Are you a psychopath?

[Tango589]

See how you measure up against this video...:o

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=38923

[Jimbuna]

That could be <add All the names here> from Subsim :)

[Sailor Steve]

Some of the traits, but others definitely not. Maybe I'm a part-time psychopath.

[Herr-Berbunch]

What's worse was another video from the bottom of that page. A friend of FB had mentioned it but didn't actually realise what it was about until I saw the trailer! :o

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=38921

(Prolly also applies to people here. :woot: )

[Tango589]

Now I am proper freaked out! :doh:

[fireftr18]

Some of the traits, but others definitely not. Maybe I'm a part-time psychopath.

I've got you beat, I'm the one that willingly went INTO burning buildings. :salute:

And that second video, that is disturbing. :timeout:

[Skybird]

Great gang! Where can I enlist?

[Schroeder]

Some of the traits, but others definitely not. Maybe I'm a part-time psychopath.
You mean semi retired. ;)

[vienna]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/86f142527b863257fdb8f4f62912a25c726dd9e94d8bc060fc de40c58de2d96a.jpg



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[Aktungbby]

I've got you beat, I'm the one that willingly went INTO burning buildings. :salute:

And that second video, that is disturbing. :timeout:

NAH! his turn-out gear is just a little kinkier than yours! Come on baby light my fire!:O:

[GoldenRivet]

If you watch the video on youtube there is a link to the test...

i have provided the cute little test here: http://psychopath.channel4.com/quizzes.html

i am 64% psychopath :D

[vienna]

Could only muster a mere 52%; I am apparently not making enough of an effort...


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[GoldenRivet]

Dont feel bad... im sure this online psychopath test is about as accurate as online pregnancy tests are

[Jimbuna]

I'm not mad a tells ya!
http://s28.postimg.org/xr8c0pb59/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Tango589]

I only managed a paltry 39%..My report said: "Be more aggressive".

Dont feel bad... im sure this online psychopath test is about as accurate as online pregnancy tests are

:haha: Which bit of the computer would you have to pee on?

[Aktungbby]

i am 64%

That 's yer Flap setting!:har: if ever!

[Jimbuna]

87% :har::har::har:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm glad somebody finds it funny.


30%

[GoldenRivet]

I only managed a paltry 39%..My report said: "Be more aggressive".



:haha: Which bit of the computer would you have to pee on?

you'd piss directly into the electrical outlet

[Tribesman]

42%.
So if 42 was the answer what was the question?

[Tango589]

you'd piss directly into the electrical outlet

:har:

42%.
So if 42 was the answer what was the question?

I'm afraid the planet will be destroyed just before we find the answer out.

[mapuc]

6 %

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'm glad somebody finds it funny.


30%

:har: being the defining hahah...yet again :)

[TarJak]

A mere 58%. Must learn how to hate kittens more.

[u crank]

http://definemind.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/homer-not-insane.jpg

[swamprat69er]

55%

[fireftr18]

I only got 52%. It said I even take moderation in moderation. I'll try harder next time.

[Madox58]

"Definitions of psychopathy have varied significantly throughout history; different definitions continue to be used that are only partly overlapping and sometimes appear contradictory."

I wanna kill the SOB that said that.
But I didn't take the test because I KNOW I'm not a Psycho.
:D












:hmmm:
Or am I and just trying to cope?



















:har:


:o

[NeonSamurai]

<briefly leaves alone the bloody body he was brutally dismembering with a large axe>

Me a psychopath? Umm I don't think so, no.. why do you ask?

[AndreasT]

Thats funny I got 0%. Either I am too smart for the test or I am lying to myself trying to make myself feels better.

[Tango589]

Thats funny I got 0%. Either I am too smart for the test or I am lying to myself trying to make myself feels better.

Signs of psychpathic personality: High level of intelligence, tendency towards self-deception.

Looks like your knackered at every turn sunshine...:O:

[antikristuseke]

If you watch the video on youtube there is a link to the test...

i have provided the cute little test here: http://psychopath.channel4.com/quizzes.html

i am 64% psychopath :D

76% apparently

[NeonSamurai]

Signs of psychpathic personality: High level of intelligence, tendency towards self-deception.

Looks like your knackered at every turn sunshine...:O:

Hence why real tests for this are never done as a self test. Most psychopaths, particularly the socialized kind would game it. In realty a clinician will come to the diagnosis over time by observing certain things and putting them on a scale such as the Hare PCL-R

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist
http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm

That is the real test, and it isn't one you can answer for yourself.

[STEED]

You can play hardball with the best of them! You know what you want and are not afraid to go for it – even if it means bending the rules occasionally and putting a few noses out of joint on the way. Nothing fazes you. You are decisive, self-confident and pretty much up for anything. You are a ‘means-to-an-end’ person. For you, it’s not necessarily a matter of right or wrong, but of what gets the job done. ‘Bring it on’ is your mantra, but to help those around you keep their heads, you should learn some tricks to help you temper your self-satisfying tendencies...

91%

I am angry not getting 100%

65% psychopaths read the Financial Times!...Are flip sake thats why I failed 100%. Smiths News here I come, put me down for the FT everyday.

[Tango589]

I am angry not getting 100%.

Steed getting angry? Who'da thunk it?:rotfl2:

[STEED]

Steed getting angry? Who'da thunk it?:rotfl2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gD3uk_bDrM

[Tango589]

:har:

[Aktungbby]

Havin' long since subscribed to the theory that I'm friQQn' NUTS and cheat on these tests routinely to gain employment: (Minnesota Multiphasiic Psychological Inventory) "my father was a bad man; my mother never loved me etc. etc." I still suffer from PTSS issues: Post Traumatic Squirrel Syndrome....Those critters store nuts for the winter!:O:

[Jimbuna]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/JFliegel/picard-facepalm.jpg

[Tango589]

Havin' long since subscribed to the theory that I'm friQQn' NUTS and cheat on these tests routinely to gain employment: (Minnesota Multiphasiic Psychological Inventory) "my father was a bad man; my mother never loved me etc. etc." I still suffer from PTSS issues: Post Traumatic Squirrel Syndrome....Those critters store nuts for the winter!:O:
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/squirrel.jpg
http://s298.photobucket.com/user/tango589/media/squirrel.jpg.html

[Aktungbby]

^My God! it's looking at ME!:k_confused:

[swamprat69er]

^My God! it's looking at ME!:k_confused:

Gotcha

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9WQLRB3peZDZXXsMQzDvmYXqLRw1yv 47yFuMXJGWqqNRPLiNATA

[Tango589]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_keP8xgKfxpY/SagnXYFZAyI/AAAAAAAAACw/cjFkPjQuMJk/s400/squirrel.JPG

[Jimbuna]

http://s28.postimg.org/nkl68fast/craz.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[andy_311]

70%