2014 Headlines you predict

[STEED]

News from your country and around the world what do you think will be in the news this year?

I'm going with..

JP Morgan & Chase fined yet again.

Goldman Sachs fined yet again.

[Oberon]

<Immigrant nation> immigrants are <negative verb> our <inflammatory subject>

Obama <negative verb> <negative verb> <negative verb> <patriotic object or event>

Obamacare <negative adjective>

NHS <negative adjective>

[Cybermat47]

Tony Abbot Destroys All Internet Capability

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna wins Euro Millions biggest ever jackpot.

[STEED]

Tony Abbot Destroys All Internet Capability

Funny thing on the radio there was this prediction that the Internet will burn itself out before 2005 as people see it for what it is. Seems that person has got that one wrong, maybe they should have said the Internet is like a drug and you can't get enough of it.


Here's another one for the UK...Phone company's to be investigated over there directory enquires costs.

[Ducimus]

<Immigrant nation> immigrants are <negative verb> our <inflammatory subject>

Obama <negative verb> <negative verb> <negative verb> <patriotic object or event>

Obamacare <negative adjective>

NHS <negative adjective>

You forgot the NSA and the TSA. :O:

(geez, can we have more 3 letter acronyms in this country? )

[nikimcbee]

Steed poses nude.:o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Steed poses nude.:o

:-? Not again!

[Gerald]

Reece coming back,:sunny:

[BossMark]

Reece coming back,:sunny:
Hope so :yep:

[Jimbuna]

TarJaks sex change operation fails.

[nikimcbee]

TarJaks sex change operation fails.

Not again!

TarJackie?
:k_confused:

[nikimcbee]

Reece coming back,:sunny:
Yeah, where's he been?:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Colorado suffers munchie shortage.

[mapuc]

Sports: The Toons wins the double
Da bears wins the Super Bowl
Sweden national hockey team, wins the olympics and the championship

Markuis

[Rhodes]

Jimbuna wins Euro Millions biggest ever jackpot.
After that, remember to give us a small contribution of €!

[TarJak]

TarJaks sex change operation fails.
3rd time lucky maybe?:woot:
Not again!

TarJackie?
:k_confused:
Nope not again.
Yeah, where's he been?:hmmm:
He's OK as of November. Got an email from him saying he was OK and just not that into subsim ATM.

Back OT... Hoping to see this in Monday's news:
England lose Ashes in 5-0 whitewash.

[mapuc]

After that, remember to give us a small contribution of €!

Not to us directly, but a huge contribution to Neal I'll guess

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Not to us directly, but a huge contribution to Neal I'll guess

Markus

That would be a definite.

[magic452]

I would suggest 1€ per post. :up: :D

Magic

[Torvald Von Mansee]

"Drug arrests made at Phish concert"

"Proposal made in House of Representatives to repeal Obamacare for the ____th time" (multiple repeats)

"Tea Partiers continue laser-like focus on the economy and spending by restricting abortion"

"Liberals whine (but don't they always?)"

[STEED]

EU books still not signed off for the 18th year. Will they hold a party on the 20th year?

[Jimbuna]

Nigel Farage appointed as new Foreign Secretary.

[Gerald]

Sweden gets a new government composed of Socialists and supported by the Green Party and the Left Party.The downfall is near in Swedish politics, which indeed are already signs of this.:nope:

[Alex]

A certain lobby gets its influence lowered on french foreign policy.

[Platapus]

America attacked by Domestic Terrorists. Citizens demand "why didn't the NSA do more to keep us safe?".

[Admiral Halsey]

US Congress does something good. People startled by the sudden appearance of flying pigs.

[Armistead]

Israel will attack Iran..

Miley will do a porn video

The stock market will collapse sometime during the summer.

Putin wins "Man of the Year"

Christie will get arrested

Armistead wins 3 Subsim awards.

Steve finds true love and gets engaged.

[KrazyDimondRX]

Headline reads:

NZ government denies school teachers and nurses any pay increase due to "global financial uncertainty"

Headline reads:

NZ government announces all members of parliament will recieve significant payrises, and payrises will be back dated 18 months

Oh wait.. that already happenend last year:/\\!!:stare:

KDRX

[Jimbuna]

Five stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party.

[STEED]

Ministers wast tax payers money.

Just as I'm typing this on the radio right now this one has just come true!

[Onkel Neal]

Five stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party.


Haha, I can see that one coming true.:haha:

[Wolferz]

Chris Christie elected President. Yellowstone erupts and he immediately gets blamed for it.

[Jimbuna]

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus.

[mapuc]

I can see into the future

I see that in 2014 we will have:

1. Some domestic political scandal in some western countries
2. Some famous person leaves us, to meet the great creator
3. Some diplomatically crisis between a few countries

a.s.o

Markus

[bertieck476]

Dead duck Milliband ousted by despondent Labour Party

[Wolferz]

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus.


Too late. Got picked up by extraterrestrials.:huh:

[Stealhead]

Putin wins "Man of the Year"



Already happened actually in fact I think Time has named him man of the year more than once.

To add to Jimbuna the probe sent to Uranus will discover once and for all if gaseous could are ever emitted by Uranus.

[TarJak]

Dead duck Milliband ousted by despondent Labour Party

Decides to join cast of Duck Dynasty as a real dead duck.

[soopaman2]

Breathing in Beerfarts cures cancer.

Something the dailymail will run.

Obama is a "----------------whatever--------------"

the NY post every day.

At least we can predict some papers.

[Jimbuna]

Rally against apathy draws small crowd.

[Sailor Steve]

2. Some famous person leaves us, to meet the great creator
1. I'm not one for predictions normally, but I think I can safely say that a great many famous people will die this year.

2. It's not a headline but I also think I can safely predict that someone at Subsim will start a thread about how many famous people have died this year.

3. I don't even have to predict this: I know for a fact that when someone comments on how so very many famous people have died this year I will pop in and comment that I've been saying the same thing every year since 1984.

[Sailor Steve]

Putin wins "Man of the Year"

Already happened actually in fact I think Time has named him man of the year more than once.
Time also named Hitler, Ayatollah Komeini and Yassir Arafat as man of the year. 'Man Of The Year' is not awarded to the best or the brightest, but to the person who they feel had the biggest influence on world news that year, for good or bad.

[soopaman2]

Time also named Hitler, Ayatollah Komeini and Yassir Arafat as man of the year. 'Man Of The Year' is not awarded to the best or the brightest, but to the person who they feel had the biggest influence on world news that year, for good or bad.

You forgot Kim Jong Un winning the Nobel Peace prize.:up:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

America attacked by Domestic Terrorists. Citizens demand "why didn't the NSA do more to keep us safe?".

It would be super awesome if it happened at Burning Man or the SF Bay Area, i.e., places where Snowden is almost universally hailed as a "hero."

[Torvald Von Mansee]

You forgot Kim Jong Un winning the Nobel Peace prize.:up:

As named by Kim Jong Un!!

[Jimbuna]

Porn star sues over rear-end collision.

[Buddahaid]

It would be super awesome if it happened at Burning Man or the SF Bay Area, i.e., places where Snowden is almost universally hailed as a "hero."

How nice of you to condemn so many people with such a broad stroke as being "super awesome". :down::nope::down:

[MothBalls]

Neal Stevens wins US Senate seat for Texas.

After the victory he immediately announced his bid for President in 2016, with Sailor Steve as his running mate and Jimbuna as Secretary of State.

[Jimbuna]

Neal Stevens wins US Senate seat for Texas.

After the victory he immediately announced his bid for President in 2016, with Sailor Steve as his running mate and Jimbuna as Secretary of State.

LOL :D

[STEED]

Banks wage war on Bit coin 2.0

[Jimbuna]

Sunderland are relegated from the Premier League.

[soopaman2]

Cats eat mice.

Dogs chase cats.

Kim Kardashian chases Paparazzi.

(And Kanye punches them when they call her names)

[Jimbuna]

Cats eat mice.

Dogs chase cats.

Kim Kardashian chases Paparazzi.

(And Kanye punches them when they call her names)

Excellent :har:

[STEED]

Daily Express predicts new ice age this winter.

Daily Mail predicts all on the state welfare to be shot before next election.

Financial Times predicts another boom time for greedy banks and lots of corruption.