I would like this legislation instituted...

[AVGWarhawk]

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1298046/spending-penny-could-cost-100-yuan-shenzhen

[Takeda Shingen]

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1298046/spending-penny-could-cost-100-yuan-shenzhen

So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind. :D

[AVGWarhawk]

So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind. :D

True. I'll just hold it unit I can reach home or just explode where I stand. Sheesh, that would be a mess. :o

[Ducimus]

I would say that people making a mess in public restrooms is either a result of:

a.) poor moral character
b.) some form of narcissism.

I don't think you can legislate that.

[Armistead]

Well, if they have to hire pee watcher for every person, etc, not sure what it would save here.

“A number of new civil servant positions will be created. There will be a supervisor behind every urinating person to see whether the pee is straight,” wrote one poster.

Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky. I may pee in public, but go in using my shirt for doors, don't touch nothing. If I feel one coming, I'll drive home.

I hate any big public event where they line up the porta-johns as your only option.

[AVGWarhawk]

Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky.

Maybe they'll hold it for ya! :haha:

[Armistead]

Maybe they'll hold it for ya! :haha:

Well, it would become a job creator for anti-dripping devices.

I found one your size.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm40/greyeyedmonster/Water%20damage/039.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/greyeyedmonster/media/Water%20damage/039.jpg.html)

[AVGWarhawk]

More my size:

http://withfriendship.com/images/h/37584/Straw-image.jpg

[Armistead]

Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

[AVGWarhawk]

Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

For some, cash helps. :haha:

[STEED]

Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet.

[Jimbuna]

This sort of behaviour must go on most of the world over, well at least in those countries that have public toilet provision.

[Platapus]

Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

As I tell The Frau "It takes a gherkin to get things workin" :D

[Wolferz]

Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet.
Well, keep those damned wizards out of the public toilet and I won't have to use the phone booth for a pissa.:stare:


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/MOMentrance_zpsfc00d2ba.jpg

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

Maybe they'll hold it for ya! :haha::har: I haven't laughed this hard in long time! :rotfl2:

[AVGWarhawk]

:har: I haven't laughed this hard in long time! :rotfl2:

:up:

[Armistead]

http://i1348.photobucket.com/albums/p725/reallyniceserialkiller/wtf-pictures-2_zps78955085.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/reallyniceserialkiller/media/wtf-pictures-2_zps78955085.jpg.html)

[AVGWarhawk]

Sheesh. What happens if they miss?

[August]

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/414102/220.jpg:yep:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/22421/2010_10_27_JA__BiffyBag.jpg

[Armistead]

Sheesh. What happens if they miss?



I think to resolve this all guys should wear skirts and be required to sit...

[Jimbuna]

They do in Sweden apparently.



http://www.thenewage.co.za/cms/gall_content/2013/6/2013_6$thumbimg110_Jun_2013_164320664-ll.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=sweden+%2B+train+%2B+skirt&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=RfhwllOOmVD-sM&tbnid=FtSXxX0NHvjj5M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenewage.co.za%2F98375-1020-53-Sweden_train_drivers_abandon_skirts_as_short_ban_l ifted&ei=a-AUUuz1HMXm7Abi44G4CA&bvm=bv.50952593,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNEquMAlUxFfW1NQVIllVNoBtS1oRg&ust=1377186265667807)

[the_tyrant]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/publicrestroomsheader_wm.jpg

[Wolferz]

I think to resolve this all guys should wear skirts and be required to sit...

Just because you do, doesn't mean the rest of us should.:hmmm::03:

[Armistead]

Just because you do, doesn't mean the rest of us should.:hmmm::03:


I do sit, cuz I spend hours in my office away from the noise and nagging wife.
Best place to read!

[AVGWarhawk]

I do sit, cuz I spend hours in my office away from the noise and nagging wife.
Best place to read!

The throne! Best seat in the house. :yeah:

[nikimcbee]

Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet.

You need to see the Moscow public toilets.:dead::dead::dead:

[Jimbuna]

The throne! Best seat in the house. :yeah:

Not too many years ago that would have been a potentially hazardous place for you and I.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2645/xtnd.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/xtnd.gif/)

:03:

[AVGWarhawk]

I smell of a rose garden. At least that is what I tell the missus. :D

[Jimbuna]

My bugga has started going in after me and checking I've used the air freshener :)

[AVGWarhawk]

My bugga has started going in after me and checking I've used the air freshener :)

We call it a courtesy spray! :haha:

[Wolferz]

My bugga has started going in after me and checking I've used the air freshener :)

Nothing like a floral aire mixed with hydrogen sulfide.:O:

Reading material for the throne...

Crap on the Wall by Hu Flung Pu

100 Yards To The Outhouse by Willy Makit
illustrated by Betty Dohnt (Armistead needs pictures)

Yellow River by I. P. Freely

The smell of success by W. C. Lounge

Burning Rectum by Taco Bell
Rectum? Hell it damn near killed 'em.

C'mon ice cream!

[AVGWarhawk]

Dropping the Browns off at the super bowl. :haha:

[Wolferz]

Dropping the Browns off at the super bowl. :haha:

Just how big is your toilet?!:huh:

All I have is a pool.:-?

[AVGWarhawk]

Just how big is your toilet?!:huh:



Just a good old American Standard with matching ditty paper holder. :03:

[Armistead]

The throne! Best seat in the house. :yeah:

Sometimes I think I'm falling in love with you. Do you think you could wear a wig?

[Armistead]

My bugga has started going in after me and checking I've used the air freshener :)

Doe's your wife have sonic ears? The reason I started sitting on the head was I could get out of bed, walk to toilet, not turn on light, take aim, miss and my wife knew the exact second I hit the seat.

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?

[AVGWarhawk]

Sometimes I think I'm falling in love with you. Do you think you could wear a wig?

Blonde, brunette or fiery redhead? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?
I asked one that question once. She said something about sitting down in the dark and falling in.

On the other hand I've been divorced almost thirty years, and I still put the seat down every time.

[Webster]

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1298046/spending-penny-could-cost-100-yuan-shenzhen

just hook up a taser to the floor and walls, you miss and you get zapped

as for crapping on the seats, that would stop as soon as the seats were clean enough to be something you are willing to sit on. no one wants to crap on the seat they are just to afraid to sit on all that pee all over the seat.

lets keep big brother out of the bathroom or next they will start dictating how many sheets you can use

[Armistead]

Blonde, brunette or fiery redhead? :hmmm:


Let's see, brunette through the week, but fiery red on the weekends for more lustful excitement.:yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

Let's see, brunette through the week, but fiery red on the weekends for more lustful excitement.:yeah:

I'm your man. :03:

[Armistead]

I asked one that question once. She said something about sitting down in the dark and falling in.

On the other hand I've been divorced almost thirty years, and I still put the seat down every time.

Geesh Steve, a seat complex after all these years still remains. You should've let her fall in...

I got drunk once and pizzed on a bug zapper, you should try it sometime.:doh:

[Wolferz]

Doe's your wife have sonic ears? The reason I started sitting on the head was I could get out of bed, walk to toilet, not turn on light, take aim, miss and my wife knew the exact second I hit the seat.

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?

Cause the gals want to go in the dark of night without turning on the light or groping for the seat.
My ex sat in the bowl one night after I left the seat up.:haha: I got chewed on a bit after that incident. I did try the What if it was an outhouse? defense. That might have gotten me shot dead.:huh:
The seat is always up here with wife 2.0 because the dog likes fresh water and she tends to dribble after a drink. Nobody likes sitting on a wet seat. I tried telling wife 1.0 that love was a two way street and she could just as easily drop the seat as I can lift it but, Noooooo. She wouldn't listen to reason. Hence the dip in the pool.:har:

You can always get an automatic seat lifter/dropper:yep:

Wife 1.0 was also a bijoona maker. I hated that with a passion!:stare:

What's a bijoona? you ask. Putting one of those fuzzy covers on the tank and the lid tends to cant the seat forward to the point that it won't stay in the vertical and it falls when you least expect it, usually in mid stream causing you to yell BIJOOONA! Now I know it was a plot by that heartless wench to force the seat down. I should have tossed a hand full of jacks on the floor in there and forced her back to onesies.

[Armistead]

Cause the gals want to go in the dark of night without turning on the light or groping for the seat.
My ex sat in the bowl one night after I left the seat up.:haha: I got chewed on a bit after that incident. I did try the What if it was an outhouse? defense. That might have gotten me shot dead.:huh:
The seat is always up here with wife 2.0 because the dog likes fresh water and she tends to dribble after a drink. Nobody likes sitting on a wet seat. I tried telling wife 1.0 that love was a two way street and she could just as easily drop the seat as I can lift it but, Noooooo. She wouldn't listen to reason. Hence the dip in the pool.:har:

You can always get an automatic seat lifter/dropper:yep:

Wife 1.0 was also a bijoona builder.
\
My son is 16, so I blame most things on him. Why he's still living here at that age I don't know, but least I can pass the blame. However, really don't matter, wife still blames me. I sit when I pee, I inspect, wipe anything I find, and still get yelled at. Fact is, I usually pee in the fields at night when I walk my dog. Nothing more refreshing than a nice pee in the wilderness under the moon. Course then Bear got to pee everywhere I pee, vice versa.

Why God pulled that rib...I can only imagine where I would be by now without all the wives, probably a happy millionaire.

[Wolferz]

by Armistead... Why God pulled that rib...I can only imagine where would be by now without all the wives, probably a happy millionaire.
You're just a glutton for punishment aren't you?:hmmm: But, I bet you loved them all, until the shine wore off.:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Doe's your wife have sonic ears? The reason I started sitting on the head was I could get out of bed, walk to toilet, not turn on light, take aim, miss and my wife knew the exact second I hit the seat.

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?

Sounds like you've been round to my place....where did you plant the bug? :hmm2::)

[Jimbuna]

lets keep big brother out of the bathroom or next they will start dictating how many sheets you can use

Mine already worked out a solution for that...

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9376/k6aw.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/k6aw.png/)

[Armistead]

You're just a glutton for punishment aren't you?:hmmm: But, I bet you loved them all, until the shine wore off.:haha:

The shine din't wear off, it washed off the first shower during the honeymoon.

[Wolferz]

The shine din't wear off, it washed off the first shower during the honeymoon.

Kept her face in a jar by the door?:hmmm:

[Armistead]

Kept her face in a jar by the door?:hmmm:

She does now, won't leave home without it....her face, made up of course.

I told her I don't care. The other night I told her she still looked pretty in the dark. Somehow that didn't set right and another one of those nights I roll over acting like I can do without it..........:hmph:

[AVGWarhawk]

Necessity is the mother of invention!


http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20303801-having-trouble-with-your-aim-chinese-contraption-helps-you-pee-straight?lite

Help with aim!


http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130903-btw-CFPpeestraight-4a.photoblog600.jpg

[Wolferz]

Looks like a standard transmission funnel. Not a new invention, just repurposed. Is there nothing the Chinese won't steal?:haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

More like a beer bong.

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/beer_bong_f22.jpg

[Wolferz]

More like a beer bong.

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/beer_bong_f22.jpg

Now that you mention it... yeah it is a beer bong. Just what a drunken Chinese frat boy needs. A double duty apparatus.:doh:

[August]

I fought the toilet seat battle with the wife when we first started living together. After many bloody and destructive engagements I finally figured out a compromise that both of us can live with.

See the whole issue here is one of sloth. Us men don't want to think about putting the seat back down after peeing and women don't want to think about checking the status of the seat before squatting to pee.

My solution was to satisfy the wife's demand by remembering to put the seat back down afterwards but I also put down the seat cover so she is equally inconvenienced. The American way. :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet. :haha:

[Armistead]

Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet. :haha:

Yea. but then all that trouble keeping the dog water bowl filled. For my wife to require the lid up is selfish, to me and the dog.

Really, if you practice, it's easy to put the seat down as you sit or do as I do, just give it a kick.

[Wolferz]

Yup, the girls are all about love being a two way street with their half in the middle going against traffic. Collisions are unavoidable.:shifty: