Armistead or Takeda?

[Herr-Berbunch]

OK folks, most of you GT readers should be aware of Armistead's recent dog thread which ended a lot better than it could have, but it lead to one huge question which needs an answer -

Which of the subjects is better looking?

Human Armistead or canine Takeda?

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424015/takeda_zps19596817.jpg

[TarJak]

I can't decide. :doh:

[Armistead]

Really fair, a terrible picture of me versus Takeda after a makeover and hair style.

Anyway, I know my friends will show up in mass and give me an overwhelming victory.

I've got a picture somewhere where I look like a younger Robert Redford, I may post it if needed.

[u crank]

Okay, it's hardly fair to compare a really cute puppy to a human. And a rather average one at that.

Takeda wins this one.:yep:

[Red October1984]

That's for the court-martial...

[Sailor Steve]

Which one is which again?

[Armistead]

C'mon guys, I look terrible in that one, even look bald.

Here's a better picture of me for voting, this one should get me back on track for a win.:yeah:

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg

I thank whoever for the one vote. probably Jimbuna or Wolferz or one of my loyal ubirat friends. I'm sure I'll take the win here once my friends show and vote. Two years ago I was voted best looking male at Ubisoft forum in the over 40 category.

[Armistead]

Which one is which again?

I expected as much.

[Wolferz]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/Meieth/Signature%20Rats/laughter.gif

You thought I voted for you with a cute little dog as the other choice?:03:

Just so you know, I do take bribes.:shifty:

[u crank]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg

That's an even nicer looking dog.

Can you vote twice?

[Red October1984]

Armistead...you just look mad in that picture...

That, or you can't figure out how to use the camera. :O:

[TarJak]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/IMG_0025.jpg



Now I'm just confused. Which one is Armistead again? Is it the one with the ginger facial hair or the one in the red and blue Tshirt?

[desertstriker]

you know how hard you guys are making it to breathe?:har:

[Sailor Steve]

Now we're muddying the issue even more. The real contest is between Takeda and Bear. The hoomin doesn't even count. :O:

[Armistead]

Ok, a lil incentive, a leg shot, surely some of you enjoy a nice pair of legs, the firmness of my thighs....and those aren't keys in my pocket.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424005/675aa19d-6635-43bf-a8cf-1b54fb52fcbf_zpsa2e98f93.jpg

[Armistead]

Now I'm just confused. Which one is Armistead again? Is it the one with the ginger facial hair or the one in the red and blue Tshirt?

I've seen that picture of you laying in the bed wearing a thong at the Subsim meet, so watch it buddy.

[Sailor Steve]

Ok, a lil incentive, a leg shot, surely some of you enjoy a nice pair of legs, the firmness of my thighs....and those aren't keys in my pocket.
If you want to win this thing you need to find some uglier friends. :O:

[fireftr18]

Armistead, you're getting a bit desperate aren't you? Oh well, when the rest of your Ubirat friends vote, you can certainly count on us

[fireftr18]

...to vote for Takeda dog.

[Armistead]

If you want to win this thing you need to find some uglier friends. :O:

Well, I've got an underwear shot somewhere, that should at least pull Warhawks vote my way and the female vote hasn't spoken.
It's not over......, I expect to waken in the morning to find myself leading.

Thanks to my two voters....so far

[Red October1984]

Ok, a lil incentive, a leg shot, surely some of you enjoy a nice pair of legs, the firmness of my thighs....and those aren't keys in my pocket.

http://www.smilys.net/kotzende_smilies/smiley1872.gif

[Jimbuna]

May have to spin my double-headed coin to help me decide :hmmm:

[Cybermat47]

I went for Takeda. He looks like he would protect my home better :)

Guns are clumsy, ugliness is an art form.

[Aktungbby]

Headed to the nether regions...AGAIN:arrgh!:

[Armistead]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/Meieth/Signature%20Rats/laughter.gif

You thought I voted for you with a cute little dog as the other choice?:03:

Just so you know, I do take bribes.:shifty:


"Et tu, Brute?"

[Armistead]

May have to spin my double-headed coin to help me decide :hmmm:

Jim, not even you..........

Maybe I'm not wanted around here.

[TarJak]

I've seen that picture of you laying in the bed wearing a thong at the Subsim meet, so watch it buddy.

No biggie, I always wear thongs.:O:
http://images.smh.com.au/2011/10/29/2738450/ASwidethongs_20111029115605784748-420x0.jpg

[soopaman2]

Ok, a lil incentive, a leg shot, surely some of you enjoy a nice pair of legs, the firmness of my thighs....and those aren't keys in my pocket.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424005/675aa19d-6635-43bf-a8cf-1b54fb52fcbf_zpsa2e98f93.jpg


Great legs! Nice and meaty, for those adorable doggies of yours to feast on.

Animals always win, you should know that. Glutton for punishment.:D

[Armistead]

Ok, over 300 views, many just trolling and don't care, so why not throw a vote for me and shame my detractors.

I have two votes, so someone voted for me other than myself.....

For those that vote for me, you will have the opportunity to win a viewing of the interior of my sub, which is plastered with posters of my wife during her swimsuit modeling days.

[AVGWarhawk]

Well, I've got an underwear shot somewhere, that should at least pull Warhawks vote my way and the female vote hasn't spoken.
It's not over......, I expect to waken in the morning to find myself leading.

Thanks to my two voters....so far

Thong? :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

For those that vote for me, you will have the opportunity to win a viewing of the interior of my sub, which is plastered with posters of my wife during her swimsuit modeling days.

Keep grasping. :haha:

And it's not a hidden poll, you should be able to view who voted what way.

[Armistead]

Thong? :hmmm:

Yes, do you prefer a front or back view?

[Armistead]

Keep grasping. :haha:

And it's not a hidden poll, you should be able to view who voted what way.

Ok, I see now, thank you "Spiced Rum":yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

Maybe I'm not wanted around here.
Don't be ridiculous.

Comic relief is always welcome. :yep: :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Yes, do you prefer a front or back view?

Yes. :03:

[desertstriker]

oh come on armistead you should know if we don't vote for our animal overlords they will punish us most severly.

[Armistead]

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424016/magazine08a43e976874252211280a963dd388e3718fb8c53_ zps5ced9e57.jpg

[Armistead]

Yes. :03:

Check your PM.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sorry, the only mag I've seen you on the cover of is this one -

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/z/k/zk3ydtalkodkkdl.jpg?skj2io4l

(If it wasn't home time I'd edit it accordingly, maybe a job for tomorrow)

[AVGWarhawk]

Check your PM.

I did. The upload is using to much bandwidth. :o:haha:

[Armistead]

I did. The upload is using to much bandwidth. :o:haha:

Ok, I'll send the back view and post the front view here.

I'm really counting on you. I think once you vote, the flood gates will open for me...

[Moonlight]

Dammit, after reading this "Thanks to my two voters....so far" I was shamed into giving you a vote, will I be put in the brig for a week for this heinous crime I ask myself. :stare:

[AVGWarhawk]

Ok, I'll send the back view and post the front view here.

I'm really counting on you. I think once you vote, the flood gates will open for me...

I voted for you. However, I do not think it will help. :k_confused:

[Wolferz]

Time for the concession speech?:D

[AVGWarhawk]

http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/YUR+SO+SMART.+I+YIELD+_54971a40fd77301f80c7b217e69 ef3e9.jpg

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

I voted Takeda.

He has better beard! :O:

[Armistead]

Dammit, after reading this "Thanks to my two voters....so far" I was shamed into giving you a vote, will I be put in the brig for a week for this heinous crime I ask myself. :stare:

Feel no shame my friend, it takes a real man to admit their attractiveness for the male body. If you're put in the brig, I'll find a way to join you.

[Armistead]

I voted for you. However, I do not think it will help. :k_confused:

Thank you for your honesty. Hope you don't mind me sharing a lil song I wrote for you. It's about time straight men acknowledge their male counterparts can be attractive.

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big sub where we both could live

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

[Wolferz]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/animat21.gif

[Sailor Steve]

a lil song I wrote for you
Bernie Taupin might have something to say about that.

[Armistead]

Time for the concession speech?:D

I've got one last ploy up my sleeve.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I've got one last ploy up my sleeve.

At least that means you're wearing some clothing! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I've got one last ploy up my sleeve.

Here in the UK we call it a 'snot' or a 'bogey'.

[Armistead]

Here in the UK we call it a 'snot' or a 'bogey'.

I see you haven't voted yet, why the wait? I've lost hope in this forum and like Takeda, once hopeless, sad, no friends, will you now show me the same love I showed him?

It's not only here, I came home last night, wife already in bed and wanted to play a iil "take it", but reaching under the cover, I felt something more than a soft leg. I turned on the light only to see a one eyed ugly mutt snuggled warm against my wife. I asked her why'd she bring that ugly dog home, she simply replied "he's so cute" I felt that same sting of betrayal, while I expect such from my wife, I didn't expect it from my friends here.

I think if I lose again, my spirit will be crushed.. I hope you will vote for me.

[Sailor Steve]

Your friends here didn't betray you. They voted for you. All four of them. Well, three, because you voted for yourself.

But you lied. You don't really like you all that much.

[fireftr18]

Your friends here didn't betray you. They voted for you. All four of them. Well, three, because you voted for yourself.

But you lied. You don't really like you all that much.

:k_rofl:

[Armistead]

Your friends here didn't betray you. They voted for you. All four of them. Well, three, because you voted for yourself.

But you lied. You don't really like you all that much.


Moonlight said he regretted voting for me as well...

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac182/lovelessnikid/GIFS/tumblr_lrahoiuW801qk3410o1_250.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/lovelessnikid/media/GIFS/tumblr_lrahoiuW801qk3410o1_250.gif.html)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Still, take heart that Spiced Rum did it because he wanted to.

I think. :O:

Get your wife on here to vote too.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310497097772.gif

[Jimbuna]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-9aIhBgpukSqe_H1tcenhTkWyGvNILTEbFww_4ponSAOpocYX (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=y1JZt0hVcuWpVM&tbnid=wy8lAXYgxfNU_M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F6564766976&ei=arxBUqrZMoSrhQfQq4HgBQ&psig=AFQjCNFNmGm_tj9JDX5sIwuVzmfdGQ37AQ&ust=1380126000504564)

[STEED]

My fee is £50 if you want my vote. :O:

[Armistead]

Not paying for votes.

I'm still waiting for more of my friends. I know Donna would vote me if she came around. I also started a mass PM campaign directing my true friends here.

Thanks a lot for not voting at all Jim! Haven't you learned remaining neutral in life gets you nowhere?

I thank my supporters, it matters not if you voted out of friendship or lust.

[AVGWarhawk]

I thank my supporters, it matters not if you voted out of friendship or lust.


Or a lusty friendship. :O:

[Aktungbby]

Not paying for votes.


I thank my supporters, it matters not if you voted out of friendship or lust.
Descending to the nether regions ... AGAIN but hey, all dogs have hindquarters! :arrgh!:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://alsolikelife.com/shooting/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lusty_men.jpg

[Armistead]

Descending to the nether regions ... AGAIN but hey, all dogs have hindquarters! :arrgh!:

I'm counting on your vote....

[Armistead]

http://alsolikelife.com/shooting/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lusty_men.jpg


I'll have something special for you and all my other voters later on..:yep:

[Wolferz]

I'll have something special for you and all my other voters later on..:yep:

Oh Cod! Not another holiday play!:down:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Looking at the pic again I could've gone along a animal cruelty line, as you're clearly strangling poor Tak. :nope:

A vote for Armistead is a vote for a tighter grip.

A vote for Takeda is a vote for 'the right thing', go on, you can do it.

:03:

[Armistead]

I was merely posing Takeda for an adoption shot.

I sense a turn around, Takeda didn't get a vote all day.

[desertstriker]

I was merely posing Takeda for an adoption shot.

It's sad, my wife entered Takeda and another of the same breed into the "Ugliest Dog Contest" on FB. In a mere 3 days Takeda has climbed to 3rd and stands a good chance to win, yet here he is deemed better looking than me.
:k_rofl:

[Armistead]

:k_rofl:

Damn , you got in before the edit.

[Herr-Berbunch]

So you've got another one :woot:

Still waiting for the much lauded female contingent to vote though.

[Armistead]

So you've got another one :woot:

Still waiting for the much lauded female contingent to vote though.

Ha, I told you I felt an uprising.

I've yet to use my secret weapon.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Only four more days, you better set it working soon. :yep:

[Armistead]

Oh Cod! Not another holiday play!:down:


I worked really hard on a "Silent Hunter Christmas Carol" only to have it ruined. No, I won't do it again.

Magic being a true long time Ubi friend voted for me.:yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Still a long way to go though.

[Armistead]

Still a long way to go though.

I need a campaign manager, someone good with words, liked by the community, someone to lead me to victory.......

Better, I need Neal to come vote for me, if only he would.......

[nikimcbee]

There, did my part to fight the war of northern aggression.:yeah:

[Armistead]

There, did my part to fight the war of northern aggression.:yeah:


Thanks.......

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424013/wetdog_zps73d81d8b.jpg


http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424020/17d58053-a5e7-4143-a513-6766b0f870d0_zps5653bb32.jpg

[magic452]

I worked really hard on a "Silent Hunter Christmas Carol" only to have it ruined. No, I won't do it again.

Magic being a true long time Ubi friend voted for me.:yeah:

I needed the 50 bucks for my HO railroad. :D

Magic

[Armistead]

I demand this thread be deleted.

'What are the Rules and Acceptable Use Policies here?
We run the forum with as few rules as possible but we aim for a civil tone, so no personal attacks. You may have noticed other Internet forums are filled with aggression, insults, and general immaturity. Check that at the door here, this forum is different. Our members appreciate throughtful discussion and a mature tone. Please adjust accordingly.

Herr Berbunch has clearly broken rules again by insulting me and Takeda. I know I could win this thing, but would hate to bring shame to the ugly dogs of America.

I demand Herr Berbunch be thrown in the brig for one week and fed dog food.

I have no doubt I could've won, but rules are rules, so we'll never know for sure who won, but that's OK it's time for us to act like mature adults.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I demand this thread be deleted.

'What are the Rules and Acceptable Use Policies here?
We run the forum with as few rules as possible but we aim for a civil tone, so no personal attacks. You may have noticed other Internet forums are filled with aggression, insults, and general immaturity. Check that at the door here, this forum is different. Our members appreciate throughtful discussion and a mature tone. Please adjust accordingly.

Herr Berbunch has clearly broken rules again by insulting me and Takeda. I know I could win this thing, but would hate to bring shame to the ugly dogs of America.

I demand Herr Berbunch be thrown in the brig for one week and fed dog food.

I have no doubt I could've won, but rules are rules, so we'll never know for sure who won, but that's OK it's time for us to act like mature adults.


:har: Nice try. :stare:

It's not an insult, I'm merely getting the other users to choose which of you is the better looking. At no point did I say you or Tak were ugly?

[Armistead]

:har: Nice try. :stare:

It's not an insult, I'm merely getting the other users to choose which of you is the better looking. At no point did I say you or Tak were ugly?

I was getting ready to unleash all my voters, mostly the female vote, but decided it could hurt the animal kingdom. I call on all those at the ready to vote for me not to vote. I am stepping above the fray for the good of all animals.

My friends, even though I know you would all bring me victory, we must put others before us. Thank you to those that have already voted, your signed poster of my backside has been mailed to each of you.

Armistead

[desertstriker]

My friends, even though I know you would all bring me victory, we must put others before us. Thank you to those that have already voted, your signed poster of my backside has been mailed to each of you.

Armistead
Why thank you i will be waiting for it:har:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Come on people, get your votes in - not long left! :woot:

The choice is simple - one homo sapien or one of Man's Best Friends? :woot:

[soopaman2]

Dudes judging dudes is creepy. Unless you like that, at which ok, thats cool.:up:

Maybe the women should sound off, if you really want to get to the bottom of this.

Subsim women, which one of these strapping young men would you share an alcohol fueled blackout experience with first?:yeah:

I chose the dog, I appreciate a little teeth....Plus I got alot of peanut butter. ;)

[Herr-Berbunch]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7824442880/h19FF1E50/

[Armistead]

Dudes judging dudes is creepy. Unless you like that, at which ok, thats cool.:up:

Maybe the women should sound off, if you really want to get to the bottom of this.

Subsim women, which one of these strapping young men would you share an alcohol fueled blackout experience with first?:yeah:

I chose the dog, I appreciate a little teeth....Plus I got alot of peanut butter. ;)


The female vote here has spoken to me in overwhelming support by PM.

[Onkel Neal]

OK folks, most of you GT readers should be aware of Armistead's recent dog thread which ended a lot better than it could have,

Interesting...

[desertstriker]

The female vote here has spoken to me in overwhelming support by PM.
what they cant come here and show it? no proof that they are supporting you on this thread so :O:
AWWW you deleted the picture

[Armistead]

what they cant come here and show it? no proof that they are supporting you on this thread so :O:
AWWW you deleted the picture

Donna, She-Wolf and the other female members would vote for me if they were around. I told the other female voters not to vote yet, as I'm concerned about animal rights.

Everyone knows I'm better looking than that dog, in fact, I'm probably the best looking member here. This is mere jealousy at work against me.

I can pull a victory out anytime I decide.

[Armistead]

Interesting...


Think of the shame my detractors would feel if you would vote for me.

[Sailor Steve]

The female vote here has spoken to me in overwhelming support by PM.
That's nice for you, but the only female member who actually voted didn't quite see it your way...

Donna, She-Wolf and the other female members would vote for me if they were around.
Umm...:nope:

[Armistead]

Ah, I missed that, seems she-wolf has turned against me as well. Just another person going with the flow.

I can say for certainty that Donna would vote for me, so I should be allowed that vote.

[desertstriker]

I can pull a victory out anytime I decide.
i want to see that victory

[Sailor Steve]

I can say for certainty that Donna would vote for me, so I should be allowed that vote.
Voter apathy is the bane of all would-be winners. On the other hand, what you can say for certain means nothing. Only the votes count.

[desertstriker]

you really are trying to topic spam voters? is that how desperate you are?

[fireftr18]

Ah, I missed that, seems she-wolf has turned against me as well. Just another person going with the flow.

I can say for certainty that Donna would vote for me, so I should be allowed that vote.

Donna, where are you. We need your vote. :know:

[Armistead]

you really are trying to topic spam voters? is that how desperate you are?

I'm only trying to direct my voters to look at the thread and vote, but I see I'm not allowed a fair campaign.

I'm thinking a radical left wing conspiracy

[Armistead]

Donna, where are you. We need your vote. :know:

Some friend you and Wolferz turned out to be. What of all those years of good times we shared at Ubi? I hereby renounce all the Ubirats.

But you should know me enough that I will find a way to win.

[desertstriker]

try changing your sig to point to this thread

[Armistead]

try changing your sig to point to this thread

I will not resort to pleading tactics.

Well, I've got to work a lil, someone has to pay to feed Takeda..

[desertstriker]

I will not resort to pleading tactics.

Well, I've got to work a lil, someone has to pay to feed Takeda..
and topic spamming is not pleading?

[Armistead]

Here come the votes..........

[soopaman2]

Can always ask 4chan.

Though they might give you a NYPA... and GTFO, more likely. *shrugs*

You know how they are..:O:

[fireftr18]

Some friend you and Wolferz turned out to be. What of all those years of good times we shared at Ubi? I hereby renounce all the Ubirats.

But you should know me enough that I will find a way to win.

I just asked Donna to vote. She can vote any way she wants. Knowing her, she'll probably vote for Wernher just to be funny.:haha:

[Armistead]

I just asked Donna to vote. She can vote any way she wants. Knowing her, she'll probably vote for Wernher just to be funny.:haha:

The only thing that is happening here is Takeda is getting the sympathy vote because he's so ugly.

Studies also show that people tend to cry more when animals die in movies than humans.

A few things people should know about Takeda. He's a bully, beats up smaller dogs and he tried to rape a yorkie yesterday.

[fireftr18]

Now the mud is starting to sling.:eek:
It looks like you're now so desperate that you're making up false acusations and trying to spread them. :lost:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I think it might be called transference - putting on others what you've actually done yourself. :hmm2:

[Armistead]

It's just a fact most people prefer animals over humans. Takeda is getting the pity vote,not the honest vote. I've seen what you all look like and I'm the best looking human member here. Simply, if it was a human vs human, I would win. The only person that could beat me is possibly Donna, she is pretty hot.

People are ignoring facts. Takeda was shipped off in a cardboard box to be put down. I drove two hours to save him and his friends. I washed him, the girls groomed him. I pay for his food and board until we find him a home. What do I get in return, cleaning his poop up and losing to him here, that's just sad.

The real smack in the face, to pull the covers back for a lil fun and find the critter in my bed snuggled next to my wife.

To top it off, Jimbuna unfairly shut down my campaign.

If votes are about pity, don't I deserve a few?

[Platapus]

Did we ever decide on what will happen to the winner and the loser?

I think the loser should get the "night in Bangkok" motif for a month. :up:

And for the winner..... a "night in Bangkok" motif for two months! :yeah:

:D

[desertstriker]

Did we ever decide on what will happen to the winner and the loser?

I think the loser should get the "night in Bangkok" motif for a month. :up:

And for the winner..... a "night in Bangkok" motif for two months! :yeah:

:D
+1 vote

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hang on, who is Armistead against? A dog with no Subsim account. I'm happy to represent him here and am willing to take on the Bangkok avatar for a month or two.

[nikimcbee]

take on the Bangkok avatar for a month or two.

Nevermind the Bangkok avatar, I say give us HerrBear's true nature:

http://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/graphics-cartoon/care-bear003.gif (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=H8DAvt_9b-tuaM&tbnid=RM1KX6SOyfJi7M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cherrybam.com%2Fcartoon-graphics3.php&ei=VnVHUozeBo7LqAHA14GoAQ&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNER7adKFOVqso9NdolMVrZ2PjcYsg&ust=1380501194816674)

:Kaleun_Wink:

[nikimcbee]

I think it might be called transference - putting on others what you've actually done yourself. :hmm2:

Using nair instead of fleadip?

[Armistead]

Nevermind the Bangkok avatar, I say give us HerrBear's true nature:

http://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/graphics-cartoon/care-bear003.gif (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=H8DAvt_9b-tuaM&tbnid=RM1KX6SOyfJi7M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cherrybam.com%2Fcartoon-graphics3.php&ei=VnVHUozeBo7LqAHA14GoAQ&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNER7adKFOVqso9NdolMVrZ2PjcYsg&ust=1380501194816674)

:Kaleun_Wink:

You're hired as my campaign manager.

Hurry!

[Armistead]

Did we ever decide on what will happen to the winner and the loser?

I think the loser should get the "night in Bangkok" motif for a month. :up:

And for the winner..... a "night in Bangkok" motif for two months! :yeah:

:D

I spent a night in Bangkok in the 80's. I got gonorrhea, but it was worth it...

[nikimcbee]

You're hired as my campaign manager.

Hurry!

I think, if we post so much silly stuff, HerrBear will get upset and make a mistake, changing him from sunshine HerrBear
http://img10.glitterfy.com/graphics/63/sunshinebear.gif (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=cWN7Yd6wHBnJqM&tbnid=7IJ9N7innMe01M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glitterfy.com%2Fgraphics%2Fca re_bear%2F&ei=031HUsaPILC4yAGWxoHgAg&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNER7adKFOVqso9NdolMVrZ2PjcYsg&ust=1380501194816674)

(with extra sparkles)

to

pothead Herrbear
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/106/d/c/care_bears_got_high_by_stephfaith-d25njtp.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=g8XkmCxI-wmxHM&tbnid=nAQ-8CfRpO0gyM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstephfaith.deviantart.com%2Fart%2 FCare-Bears-Got-High-130429213&ei=KX5HUuOyI6r4yQHTtYGIAw&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNER7adKFOVqso9NdolMVrZ2PjcYsg&ust=1380501194816674)

At that point, we'll change his avatar, and he won't even notice or care.

Then, when the happy smoke wears off, we'll tell him that was his new avatar prize for donating to the subsimz.

If that doesn't work, you better call Saul.
http://www.keepcalmstudio.com/_gallery/300/kcs_d695f113.png (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=raZKlPbIMHEgiM&tbnid=3TV4YA0tn3k2AM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.keepcalmstudio.com%2Fgallery% 2Fposter%2Fkcs_d695f113&ei=EX9HUsPQNImqyQHloIHwDg&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNHfyL3ncSja9WL2Faau7yrAWIh1Vw&ust=1380503665329454)

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKe6z4BnRjtNlEaC0UU2bTdv6eowHy1 b56YfOKb1y59aj7NbjK

[nikimcbee]

**management note:
Subsimz doesn't promote or encourage drug use, not even HerrBears.

So just say no to drugs.
http://neurobonkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/drugs-are-bad.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=LaHLrmxIQevKrM&tbnid=G_V6VUfddixRUM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fneurobonkers.com%2F2011%2F12%2F22 %2Fthe-year-in-drug-deaths-and-data-fraud%2F&ei=FoBHUqmcE4auyAGLv4GYBQ&bvm=bv.53217764,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNG_6rhSsAfzmXXK63fWdVM-7kfvvg&ust=1380503936898365)

[nikimcbee]

Wait, new angle:hmmm:

We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....

HairBare

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424015/takeda_zps19596817.jpg

HairBare, now with a hint of mintyness.

Subsim disclaimer**
Hair Bare should not be injested or come in contact with your eye or private regions. May cause cancer, tooth decay, texas two step, severe gas, and lethargy.

Do not pour Hair Bare on others, unless it is Steed, then it would be really funny.

Hare Bare should not be used with alcohol or whilst driving.

Do not mix Hair Bare or Diet Hair Bare with redbull.

[TarJak]

Wait, new angle:hmmm:

We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....

HairBare


HerrBare, now with a hint of mintyness.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/bcYppAs6ZdI/hqdefault.jpg

[Armistead]

I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for.

Takeda begging for people food, guess regular dog food isn't good enough for him.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424024/get-attachment1_zps44a00f21.jpg

Takeda getting ready to attack me

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424024/get-attachment2_zps52c5289b.jpg

Takeda attacking me....

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424024/get-attachment3_zps9dd6676d.jpg

Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog.

[TarJak]

I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for.
Takeda attacking me....

Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog.
Love your pink toenails.:O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Love your pink toenails.:O:

:har:

[Armistead]

Love your pink toenails.:O:


Guess you missed the black tennis shoe? I never paint my toenails pink, I use neon green.

[TarJak]

Guess you missed the black tennis shoe? I never paint my toenails pink, I use neon green.

No I saw it but assumed that belonged to your wife. :D

[mapuc]

I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not.

You have to ask the women around you.

Here's how you can do it

Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying:

"who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome"

Then you can see who of you two get riches first.

Markus

[Tango589]

Personally, I reckon Takeda would finish the day day with $5 in his bowl, whereas Armistead would still be left with the 5c he put in himself just to get the ball rolling...:k_rofl:

[soopaman2]

Those eyes....*melts*

The little hair puff.


Takeda owns you by a longshot.


if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead. :(

[Armistead]

I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not.

You have to ask the women around you.

Here's how you can do it

Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying:

"who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome"

Then you can see who of you two get riches first.

Markus

The dog again would get the pity vote. In competitions people go for the underdog, they feel it humbles or embarrasses the better being. The people voting against me have the typical liberal mindset, to exalt the true loser.

[Armistead]

Those eyes....*melts*

The little hair puff.


Takeda owns you by a longshot.


if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead. :(

If you wanted boobs, all you had to do is ask. I'm sure I have a few shirtless photos.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well that was fun. And also closer than I thought it would be.

I'm now off to change my sig and await my flight to Bangkok.

:salute:

[Armistead]

OK,

Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly.

I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage..:)

[Wolferz]

OK,

Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly.

I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage..:)

Vietnamese neighbor? "Is not dog. Is chicken"

[Armistead]

Vietnamese neighbor? "Is not dog. Is chicken"

Of all people, you turning against me. It's a deep wound that will take a few years to heal.

[Armistead]

I called the kennel this morning to congratulate Takeda on his pathetic victory.

I want to thank my many voters.

I would not give up this fight if there was a chance that we would prevail. But it is now clear that even with all the provisional ballots are counted, which they will be, there won't be enough outstanding votes for us to be able to win Ohio. And, therefore, we cannot win this.

You gave deeply from yourselves and performed magnificently, and you inspired us and you humbled us. You've been the very best we could have imagined.

This forum, as you know, is at a critical point. At a time like this, we can't risk partisan bickering and political posturing. I alone have stood up and fought the good fight, to lead the masses, but the climate is not yet ripe for change, men are not ready to accept the beauty of their male counterparts.

Armistead
AVGWarhawk
Magic
Mapac
Moonlight
Nickimcbee
Schroeder
SPiced Rum.

Thank you one and all. Each of you will receive a poster of me.

[Herr-Berbunch]

And on behalf of Tak I'd like to share this victory video he'd compliled after he'd finally been given access to a bath and a brush. :salute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4cWRtDa56g

That's especially for
AngusJS
BossMark
BrucePartington
Cybermat47
desertstriker
Dowly
fireftr18
Herr-Berbunch
kraznyi_oktjabr
mako88sb
Oberon
Platapus
Red October1984
RickC Sniper
Rockstar
She-Wolf
soopaman2
Stealhead
swamprat69er
Tango589
TarJak
u crank
and an extra special thank you to Armistead's old mate Wolferz

Thank you all. :yeah:

[Armistead]

I have donated Takeda to a science lab for the study of severe acne.

[Moonlight]

Armistead
AVGWarhawk
Magic
Mapac
Moonlight
Nickimcbee
Schroeder
SPiced Rum.

Thank you one and all. Each of you will receive a poster of me.

Can I have mine minus the pink toenails please.:D

[Armistead]

Armistead
AVGWarhawk
Magic
Mapac
Moonlight
Nickimcbee
Schroeder
SPiced Rum.

Thank you one and all. Each of you will receive a poster of me.

Can I have mine minus the pink toenails please.:D

No worry about the toes.. This is a tease of the poster, but my voters will get the full view. It's my token of affection to those that support me. For those that didn't support me, feel free to use this image as your wallpaper.

It's my free gift to the Subsim community.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424019/90800d16-f6b2-4f60-9960-c724e97e78ef_zpsff03de8c.jpg

[Wolferz]

No worry about the toes.. This is a tease of the poster, but my voters will get the full view. It's my token of affection to those that support me. For those that didn't support me, feel free to use this image as your wallpaper.

It's my free gift to the Subsim community.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424019/90800d16-f6b2-4f60-9960-c724e97e78ef_zpsff03de8c.jpg

What kind of hooves are those?!?!! Male chauvinist pig?:03::haha:

[Armistead]

What kind of hooves are those?!?!! Male chauvinist pig?:03::haha:

You're just jealous you're not getting the full poster like all my other lucky voters. Sorry you'll just have to use your imagination. Least next time you'll know to vote for me so you don't lose out.

[Wolferz]

You're just jealous you're not getting the full poster like all my other lucky voters. Sorry you'll just have to use your imagination. Least next time you'll know to vote for me so you don't lose out.

I like bacon as much as anyone but, I don't care for ham.:03:
If I don't get a poster, I consider myself fortunate. Very fortunate. I guess I'll just have to put up with the crows raiding the garden.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Maybe next time Armistead will send out posters to those who didn't vote for him, that may swing things the other way. :shifty:

[AVGWarhawk]

What kind of hooves are those?!?!! Male chauvinist pig?:03::haha:

Must be a pair of Uggs.

http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/shoes_ia38467.jpg

[Wolferz]

Must be a pair of Uggs.

http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/shoes_ia38467.jpg
Ug. Cave man shoes. Ug

[Wolferz]

Maybe next time Armistead will send out posters to those who didn't vote for him, that may swing things the other way. :shifty:
Me thinks that would send the wrong message. :hmmm:

Kiss your what!?!?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Kiss your what!?!?

Elbow? :hmmm: I'm always getting it confused.

[Armistead]

Time to move on fellows.... Takeda won due to the pity vote, I accept that. Several of you now are on my chit list and you know what they say about payback. I'll remember you all with my upcoming xmas production.

[Cybermat47]

I have donated Takeda to a science lab for the study of severe acne.

:har::rotfl2::haha:

[Red October1984]

At a time like this, we can't risk partisan bickering and political posturing. I alone have stood up and fought the good fight...

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9421/8f0g.png

And on behalf of Tak I'd like to share this victory video he'd compliled after he'd finally been given access to a bath and a brush. :salute:

That's especially for
AngusJS
BossMark
BrucePartington
Cybermat47
desertstriker
Dowly
fireftr18
Herr-Berbunch
kraznyi_oktjabr
mako88sb
Oberon
Platapus
Red October1984
RickC Sniper
Rockstar
She-Wolf
soopaman2
Stealhead
swamprat69er
Tango589
TarJak
u crank
and an extra special thank you to Armistead's old mate Wolferz

Thank you all. :yeah:

It was a pleasure carrying out my personal vendetta with you. :har:

[fireftr18]

Time to move on fellows.... Takeda won due to the pity vote, I accept that. Several of you now are on my chit list and you know what they say about payback. I'll remember you all with my upcoming xmas production.

You'll have to bribe me more than letting me wear Snoopy's WW1 flying ace helmet this time.

[Armistead]

You'll have to bribe me more than letting me wear Snoopy's WW1 flying ace helmet this time.



Maybe this time I'll let you read the communist gay manifesto under the sheets with the ghost of Christmas future. Hopefully Subsim will have better actors that Ubi did...

[Cybermat47]

Several of you now are on my chit list and you know what they say about payback.


You're going to chit on us? :hmmm: :) :D :haha: :har: :rotfl2:

[Red October1984]

Several of you now are on my chit list and you know what they say about payback. I'll remember you all with my upcoming xmas production.

Christmas Paperwork? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

:rotfl2:I see you haven't voted yet, why the wait? I've lost hope in this forum and like Takeda, once hopeless, sad, no friends, will you now show me the same love I showed him?

It's not only here, I came home last night, wife already in bed and wanted to play a iil "take it", but reaching under the cover, I felt something more than a soft leg. I turned on the light only to see a one eyed ugly mutt snuggled warm against my wife. I asked her why'd she bring that ugly dog home, she simply replied "he's so cute" I felt that same sting of betrayal, while I expect such from my wife, I didn't expect it from my friends here.

I think if I lose again, my spirit will be crushed.. I hope you will vote for me.
Women like that do not sleep alone! I warned you about NAG vengeance...but don't feel too bad; here it's a Burmese cat!:rotfl2::salute:

No worry about the toes.. This is a tease of the poster, but my voters will get the full view. It's my token of affection to those that support me. For those that didn't support me, feel free to use this image as your wallpaper.

It's my free gift to the Subsim community.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424019/90800d16-f6b2-4f60-9960-c724e97e78ef_zpsff03de8c.jpg
Alvays mit U iss der Nether regions!:k_confused:MODERATOR!!!

[Armistead]

:rotfl2:
Women like that do not sleep alone! I warned you about NAG vengeance...but don't feel too bad; here it's a Burmese cat!:rotfl2::salute:


Alvays mit U iss der Nether regions!:k_confused:MODERATOR!!!

Thanks for not voting....

If you would like a full poster, my voters got one free, non voters and those that voted against me can still get one for $29.99.

I also offered Neal that he could stock and mail my poster to all that donate, but haven't gotten a reply back yet..

I also don't like the look of the poster, makes me look a lil fat due to resizing. I can print a few different angles if you like?