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mapuc
02-22-14, 04:15 PM
There's a radio show on a Danish talk radio I listen to, when I have a break or whenever I can. The name of the program is called in Danish "Under bæltestedet"=Below the belt. They are giving us the kind of news that ordinary news channel doesn't give us. News that are below the belt.

It was the same radio show that told me the story of the 50 shades effect.

Here's the new story

A middle age man was traveling on a train to or from either Edinburgh or Glasgow. He had have a few beer and according to this story he got more and more "happy" for this sales wagon that came close and close to wards where he was sitting.

When this sales wagon was almost near him, he couldn't stand it anymore, he rushed up, pushed the stewardess away, pulled down his trousers and....

The other travelers was of course choked and he was arrested when the train arrived at the end station.

It must defiantly be something in the air.

Markus

vanjast
02-23-14, 09:08 AM
Did that story pass through the Google translator ?
:)

Tango589
02-23-14, 09:19 AM
Wait, what? Do you mean he started to 'get his groove on' with the trolley? Or am I reading this incorrectly?:o

mapuc
02-23-14, 09:28 AM
Wait, what? Do you mean he started to 'get his groove on' with the trolley? Or am I reading this incorrectly?:o

No you didn't read it incorrectly.

Here's more to the story.

While he was banging this trolley he was yelling/screaming oh yeah your my..

I had a coffee break, and I my face was like this :o

Markus

Tango589
02-23-14, 09:32 AM
:rotfl2:

Only the Scottish! It must be the thought of those haggis pies and cans of Special Brew that did it for him!

Jimbuna
02-23-14, 01:44 PM
He may simply have thought the pies and sandwiches were missing a certain ingredient.

Tango589
02-23-14, 02:26 PM
Here's a newspaper article about the sorry incident: http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/07/off-his-trolley-man-sentenced-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-buffet-cart-4253357/.

Apparently his behaviour was caused by a mixture of alcohol and 'legal highs'.

:woot:

Jimbuna
02-23-14, 03:50 PM
Drink and drugs (legal or otherwise) :nope: