Happy Birthday frau kaleun

[Jimbuna]

Have a fantastic day young lady...you've been a bit scarce of late but I trust your in good health and spirits http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5553/i8e9.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/23/i8e9.gif/)

[Rhodes]

Muitos Parabéns (Happy Birthday) Frau! :woot::Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party:

[Tchocky]

Happy Birthday frau!

[u crank]

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[BossMark]

Happy birthday and have a wonderful day Frau :woot::woot::woot:

[Onkel Neal]

Happy birthday! Wonder what she'll buy for her house?:woot:

[AVGWarhawk]

:woot:

[August]

Happy Birthday! :woot:

[donna52522]

Happy B-Day :woot:

[Sailor Steve]

Happy Birthday, Missy! :O:

An idea for you: You can have more Skyrim followers by storing the extras in that big fridge. :sunny:

[NeonSamurai]

Happy Birthday :D:woot:

[nikimcbee]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/omg_it_spins.jpg


:woot::woot::woot:Happy B-day.

[Wolferz]

Have the happiest birthday you can stand.:woot:

Party Party Party!

So, which twenty-second birthday is this? Third? Fourth?:03::O:

[HW3]

Happy Birthday Frau! :woot:

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

:Kaleun_Party: Happy Birthday! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[u1950]

I do hope that Lowe's bought you a cake! :woot:

[Red October1984]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRAU KALEUN!

...wherever you are...

[Mr Quatro]

Perhaps it's not even her real birthday ... :o

You know how women lie :woot:

Happy Birthday frau! :sunny:

[vienna]

Happy first birthday in your new abode, Frau, and many more happy ones to come... :woot:



http://m.cbimg.net/projects/happy_birthday_2.jpg




(Oh, and please go easy on Jimbuna; you know, just not the face...)


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[desertstriker]

happy birthday.

[Penguin]

Häppy Birthday, Fräulein! :salute:

[kranz]

Happy birthday:woot:

[TarJak]

Get your game on girl and have a great birthday. :woot:

[Wolferz]

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PRESENTS!!!!

[Spiced_Rum]

Happy Birthday :Kaleun_Party: Hope that you relaxed and had a day off from DIY

[Bilge_Rat]

Have a good one. :woot:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well, late to the party as usual, but not as late as the party girl.

Hope you had a great day. :woot:

[Dowly]

Happy Birthday! :woot:

[Wolferz]

We all chipped in and got you some tools....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/tool_time.jpg

Be really careful with that jackhammer.:03:

[Jimbuna]

I think she's already got your stamp :03:

[frau kaleun]

Thanks everyone for the kind thoughts and good wishes!

I celebrated in style by drinking (most of) what was possibly the world's largest strawberry margarita, which resulted in me not remembering much about how I got home (don't worry, I wasn't driving), then going to bed for about four hours until the room stopped spinning.

The other highlight was treating myself to a Game of Thrones season 2 marathon. :rock:

Sadly I must confess that I did not get much in the way of noteworthy DIY projects done around the place during my week of vacation. I knew I was getting a Lowe's gift card for my b-day and I hated to go spend money there on stuff I'd be able to get for free if I put it off for a bit longer. Got a couple things done that I already had the stuff for though.

Anyway it was back to work and the regular routine today. :dead:

[Red October1984]

Nice to see you back Frau! :arrgh!:

[Rhodes]

then going to bed for about four hours until the room stopped spinning.


Also hate that, but learned a good trick from my father: just tie a leg bed to something. I guarantee that it works! :D

[frau kaleun]

Also hate that, but learned a good trick from my father: just tie a leg bed to something. I guarantee that it works! :D

Lol, I really meant to go online and post drunk because I laugh so hard reading the stuff later after I've sobered up. But I literally could not operate the keyboard or mouse, that's how messed up I was.

First of all my brother in law told me to go ahead and get the "big" margarita cuz it was my birthday, and I say "alright" because how big could it be?

Well, it took an extra waiter carrying it in both hands just to bring it to the table, and he sat it down and looked at me and looked at it and said "Sweet Jesus" and just walked away chuckling. :haha:

The bowl of this glass was about 6" across and probably 4-5" inches deep in the center and it was FULL right up to the brim.

Then to top it off at the end of the meal they put a sombrero on my head and brought me my "birthday shot" of tequila. Which I drank despite being already three sheets to the wind because why not?

I never had straight tequila before. I will probably never have it again. :O:

This restaurant is a very good, authentic Mexican joint (by which I mean it's where ALL the Mexican immigrants get their fix of real Mexican food) and my sister and her husband go there two or three times a month and for most special occasions. My sister said in all these years she's never seen them bring out a sombrero and free shot for a birthday so she didn't know what was up with that. I suspect it had something to do with the fact that it was the slow part of a Saturday afternoon, there was nobody else in the place but us, and "us" included me getting progressively more and more drunk and maybe the staff thought it would be amusing to see how stupid I could get given half a chance. :har:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Then to top it off at the end of the meal they put a sombrero on my head and brought me my "birthday shot" of tequila.

