Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"

[desertstriker]

Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

[Admiral Halsey]

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

[Catfish]

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Some Maria comes to mind ..




OT:
Joseph and Maria arrive in a small town, an Maria now feels it is about time. So Joseph knocks on a door, until an unfriendly man opens.
Joseph: "Please, we need shelter, my wife is pregnant and gets her baby anytime soon!"
The house owner: "What do i have to do with that ?"
Joseph: "And me ?!!"

[August]

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

[Wolferz]

Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

You never know what one of those wily priests might have slipped into the sacramental wine.:03::huh:
That would be a bad habit.

[Jimbuna]

BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy.

I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh...

[desertstriker]

its still increadibly funny to me.

[Jimbuna]

its still increadibly funny to me.
besides wolferz preists prefer little boys

Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.

[desertstriker]

Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.
which line am i getting close to?

[Jimbuna]

which line am i getting close to?

If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.

[swamprat69er]

Jim, now you know why I deleted my post on this subject.

[desertstriker]

If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.
Sorry I forget those statements are offensive to some people despite the actions of the pope to "defrock" preist caught in such actions which is at an all time high. to which i can provide sources to. but i will cease and desist.

I was mearly inquiring to the rule I was getting close to since I talk about that with my mother and family all the time. But then again we are jewish so topics like this are openly discussed I always forget that that my family has an open topic policy that many other families or places do not have. So I am assuming it goes under the editorial section. I am getting ready to edit my original post that has me under fire though. I apologize for any people I have offended with an off hand joke/statment that is common among my people.

[Jimbuna]

Then me can all move on.

[Jimbuna]

Not helpful Jason :nope:

[Wolferz]

I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout:

[Betonov]

I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout:

If the child is adopted by a prominent diplomat or politician then we'll start worrying.

[nikimcbee]

Not helpful Jason :nope:

Sorry. Fixed.

[Platapus]

We had a call when I was on the squads in Nebraska. Petite woman, flat stomach, already had kids, was convinced there was no way she was pregnant. Then she crowned in the ER. :o

The attending doctor summed it up in one word -- denial. Some women are in such a state of denial (for myriad reasons) that they can, to some extent, even convince themselves.

The problem with pregnancy denial is that in about 40 weeks, it gets a lot harder.

[August]

Some women are in such a state of denial (for myriad reasons) that they can, to some extent, even convince themselves.

I can easily imagine a Nun being in denial over being pregnant.

[desertstriker]

Well sh was "fired" over it so thats one reason to deny it.

Funnly enough sh named the kid after pope francis... loyalty to the end it seems. Not that I really care but wonder what she will do now. Nun does not really seem to look good on a resume, atleast to me.

Also I think the Anti-crist would be an upgrade to politicians. We know what he would be doing/planning:har: And for many wouldn't that mean the "second coming" would be around the corner? :hmmm:

[August]

Well sh was "fired" over it so thats one reason to deny it.

That is news to me. Link?

[Aktungbby]

I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout: Nah! she'd have named it Messiah in that case!:oops: (not that thread again!)

I can easily imagine a Nun being in denial over being pregnant. Now that's pure comedic Gold, Frank nonsense and Myrrrth- if ever...only denial if along a mud riverbank in Old Egypt with a floating basket on hand!:smug:

Well sh was "fired" over it so thats one reason to deny it. An obvious mistranslation fer sure: She "saw the light" during her crowning achievement!:O:

[desertstriker]

That is news to me. Link?
I just saw it on the local news.
Found an artical though
http://www.newser.com/story/180933/surprised-nun-gives-birth.html

Since they like priests swear an oath of chastity i don't think anybody should be suprised

[August]

I just saw it on the local news.
Found an artical though
http://www.newser.com/story/180933/surprised-nun-gives-birth.html

Since they like priests swear an oath of chastity i don't think anybody should be suprised

Interesting.

Before I posted my request for a link I checked a bunch of news websites sites and none of them have mentioned it. It may be true but given the lack of confirmation and the tabloid writing style of that article you posted I still wonder if it's accurate.

