I'll Honor That Request

[Sailor Steve]

This is me not posting in Takeda Shingen's "Do not, I say again, do not post in this thread" thread. Feel free to join me in not posting there.

[Oberon]

I am absolutely not posting in that thread. :yep:

[vienna]

This is not a post...repeat, this is not a post...keep calm and carry on...


<O>

[Takeda Shingen]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

[Madox58]

Great.
Now there will be a gazillion threads about not posting in Tak's thread!
:nope:

:hmmm:
What happens if one does?

[Sailor Steve]

What happens if one does?
Then he'll destroy the karma and forever be known as a hooey-balooey-frazzle-razzle-dip-dip.

@ Tak. I don't know what it is, but it's still funny. :yep:

[Oberon]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png

[HunterICX]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg

[Rhodes]

Will never post in that thread!

[Sailor Steve]

Good! The plot is working!

[Rhodes]

Good! The plot is working!
Excellent
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/files/2012/11/MontyBurns.jpg

[Tchocky]

Heaven forfend. Couldn't if I wanted to

[Takeda Shingen]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg




http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif

[nikimcbee]

There are 20 other threads with no posts in them....:hmmm:

[Tchocky]

Getting tempting, Tak.

[Takeda Shingen]

Getting tempting, Tak.

http://webtrax.hu/myfacewhen/faces/lineart-memes/staredad.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

[Takeda Shingen]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg




http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif


http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

http://friendshipstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bed-with-guns-and-guitar.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

http://friendshipstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bed-with-guns-and-guitar.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nut+Breaker.+It+can+never+be+said+enough+wtf+Japan _7793a9_3532584.gif

[Madox58]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaINAVQyXpw

[Takeda Shingen]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg




http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif


http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

http://friendshipstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bed-with-guns-and-guitar.jpg


http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nut+Breaker.+It+can+never+be+said+enough+wtf+Japan _7793a9_3532584.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qFCgKdIWWmk/UadpoY-Rp5I/AAAAAAABV1k/j7WmnyMdhJE/s400/Go-To-Hell-Grumpy-Cat.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

http://friendshipstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bed-with-guns-and-guitar.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nut+Breaker.+It+can+never+be+said+enough+wtf+Japan _7793a9_3532584.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qFCgKdIWWmk/UadpoY-Rp5I/AAAAAAABV1k/j7WmnyMdhJE/s400/Go-To-Hell-Grumpy-Cat.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/wtf-japan-funny-wrestling.gif

[Tchocky]

Hey! Some of us have had a few already and have to view this on a smartphone. Enough with the quoting!

[Takeda Shingen]

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-11/BnqygFFbbD-2.png


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m618qcTbO91rz856xo1_500.jpg




http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fc77VG7E1qcx73xo1_500.gif


http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

http://friendshipstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bed-with-guns-and-guitar.jpg


http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nut+Breaker.+It+can+never+be+said+enough+wtf+Japan _7793a9_3532584.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qFCgKdIWWmk/UadpoY-Rp5I/AAAAAAABV1k/j7WmnyMdhJE/s400/Go-To-Hell-Grumpy-Cat.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/wtf-japan-funny-wrestling.gif

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130409195161/streetfighter/images/9/96/SSFIVMetsuShoryuken.gif

[Oberon]

http://imageshack.us/a/img407/1185/7jwy.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Hey! Some of us have had a few already and have to view this on a smartphone. Enough with the quoting!
We don't have a function that does that automatically anymore, and rightfully so.

On the other hand it means that these guys are actually having to work for their silly laughs.

If you don't like it DON'T READ THE THREAD!!! :O:




Now where's Tribesman to point out that CAPSLOCK strikes again?

[Takeda Shingen]

....they're silly laughs.

http://teresainfortworth.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/calvins-head-explodes.jpg

[Tchocky]

We don't have a function that does that automatically anymore, and rightfully so.

On the other hand it means that these guys are actually having to work for they're silly laughs.

If you don't like it DON'T READ THE THREAD!!! :O:




Now where's Tribesman to point out that CAPSLOCK strikes again?

Back on Ye Olde Home Internet so I'll let it pass :arrgh!:


http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/11/208114_289662004468309_929364574_n.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://teresainfortworth.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/calvins-head-explodes.jpg
Yeah, I caught that before I even looked at your post, and fixed it. Usually I catch those before they get out, but hey, I've been sick. And I was in a hurry. And the ball took a bad hop. And the sun was in my eyes. And the Silurians invaded.

[TarJak]

Must... resist... posting... nope couldn't resist. Oh well. :woot:

[Armistead]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/pyrpul/fatthong.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/pyrpul/media/fatthong.jpg.html)

[Armistead]

and technically, I only copied a picture, so I really didn't post in this thread. See, I know how to outsmart this crap.:salute:

[Takeda Shingen]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/pyrpul/fatthong.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/pyrpul/media/fatthong.jpg.html)
http://gifs.gifbin.com/082010/1282045979_girl-in-mirror.gif

[Armistead]

Well, saw Tak's thread, damn near posted, just stared at it befuddled for 10 minutes, even hit reply and typed, but didn't. Even as I type this, I'm about nuts to go post in it. I don't know if I can even stop myself. Crap like this drives me crazy, I won't be able to go to bed, cuz I'll just lay there thinking about it. Maybe if I go stare at it for an hour or so I'll just fall asleep in my chair.

Please, someone do it.

[Cybermat47]

I love Christopher Walken.

Bye.

[Cybermat47]

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/how-to-have-fun-in-Japan.gif

What is this?

[Red October1984]

I love Christopher Walken.

Bye.

Uh...

He stole Cassandra.

Bye.

What is this?

Imagination. :03:

[Spiced_Rum]

I keep asking myself, that IF I DID post in Tak's thread, would there be more thumbs up or thumbs down for the post. And would the resulting posts be longer than the on-going Snowden saga and cause more disharmony in our little community. :hmmm:

[STEED]

I dare someone too...:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Sailor Steve]

and technically, I only copied a picture, so I really didn't post in this thread. See, I know how to outsmart this crap.:salute:
You also know how to ruin my whole day. I'm never going to forgive you for that "non-post". :nope: :O:

[Jimbuna]

A quiet night? :hmm2:

[u crank]

So lemme get this straight. I got to post in this thread to say I'm not gonna post in another thread?

Darn teenagers, what will they think of next?:hmph:

[Jimbuna]

So lemme get this straight. I got to post in this thread to say I'm not gonna post in another thread?

Darn teenagers, what will they think of next?:hmph:

Wasn't thought up by a teenager :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :x

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img88/595/peureux02bh4vx2.gif

[Tchocky]

http://i.imgur.com/QDhRuee.gif

[Armistead]

No takers yet....

Well, I can't stand this all day, I'm gonna go do it.

[Jimbuna]

Do what?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I don't think Tak doesn't want us to post in his thread, just not to reply in the link he's got in it.

Or I could be very wrong.

Anyhoo I'm not going to post in either of them and nor will I post in this one.

So there.

[Armistead]

Do what?

Jim, this isn't fair, why want someone post in it? You see, the longer it goes the more powerful his thread becomes. It's like spreading brick dust at your door.

I'm too scared to be the first.

The only answer I have, is start my own thread that no one can post in, which I know they would, because I get no respect around here. But here's the kicker, if someone post in my thread, I will post in Tak's thread, but I will no longer post here.

The good news, per my dog thread, they decided not to put this lil feller down, does have some site in one eye and vet pulled his infected tooth.
We got 23 dogs and to keep up with them, it was numbers or names, so I'm naming them all after Subsim members. I'm trying to match dog faces to what I perceive Subsim members personalities.

Meet Takeda

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/Armistead1424010/IMG_1007_zpsc2c2984c.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

You see, the longer it goes the more powerful his thread becomes.
Not so. It soon sinks to page two and becomes lost in the sands of time. You posting in it immediately gives it power.

[Armistead]

Not so. It soon sinks to page two and becomes lost in the sands of time. You posting in it immediately gives it power.

Not so Steve. I know Tak is doing this to me, just like when he was a mod and chased me around, always threatening. He doesn't like me, never did. He knows he wins if I don't post in it. Anyway, for me, that thread sitting empty on page 100 will always bother me. If I don't post, he wins, If I do, he wins.

I hope someone else will do it.

Will you do it for me?

[Tchocky]

This got serious fast.

[Takeda Shingen]

Not so Steve. I know Tak is doing this to me, just like when he was a mod and chased me around, always threatening. He doesn't like me, never did. He knows he wins if I don't post in it. Anyway, for me, that thread sitting empty on page 100 will always bother me. If I don't post, he wins, If I do, he wins.

I hope someone else will do it.