I'm really hoping there is a photo. :D

[Jimbuna]

I'm really hoping there is a photo. :D

Yeah...pictures or it didn't happen :O:

[frau kaleun]

I'm really hoping there is a photo. :D

Yeah...pictures or it didn't happen :O:


http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/59/64/9cb9be10da66c6262fca5e59cf78424f-shocked-cat-wearing-sombrero.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Gg3U86RjM8xYUM&tbnid=RKQ9_fMSEUqaAM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.collegehumor.com%2Fpictures%2 Fgallery%2F6887988%2F18-animals-wearing-sombreros&ei=g4wvUvW1GqH54AOJ-YCoDw&bvm=bv.51773540,d.dmg&psig=AFQjCNHW4AVM1ogugPQ-kuanxCraQDBknw&ust=1378934262650017)

[Dowly]

:haha:

[Wolferz]

Animal cruelty? Dunno, looks like the cat is feeling no pain.:haha:

[frau kaleun]

Animal cruelty? Dunno, looks like the cat is feeling no pain.:haha:

Well, that's generally what happens when you consume your body weight in tequila on a mostly empty stomach. Temporarily, at least. The pain comes later. :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Touché, FK, Touché :haha:

[Wolferz]

Well, that's generally what happens when you consume your body weight in tequila on a mostly empty stomach. Temporarily, at least. The pain comes later. :O:

Aftermath of falling off the bar while dancing?:03::O:

That's why they call it tekillya

[Red October1984]

Speaking of drinking a lot....

I'm working at the District Fair in town this week...I saw a lady tonight who was obviously completely drunk. She got on a mechanical bull ride.

Barely able to stand up, she got on that thing... It was hilarious. She kept falling even though it was barely moving. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Love it :)

[soopaman2]

Happy late birthday, Sorry I am so late, I didn't even bring a gift.

May you have 40 more of these happy birthday threads!:salute:

Hopefully I will not be too senile to post then.:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Aftermath of falling off the bar while dancing?:03::O:

That's why they call it tekillya


http://www.crimeshots.com/forums/images/smilies/cttequila_e0.gif

[kranz]

when FK didn't reply the first day I wanted to write: she must be lying in tequila vomit being unconsciously drunk.
Eventually I didn't post it cuz I didn't want to be rude.
....
:har:

[frau kaleun]

May you have 40 more of these happy birthday threads!:salute:

Hopefully I will not be too senile to post then.:hmmm:

40 more?

I don't know if you'll be too senile to post, but I'll definitely be too senile to reply. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

^ :har:

[soopaman2]

40 more?

I don't know if you'll be too senile to post, but I'll definitely be too senile to reply. :haha:


Oh but your a vibrant woman. More brains than most of us.

I'll be drooling in a cup, and you will be giving advice on Skyrim 2040.:O:

The Frau Kaleun is timeless.:yeah:

Much love, in a non creepy way of course.:D

[Sailor Steve]

Much love, in a non creepy way of course.:D
I can detect when someone is not sincere.

You're just afraid of the long-range karate bomb. :O:

[Wolferz]

I think she's already got your stamp :03:

Probably punched my ticket too but I don't remember it.:doh:

[Red October1984]

40 more?

I don't know if you'll be too senile to post, but I'll definitely be too senile to reply. :haha:

You can't be THAT old. :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Depends what one considers old. Then again, if you wearing Depends you are probably old. If you turn on the dryer and did not remember to put the newly cleaned clothing in to dry your getting there!

[soopaman2]

I can detect when someone is not sincere.

You're just afraid of the long-range karate bomb. :O:

Ya got me Steve. I fear Lady Kaleun more than 20 of you.:D

[Sailor Steve]

Ya got me Steve. I fear Lady Kaleun more than 20 of you.:D
My best fight speech was "I spent two years as captain of my high school track team. If your first punch doesn't lay me out, you'll never catch me for a second one."

These days I stick my chest out and let him know where we stand. Usually something along the lines of "Please don't hurt me! I'm between insurance agents!"

[Wolferz]

Meet alone in the alley and that's what you'll be. I've got better things to do.:03::D

[Red October1984]

These days I stick my chest out and let him know where we stand. Usually something along the lines of "Please don't hurt me! I'm between insurance agents!"

Reminds me of one of my favorite comedians...

Kevin Hart- Say It With Your Chest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MoqVBgBkyE) (Warning: Strong Language)

Say it wit' ya chest! :har: