I'm in the money

[Jimbuna]

Looks like things are looking up at the beginning of my retirement...this arrived in my junk folder today :sunny:

YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
East Acton London W3 7DS
England,United Kingdom
Internal Audit, Monitoring,
Consulting and Investigations Division

From: Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz

Hello Unpaid Beneficiary

This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from London,after series of complains from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe,Oceania, Antarctica,South America and the United States of America respectively,against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.I have meet with President GoodLuck of Nigeria who claimed that he has been trying his best to make sure you receive your fund in your account.

Right now,as directed by our secretary general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon,We are working in collaborations with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect the payment of your unpaid fund of $15.5M approved by both the British/United States government and the UN into your account without any delay.

Sincerely,you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr.Ray Cleams and others from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.


I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours.


YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz.
General for Internal Oversight

[TarJak]

Did you change your name by deed poll?:D Can we call you Ben for short?

[Jimbuna]

If that email were genuine I couldn't care one jot what anyone called me :)

[Rhodes]

Antarctica security agency :hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:, sounds legit to me!

[vanjast]

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...
:har:

[Wolferz]

Are you a big Phish, Jim?:03::haha:

[guntherprien]

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...
:har:Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

[swamprat69er]

Are you going to play along with them? ie; Send me the money via bank cheque/international money order and I will send you your fees AFTER the fact.

[Jimbuna]

Are you a big Phish, Jim?:03::haha:

Now that's an idea...go on an expensive phishing trip with the money :)

Are you going to play along with them? ie; Send me the money via bank cheque/international money order and I will send you your fees AFTER the fact.

Almost....I sent them the wifes banking details :)

[MH]

GoodLuck.
and don't pay attention to others from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

[swamprat69er]

I love phishing games.

I almost got sucked in to buying a 38' boat a few years ago.

Didn't work the way she wanted it to.:haha:

[STEED]

You can now pay me back that £10,000 for that treatment to wipe your memory.

Oh...wait a minute your be asking what are you talking about STEED.

See it worked.

[Jimbuna]

You can now pay me back that £10,000 for that treatment to wipe your memory.

Oh...wait a minute your be asking what are you talking about STEED.

See it worked.

http://imageshack.com/a/img809/1765/z55.gif (https://imageshack.com/i/mhz55g)

[AVGWarhawk]

Your name is Unpaid Beneficiary? Who would name their kid that?

[vanjast]

Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

Nope!!. I mean Cretan.. as said.
:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Get that money yet, Jim?:03::haha::O:

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

Nope!!. I mean Cretan.. as said.
:hmmm:Which one?Löytyneet esimerkit



imberb (http://www.sanakirja.org/search.php?id=5172563&l2=17) - Think of the hundreds of imberb boys and impubert girls it had needed to placate the Cretan minotaur!


Määritelmät

Adjektiivit



Of or relating to Crete (http://www.sanakirja.org/search.php?id=95583&l2=17) or its inhabitants.

Substantiivit



An inhabitant or a resident of Crete (http://www.sanakirja.org/search.php?id=95583&l2=17).

...or...A Cretin is kind of an idiot - an uneducated, moron - more or less. Someone who is not open to open-thinking, stubborn, and sort of stupid. Set in their way about being stupid, too.

The people of Crete (the Cretins) were thought by many of the time to be this way - so that's where the term comes from.

[vanjast]

Carry on Googling .. it'll pop up.
:)

[Jimbuna]

Get that money yet, Jim?:03::haha::O:

Yep...deposited in my bank account this morning :sunny:

























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[Joefour]

Phish? Send them an eel!

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

Yep...deposited in my bank account this morning :sunny:

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6305/liaranimatedanimationli.gifJim... are you sure you are okay? Your nose looks kinda short... :hmmm:

[vienna]

Say, Jim, now that you ae well-off, maybe you'd care to invest in my new perpetual motion machine? No? How about a bridge I own in Brooklyn? No? My, you are a difficult sell...

Maybe I can get the Nigerians interesrted...


<O>

[swamprat69er]

How about some beach front property?

[TarJak]

Thanks. It won't be there for long :O:

[STEED]

I'm in hiding from the FBI..email said I was wanted for a number of paper crimes what ever!:shifty:

I get a ton of british banks guff. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

Thanks. It won't be there for long :O:

I live on the Tyne, not the Thames :)

[Nippelspanner]

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-spam-nigeria-burn-money-white-people-never-answered-pics.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

"Cretans" is what you call cretins who cannot spell :D

[Father Goose]

President GoodLuck of Nigeria trying his best to make sure you receive your 15.5 million. With a name like that...sounds legit to me.
Drinks all around...on Jimbuna! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

President GoodLuck of Nigeria trying his best to make sure you receive your 15.5 million. With a name like that...sounds legit to me.
Drinks all around...on Jimbuna! :Kaleun_Cheers:

With a name like that...you've got to see it to believe it :)

[Wolferz]

Now you can buy that slightly used Sub, Jim.:up::O:

[Jimbuna]

Just did :)

http://s27.postimg.org/70ykcvi2b/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img504/2364/submarinecp8.gif

[guntherprien]

Nope!!. I mean Cretan.. as said.
:hmmm:People from Crete ?

[TarJak]

Necro thread. Why?

[banryu79]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Goodluck_Jonathan_World_Economic_Forum_2013.jpg/160px-Goodluck_Jonathan_World_Economic_Forum_2013.jpg
- I've sent your money to you. It should arrive ASAP. Goodluck! -
Mr. Goodluck

[Mr Quatro]

Test this dude Jim ... if Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz is so sincere in his efforts to increase your wealth ...

simply ask him to host the next subsim meet in Nigeria providing airfare, hotel accommodations, food, beer, party favors and female hostesses that know how to pole dance. :yeah:

Then we can all enjoy your new found wealth together :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Test this dude Jim ... if Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz is so sincere in his efforts to increase your wealth ...

simply ask him to host the next subsim meet in Nigeria providing airfare, hotel accommodations, food, beer, party favors and female hostesses that know how to pole dance. :yeah:

Then we can all enjoy your new found wealth together :yep:

LOL rgr that matey :)

[nikimcbee]

Your name is Unpaid Beneficiary? Who would name their kid that?

Unpaid "Jim" Bunaficary. I think it's a Scottish name, maybe Welsh?:hmmm:



Steed's got to pay his bills somehow.:up:

[nikimcbee]

Necro thread. Why?

Just saw this.:haha:

I hereby christen you "Steve".
in the name of the Buna, the Steed, and the Holy Bossmark. Amen.

[Jimbuna]

Just saw this.:haha:

I hereby christen you "Steve".
in the name of the Buna, the Steed, and the Holy Bossmark. Amen.

Behave yersel!!

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