Be careful where you stop to get gas in Texas

[Onkel Neal]

Sometimes a mob in the parking lot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMww5hqHpe0&hd=1) can get you.

[Cybermat47]

Here was me thinking it was going to have something to do with inbreeding cannibals and chainsaws.

EDIT: Is that you in the video Neal?

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, yeah, that's Der Onkel. It looks like he's even wearing the infamous "lighthouse" shirt. :rock:

[em2nought]

Reminds me of the boat ride at Weeki Wachee River, and seeing a mob of fifty or so of those things all rabid. :o

[nikimcbee]

Wow, that looked like something out of the zombie movies.:dead: You must be the barak Obama of the raccoon world.:haha:

Now go get yerself checked for fleas.:up:

[Stealhead]

A few weeks ago the Sheriff had one of those electronic road signs put up and it said "Aggressive racoons? Call 1-555-555-5555" having seen that video that sign now makes sense to me.

I wonder did these aggressive racoons start in Texas and head east or did they start in Florida and head west.:hmmm:

I have not noticed any aggressive racoons around my house....yet.

[Herr-Berbunch]

So it turns out it's all Neal's fault about that elk locking horns with the photographer!

[TarJak]

I was thinking that a mad Ohian driver might buy some dodgy American "beer" on the way home from a subsim tex mex restaurant visit.

[Skybird]

In the near future forum offenders will no longer be brigged - they will get fed. :D

[Onkel Neal]

lol

Yeah, that's me.

[AVGWarhawk]

PETA will be by your house with the authorities as you are aiding and abetting obesity in raccoons. It's a growing problem. You will be seen in the courts following a similar case involving this individual.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-af-T4tDFJ3U/TzHoczitmNI/AAAAAAAAC8E/g8ulvAz0LTQ/s1600/mc2.jpg




But seriously, I have not seen that many raccoons in one place. That is insane. I guess these fellas have been feeding on the handouts at this gas station for some time now?

[Wolferz]

They were chased there by the redneck Coon hunter and they never left.

You know the guy. Drives a 72 Chevy with the one headlight that is angled up to illuminate the trees.:haha:

[swamprat69er]

Have you ever seen what 'coons can do to a hen house?:wah:

I've got a .22 for those guys.:yep:

[Aktungbby]

Herr Onkel: U are now El Tio Mapeche; Some time ago there was an article on the overrunning of Europe by these guys; imported by Reich's Jaeger Goering to give the volk 'something to shoot at'. Apparently, not having any natural predators, they are now everywhere.:nope:

[Stealhead]

Have you ever seen what 'coons can do to a hen house?:wah:

I've got a .22 for those guys.:yep:


Down south you'd run out of ammo long before you had any effect on the raccoon population.One thing for sure the raccoons teach younger birds that next year that they best build their nest in a trickier spot.

[Jimbuna]

Oh, yeah, that's Der Onkel. It looks like he's even wearing the infamous "lighthouse" shirt. :rock:

I was going to say that...and no, I ain't posting the shot I've got :)

[Wolferz]

I guess we'll be needing to make hats and coats out of the little buggers again.
Just to keep their population in check.

[Jimbuna]

I guess we'll be needing to make hats and coats out of the little buggers again.
Just to keep their population in check.

http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0022/hg61O21441.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=iAu7nDey8qr3jM&tbnid=Ln1GlhA-MA9J2M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kulfoto.com%2Fanimals-pictures%2F21441%2F&ei=n8aLUuW6FcWs0QWIq4HABA&bvm=bv.56643336,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNH4L2D_fB7NpT2lwv-52ekozjTseA&ust=1384978445287694)

[Cybermat47]

^^^^

'Remember when I said I would kill you last?'

'Yeah?'

'I lied.'

[Onkel Neal]

Have you ever seen what 'coons can do to a hen house?:wah:

I've got a .22 for those guys.:yep:


Pfft, I'd raise chickens just as feed for my coons.

[swamprat69er]

Pfft, I'd raise chickens just as feed for my coons.
You can do whatever you like with your chickens. My chickens are for eggs, fresh hen eggs not over 2 days old. Unlike what we get from the store that are at least 6 months old.

[nikimcbee]

That looks like the opening scene of a horror movie.

Imagine Piranha, but with raccoons.:hmmm:

Then there's Racoon II, with the flying raccoons...

[nikimcbee]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7HzJQlK7MWPve3CKY7h3mKgVV57Cr3 Km6UEjOgShG_0XvowVn (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=BYca9TP7HgYzjM&tbnid=-N9YqiFj9rB2pM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2FOML7%2Fra ccoon-alien&ei=Gi2MUsuKPMb32QWPp4DADg&bvm=bv.56643336,d.b2I&psig=AFQjCNF3ZmRj25X0uGUvUZlFb3qj0y-BoQ&ust=1385004697758456)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1a_LL_vthLfXw-_3-CfKxCO9diYCdccEZdi8TnCWIF_pSbKcWmQ (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=wZyHldArcWfmRM&tbnid=jhiAtxFdr8mxOM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgfave.com%2Fsearch%2Fracoons&ei=cC6MUumXEKWx2wWToIDwCQ&bvm=bv.56643336,d.b2I&psig=AFQjCNFLkh9TT3ztXAdNvlFOPeZARIM-gw&ust=1385005033816791)

[Penguin]

I bet it was filmed in the Panhandle area... :know:

Very brave of Neal to face the mob, barver than a buddy of mine who was chased away by three mooching raccoons - he said he was surrounded. :D



I wonder did these aggressive racoons start in Texas and head east or did they start in Florida and head west.:hmmm:


The most aggressive went all the way east: Nazi Raccoons on the March in Europe (http://www.dw.de/nazi-raccoons-on-the-march-in-europe/a-1390574-1)

[Herr-Berbunch]

The most aggressive went all the way east.

Ahem, as usual though the ones located there will struggle to head much further east. :roll:

[Penguin]

Ahem, as usual though the ones located there will struggle to head much further east. :roll:

They might head in your direction if they join forces with the Sea Lions. :know:

[Herr-Berbunch]

They might head in your direction if they join forces with the Sea Lions. :know:

Yeah, that won't work either. We are willing to stand alone to defeat these dastardly raccoons, but would appreciate Neal's cheesy puff throwing abilities to help out nonetheless. :arrgh!:

[nikimcbee]

Yeah, that won't work either. We are willing to stand alone to defeat these dastardly raccoons, but would appreciate Neal's cheesy puff throwing abilities to help out nonetheless. :arrgh!:

:haha:

The raccoons will submit an improvement plan for Neal. ...or he could be a starting pitcher for the Astros.:03::up:

[Aktungbby]

I guess we'll be needing to make hats again.
Just to keep their population in check.
Stay away from the ALAMO! You'll jes' piss off the winners!:nope:

[vienna]

Neal, were you perchance the inspiration for this?:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OJmjeT1ok


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