Best way to enjoy Everglades National Park?

[the_tyrant]

Hey guys, well I'll be cruising again in 3 days (last minute deal FTW!).

Anyways, I might be stopping by Everglades for a bit. Any suggestions on what to do, what to eat, what to see?

[Jimbuna]

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans :)

[TarJak]

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans :)

Women in Florida aren't that bad.:)

[Jimbuna]

Women in Florida aren't that bad.:)

LOL :)

[Penguin]

Women in Florida aren't that bad.:)

I beg to differ. (https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman)

[Herr-Berbunch]

From my youth I know exactly the best way to spend your time in the Everglades.

Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle.

Secondly, give the bear a nice name. At this point I'd like to recommend the name Ben.

Thirdly, get an airboat for zipping about on.

Fourthly, film it, get a cute kid to play you, and if Dennis Weaver is your dad that I think you're onto a winner. :yeah:

http://www.jumpedtheshark.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Gentle-Ben1-300x225.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I beg to differ. (https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman)

:har::har::har:

[soopaman2]

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.:D

[Jimbuna]

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.:D

Give me a fortnights notice and we'll make it a foursome :)

[soopaman2]

Give me a fortnights notice and we'll make it a foursome :)

It's a deal, bring a shovel. I misplaced mine when I took my last mother in law down there....:huh:

[Jimbuna]

It's a deal, bring a shovel. I misplaced mine when I took my last mother in law down there....:huh:

No problem...you bring the beer for the celebratory drink then :cool:

[Wolferz]

I can see you guys now...

Taking a ceremonious whiz on a fresh pile of mud after drinking all that beer and doing all that work.
Who's bringing the crane?:03::haha:

[Jimbuna]

I can see you guys now...

Taking a ceremonious whiz on a fresh pile of mud after drinking all that beer and doing all that work.
Who's bringing the crane?:03::haha:

You :)

[Wolferz]

You :)

No, no, no, I don't have any of them mother in law critters.

If I assist you, I'd be making myself an accessory and I would be against prevaricating during questioning. No matter how noble your plan would seem.:timeout:

[Madox58]

Meh.
The Burmese pythons there mean you don't even have to pre-murder nor bury anyone.
They prefer live food.
:03:

[Stealhead]

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

A myth actually they fish dead bodies out of Florida lakes and rivers all the time and there are tons of gators in just about every part of Florida.Gators much prefer living prey and there in lies the problem of a dead body you'll be hard pressed to find a gator hungry enough to completely consume a dead body.

The best way would be chopped up and used as bait in a crab trap.I'm sure that Florida crime syndicates have done this many times.

The old Florida saying is that crabbers rarely reported thefts from their traps because they solved the problem themselves.

[Jimbuna]

Crab meat...now there's a thought :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

you bring the beer for the celebratory drink then

a ceremonious whiz ... after drinking all that beer and doing all that work.

Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle

.now there's a thought

A friendly bear and beer?!!! only one way to go here boyos; whether in the Land of Sky Blue Waters or the Okeefenokee Swamp- beats Gator-Aide any day...HAMM"S!:up:

[the_tyrant]

I love you guys :haha:

I'm on a little island in the Caribbean, with 56kb internet, and what do I see on subsim? A discussion on murder techniques. Man, this is great!


We should go start a subsim mafia or something

[Gerald]

I love you guys :haha:

I'm on a little island in the Caribbean, with 56kb internet, and what do I see on subsim? A discussion on murder techniques. Man, this is great!


We should go start a subsim mafia or something Is not there a SubSim mafia already,:O:

I hope your weekend is good on the island and you will have a nice weekend,:up:

[nikimcbee]

I beg to differ. (https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman)

Look, he found you a date.:up::subsim:

[Jimbuna]

Look, he found you a date.:up::subsim:

LOL :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Is not there a SubSim mafia already,:O:

There already is and the_tyrant is the family head, hence his many exotic holidays every year. :up:

[Madox58]

There already is and the_tyrant is the family head, hence his many exotic holidays every year. :up:

You know the rules! :stare:
Someone will be along to assist your disappearance shortly.
:D

[Aktungbby]

I love you guys and what do I see on subsim? A discussion on murder techniques. Man, this is great. We should go start a subsim mafia or something

Is not there a SubSim mafia already

"SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS" -John Wilkes Booth :woot:another piña colada here with a Hamm's chaser!

[Jimbuna]

There already is and the_tyrant is the family head, hence his many exotic holidays every year. :up:

Not the first to post such a statement and no doubt not the last.

[Madox58]

Not the first to post such a statement and no doubt not the last.

We'll need a new place to bury the bodies should this keep going.
:hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

We'll need a new place to bury the bodies should this keep going.
:hmmm:

I hear the Everglades are nice this time of year . . . :dead:



Edit - hey, back on topic. Who would have thunk it?