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Méo
02-10-14, 10:35 AM
I know lot of you guys love Obama (insert sarcasm sign here) so I guess you'll be pleased to know that there would be an affair between the President and Beyoncé :o


It's presently going all over French media and the only english texted website I found is this one

http://www.vogue.it/en/people-are-talking-about/that-s-too-much/2014/02/beyonce-barack-obama-affair?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


Apparently it would be announced tomorrow in the Washington Post...

Might just be hokum, but I don't think I would resist her charm! :cool:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2007/07_beyonce_04.jpg

MH
02-10-14, 10:50 AM
It is his last term anyway...Go Obama go.:haha:

AVGWarhawk
02-10-14, 11:57 AM
He must have found Clinton's play book in the Resolute desk.

Herr-Berbunch
02-10-14, 11:59 AM
Might just be hokum, but I don't think I would resist her charm! :cool:


But it's a two-way street, I probably wouldn't resist her charms but I would his. :03:

Betonov
02-10-14, 12:08 PM
Head of state of the most powerful nation in the world and he chooses that bag of untalented hot air :O:

fireftr18
02-10-14, 12:09 PM
And she has some really nice charms. :O:

Jimbuna
02-10-14, 12:13 PM
If this proves true he won't be sleeping in the White House tonight....more likely the dog house.

vienna
02-10-14, 01:03 PM
Let's see:

Clinton has affairs and ends his Presidency with a nation at peace, a balanced budget, and a surplus;

Obama reputedly having an affair and has a reviving economy;

GHWB, a highly moral man ends his Presidency witha nation in financial tatters and a recession, stalled military actions in places like Iraq and Somalia;

GWB ends his presidency with a two front war, a Great Recession, and political chaos;

That settles it: doxies for all GOP presidential candidates...

As Lincoln was once reported to have said when jealous Union generals tried to get Grant fired by pointing out Grant's high fondness for liquor: " Find out what Grant's drinking and send cases of it to the other generals"...


<O>

Betonov
02-10-14, 01:50 PM
Viennas post got me thinking :hmmm:

A brave Subsimer wanted to save the Slovene economy.
Endure one night with the Slovene PM.
Warning, she looks like a slightly overweight Margaret Thatcher on a bad morning but younger.

Reward: the gratitude of a small nation

Aktungbby
02-10-14, 02:14 PM
As Lincoln was once reported to have said when jealous Union generals tried to get Grant fired by pointing out Grant's high fondness for liquor: " Find out what Grant's drinking and send cases of it to the other generals"...<O> Actually, and sadly he may not have:

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/02/18/barrel-of-whiskey/ (http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/02/18/barrel-of-whiskey/) :wah:

Tango589
02-10-14, 02:22 PM
Viennas post got me thinking :hmmm:

A brave Subsimer wanted to save the Slovene economy.
Endure one night with the Slovene PM.
Warning, she looks like a slightly overweight Margaret Thatcher on a bad morning but younger.

Reward: the gratitude of a small nation
A few stiff drinks and a paper bag over each of your heads and you might just get away with it...:hmmm:

Jimbuna
02-10-14, 02:24 PM
Viennas post got me thinking :hmmm:

A brave Subsimer wanted to save the Slovene economy.
Endure one night with the Slovene PM.
Warning, she looks like a slightly overweight Margaret Thatcher on a bad morning but younger.

Reward: the gratitude of a small nation

I reckon you'll need a much bigger towel :D

nikimcbee
02-10-14, 02:44 PM
If this proves true he won't be sleeping in the White House tonight....more likely the dog house.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l3m4Nya8a2E/TyQ0s0-88kI/AAAAAAAAAgc/jdbQWg3cDDk/s400/the-glare-michelle-obama-carla-bruni-sarkozy-glare-demotivational-poster-1244466818.jpg

Eat your veggies.

http://im41.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Michelle-Obama-Dutch-Lady-Death-Glare.jpg

Wolferz
02-10-14, 02:53 PM
I think Heyonce would be more his speed.:huh:

Tango589
02-10-14, 02:59 PM
Just looked this up...

:rotfl2:

Betonov
02-10-14, 03:06 PM
A few stiff drinks and a paper bag over each of your heads and you might just get away with it...:hmmm:

I'd need a body bag.
I'd hang myself after just touching IT

nikimcbee
02-10-14, 03:17 PM
I'd need a body bag.
I'd hang myself after just touching IT


I dedicate this song to Betonov.:woot:

The Betonov Song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URl16ETkZ08
:D

Tango589
02-10-14, 03:24 PM
That was...unusual...and a not entirely pleasant experience.:-?

Oberon
02-10-14, 03:25 PM
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/clinton-and-obama.jpeg

Betonov
02-10-14, 03:26 PM
Youtube froze while trying to play that :O:

The only AK-47 related song we know in the Balkans is this :O:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfpSx3N-nY

Oberon
02-10-14, 03:43 PM
False alarm it would seem:

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2014/02/10/3272731/obama-beyonce/

u crank
02-10-14, 03:50 PM
False alarm it would seem:

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2014/02/10/3272731/obama-beyonce/

I'm shocked.


:O:

Oberon
02-10-14, 03:52 PM
I'm shocked.


:O:

:haha: But not as disappointed as the entire Republican voter base. :03:

TarJak
02-10-14, 04:01 PM
Won't stop some of their less controlled media mouthpieces giving it some airtime no doubt.

Jimbuna
02-11-14, 04:46 AM
False alarm it would seem:

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2014/02/10/3272731/obama-beyonce/

Hardly surprising :)

Cybermat47
02-11-14, 05:02 AM
Hmmm. Here's an interesting online item: One Night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.?” , President Obama curiously asked his wife. She informed the Husband that in her teenage years, the man had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?” Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

:har:

MH
02-11-14, 05:48 AM
False alarm it would seem:

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2014/02/10/3272731/obama-beyonce/

So he must be gay then.:nope:

Wolferz
02-11-14, 05:51 AM
So he must be gay then.:nope:

That's the rumor...