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Platapus
08-17-13, 03:37 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/26/us/gun-robber-armed-with-bat/?iref=obinsite

Man armed with knife and bat attempts to rob a gun store.

(facepalm)

As the saying goes, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Or, in this case, don't try to hold up a gun store with a baseball bat and a knife.

Authorities in Oregon say a man who tried to rob a gun store outside of Portland was just so under-armed when he tried to pull off a heist Thursday afternoon. The suspect ended up on the ground, taking orders from the store manager who held the man at gunpoint until police came.


The would-be robber apparently was looking to step up his weaponry -- he smashed a glass display case at Discount Gun Sales and pulled a handgun from the display, the Washington County sheriff's department said in a news release.



The store manager then drew his own handgun and ordered the suspect to drop his bat, his 9-inch knife and the purloined handgun.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130726201421-mosley-story-body.jpg




Washington County deputies responded to the call and found the suspect on the floor when they arrived.


Derrick Mosley, 22, was being held at the Washington County, Oregon, jail, with bond set at $250,000, the sheriff's department said. He was charged with first degree robbery and unlawful possession of a firearm, according to the news release. Hey, Mr. Mosley, don't ya think it would be pretty standard for people working in a GUN store might have access to.. well... uh.. guns? :know:


I can't remember the last time I have been in a gun store when the employees were not carrying.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwrCnrJOm-A


A good defense against a pointed stick is a gun. :yep:


+1 on the DA charging him with "unlawful possession" of a firearm. He possessed it for about 10 seconds but that's long enough. :yep:


I think Mr. Mosely might have a tough time in prison

"Hey kid! Whatcha in for?"

"Armed robbery. I tried to knock over a gun store"

"What went wrong, kid?"

"I used a stick and a knife."

"Really......":nope:

Schroeder
08-17-13, 04:07 PM
Oh boy, that hurts.:dead:

Red October1984
08-17-13, 04:27 PM
Gun store...

Hmm...

I bet those are defenseless. :03:

Ducimus
08-17-13, 04:54 PM
Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

Wolferz
08-17-13, 05:03 PM
Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

Not smart enough.:har:

Red October1984
08-17-13, 05:06 PM
Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

+1

And I just wonder what made this guy think that if he breaks open a glass case and takes a display pistol...that it'll be loaded. :har:

Wolferz
08-17-13, 05:18 PM
+1

And I just wonder what made this guy think that if he breaks open a glass case and takes a display pistol...that it'll be loaded. :har:

Maybe he thought his skin tone would be enough to intimidate an armed shop keeper. It worked over at the Dairy Freeze with the waffle cone.:haha:

Red October1984
08-17-13, 05:34 PM
Maybe he thought his skin tone would be enough to intimidate an armed shop keeper. It worked over at the Dairy Freeze with the waffle cone.:haha:

:rotfl2:

Maybe there'll be magic bullets appear in the gun too.

And maybe he'll use the force.

Wolferz
08-17-13, 05:48 PM
:rotfl2:

Maybe there'll be magic bullets appear in the gun too.

And maybe he'll use the force.
A padawan should know better.

Maybe he thought he was Batman. He certainly looks like a dark knight.:03:

em2nought
08-17-13, 06:18 PM
Maybe he figured all gun store owners are racist, and they would now be afraid to shoot a black man. :D

mapuc
08-17-13, 07:06 PM
He is one of the candidate to be this year ADC

Markus

Jimbuna
08-18-13, 04:34 AM
He was charged with first degree robbery and unlawful possession of a firearm


and first degree stupidity.

Platapus
08-18-13, 10:07 AM
and first degree stupidity.

Dunno how it is in your country, but in the USA, this is, unfortunately, not a crime. :nope:

Jimbuna
08-18-13, 12:42 PM
Dunno how it is in your country, but in the USA, this is, unfortunately, not a crime. :nope:

Seriously?

Wolferz
08-18-13, 08:12 PM
Seriously?

He meant stupidity isn't a crime. If it were, we'd have every politician behind bars serving a life sentence.:haha:

Cybermat47
08-18-13, 08:16 PM
I thought it was a living Bat :doh:

Been watching too much Batman :haha:

em2nought
08-18-13, 11:35 PM
He meant stupidity isn't a crime. If it were, we'd have every politician behind bars serving a life sentence.:haha:

Concurrently with their sentences for treason. :up:

Jimbuna
08-19-13, 10:02 AM
He meant stupidity isn't a crime. If it were, we'd have every politician behind bars serving a life sentence.:haha:

Ah, right :oops:

Same crap over this side of the pond as well.