[desertstriker]

August like I said before and it is known in the church as well they take oaths that she will have broken and the penalty for breaking them is dismissal since they are no longer consided "pure to god"
Edidt another artical
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/534974/20140119/el-salvador-nun-gives-birth-names-baby.htm

But it is hard to find articals on it. I think it is because there is little to anything to sensationalize, so little the newsstations can get ratings on. The only "sensasional" news to them is the birth of a child. the only articals I am finding are from friday and early saturday after that the subject deems to vanish.

[August]

August like I said before and it is known in the church as well they take oaths that she will have broken and the penalty for breaking them is dismissal since they are no longer consided "pure to god"
Edidt another artical
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/534974/20140119/el-salvador-nun-gives-birth-names-baby.htm

But it is hard to find articals on it. I think it is because there is little to anything to sensationalize, so little the newsstations can get ratings on. The only "sensasional" news to them is the birth of a child. the only articals I am finding are from friday and early saturday after that the subject deems to vanish.


Well we'll see. It's up to the Pope and all bets are off with this one.

[desertstriker]

Actually it isn't always up to the pope. He has more important duties after all, the direct superior can make the decision, in this case the mother superior and/or the bishop of the local covenant. Due to the nature of Catholicism though the decision will likely be made by the bishop.

While the new pope is more open-minded about this stuff the policy will have to be changed for the nun to stay in. Such changes are curretly unlikely given the current political layout in the vatican. But with the Oaths they swear due to the fact they believe Jesus to have remained a virgin and again as I stated before interferes with their "purity" in the eyes of god.

I know I am jewish but I have made it a point in my life to understand and study other religions workings especially christanity and catholicism.

[Armistead]

Maybe it's a miracle......and millions of people will come to worship her. It happened before and people believe it, why not now?

[swamprat69er]

Maybe it's a miracle......and millions of people will come to worship her. It happened before and people believe it, why not now?
Maybe people are a little smarter now?

I am wondering if this might be orchestrated by the RC church to take the heat off the priests?

[Tango589]

Just as a matter of curiosity, what did she think would happen when His Grace 'climbed aboard', what with the ban on contraception?:hmmm:

[Armistead]

Just as a matter of curiosity, what did she think would happen when His Grace 'climbed aboard', what with the ban on contraception?:hmmm:

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

[Jimbuna]

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

[Tango589]

^:har:

[Aktungbby]

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

:har:

[Platapus]

Sounds like 'marriage' :o

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex. :D

[Jimbuna]

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex. :D

Now your getting me worried :)

[Wolferz]

Now your getting me worried :)


Not been married long enough?:03::haha:

To Stay on topic...
Aren't nuns supposed to be brides of Christ? I guess Jesus dropped in for a conjugal visit?

[swamprat69er]

Many years ago we had a Mexican guy that was a mechanic at work. His name according to his drivers' license was Jesus Christ, pronounced Hayseus Creest.
Maybe he was visiting nuns.

[Jimbuna]

Not been married long enough?:03::haha:



depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough' :)

[Wolferz]

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough' :)

An hour or so is usually sufficient.:O:
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.:know:

[Jimbuna]

An hour or so is usually sufficient.:O:
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.:know:

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on :)

[Wolferz]

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on :)

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.:O:

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.:O:

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?:arrgh!:

Oh my wife would love you...at the bottom of the garden I suspect :)

[Wolferz]

CONGO? with a little manioc root on the side and a basket on top; Cassava root if in S. America along the Orinoco...watch yer head in either case!:/\\chop:rotfl2:Keep yer shorts on though; lest they find out who the real pygmy is!:woot:

Stop peeping while I'm pee ping!:haha:

No, the flat head is so you have a place to set your beer while... saying "Harrr":arrgh!:

[Platapus]

As soon as she says "I do" she doesn't. :wah:

I actually had one of my troops where this happened in his marriage. Yikes!:o

[TarJak]

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough' :)

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'. :O:

[Jimbuna]

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'. :O:

Cheeky bugga :stare:




:oops:

[TarJak]

I try. :D

[soopaman2]

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

[RickC Sniper]

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?


Could someone in authority please take action here.
:down::down::down::down:

[soopaman2]

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?


Could someone in authority please take action here.
:down::down::down::down:


Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his beliefs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.
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Do you have applications to the Westboro Baptist church, you got similar ideologies. Squash the unholy

[RickC Sniper]

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his belieifs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.

Do you have applications to the Westbor Baptist church, you got similar ideologies.

.........just posting this before he can delete his post

[soopaman2]

.........just posting this before he can delete his post


I do not delete what I write.

What in my post is wrong?


What?

Ban me, report my posts, hell I will do it for ya, what did I say wrong, besides something you do not agree with?

Man up. For real, I hear all kinds of things on this site I hate, I do not ask them to be banned.

I am calling you a baby who hates being told things they disagree with., ban me for that. ban me forever.

I reported my own post asking for a perma ban, happy Ricky?

[Sailor Steve]

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.
A lot of the reaction from here depends on why you posted what you did. Was it meant to be a joke? You have to admit it was in poor taste.

Do you really believe the Mary was a slut rather than a virgin as advertised? You could be right, but if so you could at least discuss it in a civil manner.

Did you post it just to get a rise out of people? Then you are guilty of trolling and will probably get some kind of trouble for your efforts.

Do you really want to be banned? It can be arranged, but we'd rather not, unless you force it on us.

[Armistead]

An hour or so is usually sufficient.:O:
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.:know:

Don't get me started....

[soopaman2]

My original post was not meant to troll, it was meant as a joke, and maybe to provoke thought.

I apologize to RickC Sniper, as I went into full bulldog mode.

I can understand his reaction to it, truly I do, but he just shouted enough!, someone "take care of this", he then quoted my next post, like a first grader telling on a classmate for making mouth farts.

If he woulda quoted my post and said, "dude, thats messed up" I might have apologized, but it was answered with BAN PLOX!

So, hence my reaction.

I am past it Steve. If ya still wanna ban me ya could, but you will always be my favorite mod, barely beating out Jim.:D *asskissing over*

(them 2 been so good to me, when I really did mess up:har:)

RickC, I did not mean my comments in an obnoxious way, was more thinking that was the defense the nun should have used. I really like you Rick, and hate to see it like this between us (yecchhh, sounded so icky) In a man way!:O:

Steve, Rick, it was in poor taste, and I apologize.

I just hear ban him please and it usually happens.:D I got kinda scared, I had to change my undies.:oops:

I dunno why, I am a nice guy, and an upstanding citizen.

[Wolferz]

Pass the popcorn please. :D
This opera is getting a little soopy, man, err soapy.:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

If ya still wanna ban me ya could...
That's why I asked first. I don't "want" to ban anybody, and as for keelhauling, that power lies only with Neal. Still and all, at the risk of being called PC, a little decorum and respect are always welcome. :sunny:

[Wolferz]

Privileged Character?

That's accurate. :03::D

[Onkel Neal]

Well, I hate to do this, but a timeout is in order.
http://youth-mentoring.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jail-inmate.jpg

[Wolferz]

:03:Well, I hate to do this, but a timeout is in order.
http://youth-mentoring.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jail-inmate.jpg

Why didja do it Soopaman?
You coulda been a contender!:yep::rotfl2:
Just look at the collateral damage caused by this twisted sister.:nope::down:
I hope the pope throws the good book at her.

[Aktungbby]

My worry is if the poor peasant girl has figured out where the babies come from...Yet or if it's still Divine inter.....vention?:o Is there a nunnery for wayward brides of Christ.?:timeout:

[Wolferz]

My worry is if the poor peasant girl has figured out where the babies come from...Yet or if it's still Divine inter.....vention?:o Is there a nunnery for wayward brides of Christ.?:timeout:

Yes. It's in Vegas.:woot:

[Garion]

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce? :arrgh!:

Cheers

Gary

[Wolferz]

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce? :arrgh!:

Cheers

Gary


The pre-nup is ironclad.
Sorry Sister.

Ofeelymebellyboney.

Wait! That's not my belly boney!

[TarJak]

If she is being divorced by Jesus through his representatives, will she get half of heaven in settlement of said divorce? :arrgh!:

Cheers

Gary
Nope his Dad holds the title on that place not Jesus.:know: :D

[Wolferz]

Nope his Dad holds the title on that place not Jesus.:know: :D

Her attorney is doing a title search now. Shouldn't take more than 6000 years.