Very lucky Tourist

[eddie]

What's up with these crocs in Australia, they decided to go to war with humans!?! At least this guy survived, unlike the one who decided to swim in the Mary River. Can't imagine how scared you would be coming into range of one of these beasts!:nope:

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20306145-very-very-very-large-crocodile-traps-tourist-for-two-weeks-on-australian-island?lite

[Jimbuna]

One of the best laxatives known to man :)

[eddie]

:har::har: Got that right Jim!

[fireftr18]

One of the best laxatives known to man :)

What, one of those giant Foster's?

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of an old shark joke.

Father shark was teaching his youngster how to attack a human...

Father: "Approach the human from the front son and swim just close enough to the surface so they can see the tip of your dorsal fin"

Son: "Okay dad, what next"?

Father: "Swim around them a few times getting closer each time"

Son: "Why not just swim straight up to them and eat them straight away, it would be quicker and you'd be using less energy"?

Father: "Do you know what human crap tastes like son"?

Son: "No dad"

Father: "Well it certainly doesn't taste as good as their flesh so I suggest you circle them a few times like I've already explained"

[eddie]

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

[TarJak]

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

[eddie]

:haha::haha:

[Jimbuna]

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

On the contrary...the riffraff are already ensconced there :O:

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

Just three months after the previous series...making a mockery of it imo :nope:

[TarJak]

On the contrary...the riffraff are already ensconced there :O:

Unlike Geordie Shore of course, no riff raff there 'n all:
http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/227105_1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Salt of the earth...he's watering the ground he walks on.

[Stealhead]

Along the Nile river the hippos are the most dangerous animals.
Allow me to demonstrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow