Want to get drunk without the drinking?

[Rilder]

Start chowing down on brewers yeast and maybe you'll get an infection of them.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/09/17/223345977/auto-brewery-syndrome-apparently-you-can-make-beer-in-your-gut

The patient had an infection with Saccharomyces cerevisiae(Brewers yeast), Cordell says. So when he ate or drank a bunch of starch — a bagel, pasta or even a soda — the yeast fermented the sugars into ethanol, and he would get drunk. Essentially, he was brewing beer in his own gut. Cordell and McCarthy reported the case of "auto-brewery syndrome" a few months ago in the International Journal of Clinical Medicine

[Tango589]

Farewell liver, nice knowing you :salute:

[Platapus]

What? no jokes about "six-pack" abs? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

What? no jokes about "six-pack" abs? :hmmm:
The joke is when you no longer HAVE six-pack abs!:Kaleun_Crying:

[Platapus]

I have always had six-pack abs. Just the older I get, the more importance I put on keeping them well insulated. :yep:

[Fubar2Niner]

:har::har:

I'll have to remember that line.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I too have a six-pack. The problem is it gets joined by more and more each year. :cry:

[Jimbuna]

Much more quantity in a barrel :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

I used to have a six-pack. Now I have a keg.