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Nippelspanner
08-29-13, 12:40 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/29/kim-jong-un-ex-girlfriend-reportedly-executed-by-firing-squad/

:huh:

eddie
08-29-13, 01:20 PM
Well, that should put a damper on the porn industry in N. Korea!

Takeda Shingen
08-29-13, 01:21 PM
Article from last month about the new "couple".

http://www.newser.com/story/149894/is-kim-jong-un-dating-a-pop-star.html

Hyon's music with the group Bochonbo Electronic Music Band, including the hits "Excellent Horse-Like Lady," "I Love Pyongyang," and "We Are Troops of the Party," reached the height of its popularity in 2005.


Excellent Horse-Like Lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY

"Our factory comrades say in jest,
Why they tell me I am a virgin on a stallion
After a full day's work I still have energy left
My skills are truly like lightening they say
They say I am a virgin on a stallion
Yet again today I was the first to leave for work
Apparently my name was in the paper"

Yeah, this is what passes for NK-Pop. Watch out Psy.

AVGWarhawk
08-29-13, 01:28 PM
If true, this guy needs to be reigned in.

Simmy
08-29-13, 02:00 PM
A apple not falla to far from tree. (Daddy, Kim Jong iLL)
Like Hitler, have a problem with someone? Just have them killed...Problem solved.

WernherVonTrapp
08-29-13, 05:14 PM
Warning: Dating Kim Jong-un may be detrimental to your health. Please consult with your nearest foreign consulate before taking.:nope:

Porn, illegal in North Korea?! Those moral communists; what will they think of next.

Onkel Neal
08-29-13, 07:01 PM
Koreans are good people, they don't deserve this. Let's all look the other way.

Jimbuna
08-30-13, 05:21 AM
If true, this guy needs to be reigned in.

I think only the Chinese can do that...peacefully.

Wolferz
08-30-13, 09:48 AM
SANCTIONS!!!!!

Platapus
08-30-13, 09:53 AM
A sad story, but I have to think that if you live in a country where they can jail you/kill you pretty easy AND there are laws about producing porn AND you make porn AND you sell it..... my sympathy kinda wanes.

Assuming that this story is even true.

antikristuseke
08-30-13, 09:54 AM
Warning: Dating Kim Jong-un may be detrimental to your health. Please consult with your nearest foreign consulate before taking.:nope:

Porn, illegal in North Korea?! Those moral communists; what will they think of next.

Porn was illegal in the soviet union as well IIRC, not unaccessible though

Nippelspanner
08-30-13, 10:13 AM
I wonder if Dowly already has a copy...

What, too early? Yeah? Ok... :nope:

Wolferz
08-30-13, 10:33 AM
Kim Jong Un: So solly. Wife says kill you, I kill you. Nothing personal.:cool:

Mr Quatro
08-30-13, 12:28 PM
We should give this guy a break, really :yep:

Perhaps the North Koreans have a version of just using "talking points"
till the real story comes out :D

Ducimus
08-30-13, 01:17 PM
Kim Jong Un: So solly. Wife says kill you, I kill you. Nothing personal.:cool:

It's good to be the king (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJS51d1Fzg) i guess.

WernherVonTrapp
08-30-13, 04:06 PM
We'll see how he stands up against King Henry VIII.:o