Will you do it for me?

http://www.funelf.net/photos/Evil-Plan....jpg

[Armistead]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/Maximumbob54/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif (http://s1176.photobucket.com/user/Maximumbob54/media/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif.html)

[Sailor Steve]

If I don't post, he wins, If I do, he wins.
"Heads I win, tails you lose." If nobody posts in it, he wins. If anybody posts in it, he wins. You think it's all about you. The fact is he's created the perfect conundrum.

On the other hand, if Neon or Jim were to delete his thread...

Well, then he would win on a completely different level. Sorry. You're on your own. :sunny:

Will you do it for me?
I don't think so. You see, I don't care if he wins or not. Also, don't forget that I started this thread just to help keep his free of posts. Maybe I'm working for him...:hmm2:

[Takeda Shingen]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/soon-meme.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I'll say one thing, those pictures on #50 and #54 evoke a number of emotions, sadness and humour being but two.

I'm sitting on the fence and awaiting a big enough bribe er no I meant offer before doing anything further.

[Takeda Shingen]

I'll say one thing, those pictures on #50 and #54 evoke a number of emotions, sadness and humour being but two.

I'm sitting on the fence and awaiting a big enough bribe er no I meant offer before doing anything further.

Christ, you're going to make me break character? Platapus posted in another thread asking what would happen if somebody made a thread and nobody posted in it, so I made a thread and said not to post in it. Then Steve made a thread about the thread that I made, so I replied in nothing more than ridiculous image macros.

I will put the following in bold, so imagine me saying it very slowly: It all means nothing. It was about nothing. It was me being silly and [attempting] to have a good time. It is in no way a slight at anyone or anything. Again, it is light-hearted nonsense; all of it.

So, now my detractors come out all looking for hidden meanings and shrouded malice. Le sigh. Go ahead and lock it all then. You guys can go back to endlessly arguing your political positions and whatnot. Have a great time. Here's one last macro. This one has meaning.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1155556608/h5510DF5C/

EDIT: And the image in Post 54? Toddler evil laugh? I thought it was funny and cute. Feel free to remove it if you find it offensive.

[Red October1984]

http://t.qkme.me/3vl0t5.jpg

[Tribesman]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

Christ, you're going to make me break character? Platapus posted in another thread asking what would happen if somebody made a thread and nobody posted in it, so I made a thread and said not to post in it. Then Steve made a thread about the thread that I made, so I replied in nothing more than ridiculous image macros.

I will put the following in bold, so imagine me saying it very slowly: It all means nothing. It was about nothing. It was me being silly and [attempting] to have a good time. It is in no way a slight at anyone or anything. Again, it is light-hearted nonsense; all of it.

So, now my detractors come out all looking for hidden meanings and shrouded malice. Le sigh. Go ahead and lock it all then. You guys can go back to endlessly arguing your political positions and whatnot. Have a great time. Here's one last macro. This one has meaning.



EDIT: And the image in Post 54? Toddler evil laugh? I thought it was funny and cute. Feel free to remove it if you find it offensive.

Well I won't break character because for some reason I'm struggling to understand, it appears you have totally misinterpreted my previous post.

I was always aware of the humour and light-hearted intent in your posts and in my previous post I thought thought it would be obvious I found #50 sad (the condition of the dog) as well as humorous (the reference to you) as well as #54 being even funnier and teasing in a way.

Also note I made a reference to bribery, hardly something to be posted publicly if meant in any other way than in jest.

Well, there goes another splendid Sunday down the swanee :-?

[Aktungbby]

[QUOTE=Sailor Steve;2114846][QUOTE=Armistead;2114805]If I don't post, he wins, If I do, he wins.
The fact is he's created the perfect conundrum.

Inside an Enigma?! To post or not to post; that is the question!:k_confused:

[Armistead]

Takeda, if it means nothing, will you agree to have it removed? I haven't slept since you posted it.

[Armistead]

Well I won't break character because for some reason I'm struggling to understand, it appears you have totally misinterpreted my previous post.

I was always aware of the humour and light-hearted intent in your posts and in my previous post I thought thought it would be obvious I found #50 sad (the condition of the dog) as well as humorous (the reference to you) as well as #54 being even funnier and teasing in a way.

Also note I made a reference to bribery, hardly something to be posted publicly if meant in any other way than in jest.

Well, there goes another splendid Sunday down the swanee :-?


Jim, please don't make fun of Takeda {the dog}.

Anyway, I sensed an opening in your earlier post, so we might be able to resolve this by tonight.

Still, I feel Takeda breaking down........I might can still win.

(For the record, I'm sure I would deplore many of you in real life, but none of your internet characters offend me. I like everyone here {except Steve}

[Onkel Neal]

What? Where?

[Red October1984]

What? Where?

Exactly. :har:

[Tchocky]

I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel

[ETR3(SS)]

I'm tempted to post in there just to be that guy, but hey a post is still spam even if it's in this thread instead.

[Armistead]

Every forum has a patsy, I just got to figure out who it is.:hmmm:


Yea, I know what they say...........

[Herr-Berbunch]

I will put the following in bold, so imagine me saying it very slowly: It all means nothing. It was about nothing. It was me being silly and [attempting] to have a good time. It is in no way a slight at anyone or anything. Again, it is light-hearted nonsense; all of it.


That's my understanding of all related threads/posts. How anyone can misinterpret to have a hidden meaning I don't know. :doh:

[Tchocky]

Jaysus.

The conspiracy thread is leaking.

[Armistead]

That's my understanding of all related threads/posts. How anyone can misinterpret to have a hidden meaning I don't know. :doh:

Ah, you guys are falling for his next plan, his post was one of deception, reverse psychology, a mere ploy to further irratate, even prolong he process. Takeda may be the master you mere mortals fall prey to, but not me. I didn't fall off the turnip wagon yesterday.

I will find the hidden meaning behind this in due time...

[Sailor Steve]

So, now my detractors come out all looking for hidden meanings and shrouded malice. Le sigh. Go ahead and lock it all then.
I thought everyone here was being lighthearted and funny. Armistead was (jokingly) fretting about evil schemes to drive him crazy about posting or not posting, and I was egging him on with "hidden meanings". That said, there's no malice here, and no detractors. Everybody was having fun, unless I missed something.

I like everyone here {except Steve}
Cool! I'm doing something right. :D

The conspiracy thread is leaking.
So am I. I think it's a conspiracy.

[Jimbuna]

That's my understanding of all related threads/posts. How anyone can misinterpret to have a hidden meaning I don't know. :doh:

I thought everyone here was being lighthearted and funny. Armistead was (jokingly) fretting about evil schemes to drive him crazy about posting or not posting, and I was egging him on with "hidden meanings". That said, there's no malice here, and no detractors. Everybody was having fun, unless I missed something.



As was my understanding but who can argue against an individuals understanding or interpretation of preferred semantics :nope:

[Red October1984]

I might can still win.

Not with that grammar! :)

[Armistead]

I thought everyone here was being lighthearted and funny. Armistead was (jokingly) fretting about evil schemes to drive him crazy about posting or not posting, and I was egging him on with "hidden meanings". That said, there's no malice here, and no detractors. Everybody was having fun, unless I missed something.


Cool! I'm doing something right. :D


So am I. I think it's a conspiracy.

Don't pretend to speak for me. You think I'm joking, I've been sitting here
for 24 hours trying to sort this out in my head. The only joking I do here is when I say something nice about you, because I worry about your low self esteem.

There is a deeper meaning, there is damnit and I will figure it out in time. I think it may be something like "I am, therefore I'm not."

Anyway, time for me to donate to the forum, since I know where Neal lives, I feel safe to send a donation. I hope Neal enjoys the chickens and rooster. Thanks to me Neal will never have to set an alarm clock again.

[Armistead]

Not with that grammar! :)


I never let my grammar get in the way of victory

[Sailor Steve]

Don't pretend to speak for me.
I'm not pretending. You need someone to speak for you, and if not me, who else?

You think I'm joking
No, I don't think. How dare you accuse me of something like that?

I worry about your low self esteem.
Don't bother. I have no self-esteem, which makes things a lot simpler. You should try it sometime.

There is a deeper meaning, there is damnit and I will figure it out in time. I think it may be something like "I am, therefore I'm not."
If there is a deeper meaning you're going to need someone to explain it to you.

Bear might know.

I never let my grammar get in the way of victory
And she never lets you get away with anything. :O:

[Armistead]

I know many think I'm stupid, but I got news for you, I had to do a IQ test not long ago. The lady gave the numbers, 40-145. I told her I wanted the highest score. Took the test, she came back gasping, saying she had never seen a score like mine. I got 42, barely missing first place by two.

Who's laughing now....?

[Red October1984]

Don't bother. I have no self-esteem, which makes things a lot simpler. You should try it sometime.

Solves some problems...but creates a few more. :hmmm:

[Madox58]

I invented an esteem ladder once.
Some SOB came along and kicked it out from under me.
:nope:

[Sailor Steve]

You looked so happy up there. How could I resist?

[Red October1984]

I invented an esteem ladder once.
Some SOB came along and kicked it out from under me.
:nope:

You know...I heard about that when I ordered an Esteem Elevator from ACME, Inc...

[TarJak]

My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives.

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.

But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.

[Sailor Steve]

I don't like what you're selling. I'm getting all esteemed up.

[Red October1984]

My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives.

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.

But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.

:wah:

YOU STOLE MY IDEA! :O:

Now I have a considerably less amount of esteem...and I don't have a multi story mall within an hour of me.

[Sailor Steve]

Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning. :sunny:

[Red October1984]

Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning. :sunny:

I'd rather not and be able to sleep tonight...

I'll have one tomorrow. Esteem from coffee smells pretty good. :)

[TarJak]

:wah:

YOU STOLE MY IDEA! :O:

Now I have a considerably less amount of esteem...and I don't have a multi story mall within an hour of me.
Ok I'll see you in court. My esteemed law firm will be in touch fir breach of patent.
Have an esteeming hot cuppa and things will look better in the morning. :sunny:
Don't believe himand hus esteem powered remedies. The esteem from a cuppa will only last for short periods. Only the Esteem Escalator can provide long term esteem boosts.

[Armistead]

My lack of esteemed colleagues. At TarJak Inc we are nearing the completion of the patented Esteem Escalator. The only guaranteed way to increase your self esteem beyond that of your friends and relatives.

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.

But wait, that's not all! If you order now you will receive a free set of shopping trolley construction plans to build your very own Esteem Vehicle for transporting your new found esteem on flat surfaces.


Self-esteem is overrated, it requires work and honesty. Better to have a false ego, it requires neither.

[Armistead]

Ok I'll see you in court. My esteemed law firm will be in touch fir breach of patent.

Don't believe himand hus esteem powered remedies. The esteem from a cuppa will only last for short periods. Only the Esteem Escalator can provide long term esteem boosts.


I remember your last esteem product, which I paid $99 for, all I got was some plastic tube and instructions to attach to a vacuum.

[Red October1984]

Ok I'll see you in court. My esteemed law firm will be in touch fir breach of patent.

I have a lawyer in my family. I'm not scared.

Don't believe himand hus esteem powered remedies. The esteem from a cuppa will only last for short periods. Only the Esteem Escalator can provide long term esteem boosts.

*him and

*his

You know, spelling/grammar errors on the internet often mean that the information shouldn't be trusted. :03:

Also, you don't get post 5000 from me.... You get 4999. :yep:

[TarJak]

I have a lawyer in my family. I'm not scared.

Don't believe himand hus esteem powered remedies. The esteem from a cuppa will only last for short periods. Only the Esteem Escalator can provide long term esteem boosts.

*him and

*his

You know, spelling/grammar errors on the internet often mean that the information shouldn't be trusted. :03:

Also, you don't get post 5000 from me.... You get 4999. :yep:

Thanks to the lack of a real keyboard on my phone is a constant source of typos. :hulk:

[Herr-Berbunch]

To take advantage of this great opportunity simply send me your credit card information and bank account details and you will be able to use your escalator at your nearest multi story shopping mall.


My credit card information - A plastic card measuring 85.6 × 53.98 × 0.76 mm (correspoding with ISO/IEC 7810 ID1 standard), containing embossed characters and a magnetic strip in accordance with ISO/IEC 7811 and an embedded chip in accordance with ISO/IEC 7816. This card is issued to me by a provider of payment services for which I use the card.

My bank account information - This is made up of a Sort Code which contains six digits, and an account number which is comprised of eight digits. Together these identify to those concerned which bank the account is held with.

I hope this helps and I look forward to receiving my esteem escalator on my next mall trip. :yeah:

[TarJak]

My credit card information - A plastic card measuring 85.6 × 53.98 × 0.76 mm (correspoding with ISO/IEC 7810 ID1 standard), containing embossed characters and a magnetic strip in accordance with ISO/IEC 7811 and an embedded chip in accordance with ISO/IEC 7816. This card is issued to me by a provider of payment services for which I use the card.

My bank account information - This is made up of a Sort Code which contains six digits, and an account number which is comprised of eight digits. Together these identify to those concerned which bank the account is held with.

I hope this helps and I look forward to receiving my esteem escalator on my next mall trip. :yeah:
Unfortunately your transaction was declined. Your esteem will now take a dive until I can extract the funds from your bank.

[soopaman2]

Speaking of credit card information....

My name is Barrister Martin Umbumba,( Sorry, I been fooling you all this time, I am not a greaseball wop from jersey, but a lawyer from Nigeria)

(name taken from an actual e-mail I recieved)

I have a unique offer, you see, my client is privy to 10,000,000 American $, left to him in a trust. The problem is he cannot claim it because he is not an American Citizen.

He is willing to sign it over to you to collect, all we need is bank routing numbers and paperwork fees, and bribes for local officials.

I hope for your favorable reply, I look forward to working with you.

[Jimbuna]

He is willing to sign it over to you to collect, all we need is bank routing numbers and paperwork fees, and bribes for local officials.



He can save most of the above by simply clicking on the location link.

[Armistead]

Please, someone post...

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/Pamelia_and_Stormi_SongBird/funny%20gifs%20and%20pics/manfallingasleeponpc.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Pamelia_and_Stormi_SongBird/media/funny%20gifs%20and%20pics/manfallingasleeponpc.gif.html)

[Wolferz]

I won't post in that thread because it doesn't qualify a single response. All it has accomplished is a new Fecal storm topic. If that was the original intention, congratulations, Takeda. It worked.:up:

[Armistead]

I won't post in that thread because it doesn't qualify a single response. All it has accomplished is a new Fecal storm topic. If that was the original intention, congratulations, Takeda. It worked.:up:


What of our long standing friendship, does it mean anything to you? I really thought you would post in it for me. Well, got to be a ubirat patsy that will.

Hmmm, I need someone gullible, dumb....mmmmm, so many rats to choose from. I've got it, why didn't I think of that before...:haha:

[Tchocky]

Oh dear oh dear.

[Wolferz]

I see you found a patsy rat.:up:

[Tchocky]

Why not?

Your father is going to hear about this when he gets home.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I see you found a patsy rat.:up:

http://cdn-www.airliners.net/uf/135508/1328282837YVsnzt.jpeg

[Jimbuna]

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5538/9b1b.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/845/9b1b.gif/)

[Sailor Steve]

I see you found a patsy rat.:up:
Yep, somebody went and broke it. :nope:

I guess we can close this thread now. :dead:

[frau kaleun]

Yep, somebody went and broke it. :nope:

I guess we can close this thread now. :dead:

NOOOOOOOOOO I just got here! Where else am I gonna post about not posting in Tak's thread?

[Tchocky]

Help us out, Jim.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[Herr-Berbunch]

Help us out, Jim.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

:yep: Seconded.

[Jimbuna]

Which one?

This one or the other one?

[Herr-Berbunch]

For me - delete the reply in the other thread.

And flick your wet towel at the culprit as you pass him. :D

[Wolferz]

Don't lock it. Delete it.:03::D

[Wolferz]

NOOOOOOOOOO I just got here! Where else am I gonna post about not posting in Tak's thread?


Fashionably late is still late.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Your a hard bunch of reprobates :arrgh!:

[Armistead]

I'm really sorry guys, I had forgot all about that thread. Yes, I said I would find a rat and yes a swamprat posted, so doesn't look good for me. It's my guess Swamprat was unaware and asked a simple question "why not" I think it's a great question.

But I had nothing to do with it

http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx332/vaoforum/Animated%20Gifs/PackRat.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/vaoforum/media/Animated%20Gifs/PackRat.gif.html)

[Sailor Steve]

NOOOOOOOOOO I just got here! Where else am I gonna post about not posting in Tak's thread?
That's what you get for abandoning us for the wiles of Skyrim! There hasn't been anything of interest in your own thread for simply ages! It's also your fault I can't write anything without shouting! :O:

Fashionably late is still late.:03:
I wish I'd said that. :sunny:

But I had nothing to do with it
Let's see. It's all your fault, but you had nothing to do with it. You put him up to it, but it's not your fault. He did it, but you begged somebody to for seemingly ever.

I smell a rat. :O:

[Armistead]

Let's see. It's all your fault, but you had nothing to do with it. You put him up to it, but it's not your fault. He did it, but you begged somebody to for seemingly ever.

I smell a rat. :O:

I had nothing to do with it.


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a233/lost_forever_/RAT.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/lost_forever_/media/RAT.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/JFliegel/picard-facepalm.jpg

[Armistead]

Please Jim, I had nothing to do with it.

You believe me, don't you Jim?


http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae128/shurkeminaka/gif/rat.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/shurkeminaka/media/gif/rat.gif.html)

[Jimbuna]

Of course I do :yep:













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Edit: Closed at OP request.