginger kitty, but I would never subject him to such indignities. He creates enough of those without any of my help. :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

All I know is in Skyrim at the Alchemy table the banana, bread and carpenter's square make a strong stamina potion. :yep:

[Wolferz]

All I know is in Skyrim at the Alchemy table the banana, bread and carpenter's square make a strong stamina potion. :yep:
What's the formula for that? I need some Skyrim Viagra.:D

[Jimbuna]

What's the formula for that? I need some Skyrim Viagra.:D

Two lollipop sticks and a roll of sellotape :)

[Tango589]

^:har:

[frau kaleun]

What's the formula for that? I need some Skyrim Viagra.:D

You need to talk to Bothela down at the Hag's Cure, for all your discreet alchemy needs. You just let her know if you need a cure... or anything else. :cool:

(For the full effect, you must imagine a really feisty, really old lady waggling her eyebrows and going full on *nudge nudge wink wink* when she says the last part.)

[Tango589]

For the full effect, you must imagine a really feisty, really old lady waggling her eyebrows and going full on *nudge nudge wink wink* when she says the last part.

nudge nudge wink wink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc):03:

[Wolferz]

Hoo boy! I'll pass on the wrinkled up sand paper.:O: I opted for the loaf of bread instead. Anyone care for a slice?:haha: