Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[Wolferz]

I'm talking practical jokes and the like.
Got a funny story of your practical jokes? Put 'em here.:up:

I'll start with,

THE GAS MASTER...

In my neighborhood we had a fellow who was always bragging about the gas mileage his vehicles provided him, to the point of obnoxious. He was always meticulous in tracking his Miles Per Gallon. So we set him up right after he had purchased a new car. When we stopped by to admire his new ride, naturally, he steered the conversation toward the gas mileage.
So we devised a plan to frustrate him to no end by first, adding five gallons to his tank under the cover of darkness every day for a week. Gasoline was $0.30 a gallon in those days. That Saturday he took the car to the filling station like always and it only needed a very small amount to fill the tank.
He was ecstatic and crowed about the mileage to anyone who would listen. Then, we stopped adding extra fuel. Within a very short time he had the car back at the dealership complaining that the car was guzzling gas after it's initial MPG WOW factor. It was all we could do to maintain a straight face when he related his troubles to us and complained that the shop, who found nothing wrong with the car, was staffed by morons that couldn't find their butts with both hands.
:arrgh!:

[BrucePartington]

I remember two from my teenage years.

-- On a Friday night I took my friends for some street fun.
I smeared some lubricating grease on the inside of a public telephone handle - the telephone itself, not the door
I wish I had a camera then, it really was Candid Camera night, live!
The phone booth was in a park, near a busy street. Many people going out with friends, dates, etc.
This well dressed guy wearing a suit and carrying a bouquet goes straight to the phone in a very determined and manly manner. He froze like a robot when he felt the grease squeezing through his fingers. He then turned the phone handle very carefully to see what it was, ever so gently approached his nose, and finally realized what it was. He then cleaned it very well and proceeded, securing the handle very gently between thumb and forefinger.

A few minutes later comes a loud woman. Feeling the grease between her fingers she throws it all up in the air and leaves, cursing until out of sight.

There were other victims, but not as funny.

-- One summer evening, I took a roll of toilet paper with me, and stretched a band/line across the end of an uphill, winding and narrow tunnel. It was one end of an old street, and this end was an under passage loop that went under the buildings, before merging into a larger street.
We hid and waited.

The first victim came driving a van. He stopped and then painfully drove back in reverse, and went away.

Later on comes a lady driving a small sedan. As the summer breeze hints at the fact that the "police" band/line was not that tightly stretched, she very carefully drives underneath it, ever so gently as not to damage it. The toilet paper line did not break.

Now comes a cab/taxi. He stops, takes a long hard look at it, and finally gets out to ascertain what it is.
Him being a taxi driver, it is no surprise how pale the two old ladies were at his rich and eloquent vocabulary, which could be heard at the other end of the street.

As teenagers we tend to do the silliest things, out of boredom.
Having nothing to do can sometimes be a very dangerous occupation.

[Red October1984]

I like messing with my friend in the computer lab.

Last year, we sat at the same computer (we do this year too...but I don't have any new ideas of what to do)

I changed the Microsoft Word autocorrect to change his name to "Loser" whenever he typed it for an assignment.

And of course I screenshot the desktop, set it as the background and hid the icons...

His reactions are priceless.

Next, not really a practical joke...but I'm going to go to McDonalds and buy a drink...but I'm going to pay only in pennies. :rotfl2: Can't wait to see the reaction.

[BrucePartington]

And of course I screenshot the desktop, set it as the background and hid the icons...
:haha::har::rotfl2:

[Stealhead]

We pulled millions of pranks on each other in the Air Force.A favorite of mine was to open someones locker I would take some para-cord and rig up a bucket that was full of water the rig was set up so when the door was opened it would tilt the bucket and dump out the water.:har:

That one was very sneaky because there was no way to tell that the door had been rigged.I know because I got the same people more than once and people did it to me a few times.

In Germany in the dorms there was a way to get into a locked room if they had the window tilted back(European style windows you can tilt them or open them like a door.)Well if you had long arms you could reach in and open the other window inwards like a door and get into the room even if they had the rolladen down because you could just go under the rolladen(they where plastic) .Germany also has lots of wild ferrets so you catch one of those then you get into someones room and you let the ferret go.Then when the intended victim comes home from the bar crawl he sobers quick,fast and in a hurry when he is greeted by a ferret.Works even better if he brought home a date.:rock:

[Cybermat47]

Germany also has lots of wild Dowlies so you catch one of those then you get into someones room and you let the Dowly go.Then when the intended victim comes home from the bar crawl he sobers quick,fast and in a hurry when he is greeted by a Dowly.Works even better if he brought home a date.:rock:

Fixed :har:

[Sailor Steve]

Neal Stevens is famous for his April Fool jokes. He hasn't done one since the best, three years ago.

This link will let you see all of them:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=166903

And this will let you read all the threads the last one generated:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=254

[Wolferz]

With an invisible rope.

A bunch of us bored guys would setup an imaginary road block on the busy street in front of our house. half of us on one side of the road and half on the other. When a car came along we all assumed a pantomime position of pulling a rope tight across the street. When each unsuspecting driver stopped for fear of hitting our barrier, we would all fall down and roll on the ground laughing.

Most motorists laughed with us. Some cursed us. Which only made us laugh louder and point at them.

[Wolferz]

The block I grew up on was a horse shoe shaped subdivision that intersected in two places with a main artery. There was a parallel street that bisected the horse shoe. Now on this street lived a friend of my brother's named Eddie who delivered newspapers. He lived on the corner of the bisection at the top of a small hill. Just down the hill on the opposite side lived a practical joker who liked to jump out and scare us when we assisted Eddie in delivering his paper.

One evening, we're in Eddie's garage just hanging out while he assembled all the sections of the Sunday edition. My brother started tying the rubber bands Eddie used to hold the papers together until he had a nice long rope of interlinked rubber bands. Then Eddie had a bright idea to get revenge on the practical joker. He fished around in a drawer and produced a very large steel washer that he tied to the end of the rubber band rope. Eddie sent my brother down to the guy's house to tie one end onto the scroll work of the aluminum storm door. Eddie stretched the rubber bands all the way to his house which was several homes away and across the street and sent my brother down to ring the doorbell and run. He did as instructed and Eddie waited a few seconds and turned loose of the washer. It literally whizzed as it flew through the air toward the door and it hit the thin bottom aluminum panel at the exact moment the guy opened his inner door. It sounded like a shotgun blast and the joker literally fell backwards into his living room. We all got a good laugh out of it. Even the practical joker who came out and yelled GOOD ONE!

The panel in his storm door had a huge dent in it but he didn't care.:rock:
He didn't bother trying to scare us anymore.:stare:

[Red October1984]

Oh....there was the time I strung fishing line up at chest height in the hallway...

:rotfl2: Brother's reaction was priceless.

[Stealhead]

See the counter to that is to have a can of silly string you spray it at an area suspected of having a trip wire.That was an idea developed to help find trip wires on traps in Iraq but it works just fine in less hazardous places.

Another pretty good one is rigging an air horn under an officer style chair then you have the person come in serious conversation like...."sit down" HOOOOOONK!!

One that I have done to my wife is rigging that water nozzle most kitchen sinks have the one used to spray off dishes and such .Well you take a rubber band ideally a clear one and you wrap that round the spray handle so that the trigger is pressed then you put the nozzle back in its place with the spray gun pointed towards the future user when they turn the facet handle they get their water in a torrent.I have rigged my friends to do so this many times as well.The best part is the torrent keeps up until the water is shut off with the typical reaction to be to get away from the torrent and not to close the faucet.

[Betonov]

Sitting behind a friend in class.
Started making sonar bleeps. He found it amusing since he knew about my obsession with submarines. The bleeps were geting more frequent.
At that time I yell WASSERBOMBE and slap both of his ears.

He wears hearing aid :arrgh!:

[Red October1984]

See the counter to that is to have a can of silly string you spray it at an area suspected of having a trip wire.That was an idea developed to help find trip wires on traps in Iraq but it works just fine in less hazardous places.

But you don't go doing that down every single hallway you walk. :03:

One that I have done to my wife is rigging that water nozzle most kitchen sinks have the one used to spray off dishes and such .Well you take a rubber band ideally a clear one and you wrap that round the spray handle so that the trigger is pressed then you put the nozzle back in its place with the spray gun pointed towards the future user when they turn the facet handle they get their water in a torrent.I have rigged my friends to do so this many times as well.The best part is the torrent keeps up until the water is shut off with the typical reaction to be to get away from the torrent and not to close the faucet.

I'd have tried that...but our nozzle doesn't work anymore.

Sitting behind a friend in class.
Started making sonar bleeps. He found it amusing since he knew about my obsession with submarines. The bleeps were geting more frequent.
At that time I yell WASSERBOMBE and slap both of his ears.

He wears hearing aid :arrgh!:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: How evil.

[Betonov]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: How evil.

You know what's the really funny part ??
The friend I did this to is a Subsim member :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

I changed the Microsoft Word autocorrect to change his name to "Loser" whenever he typed it for an assignment.

We had a Sgt in the RAF who always worded his disciplinary posters with 'You have been warned'.

Well, obviously we set it to become 'you have been warmed'.

You know what's the really funny part ??
The friend I did this to is a Subsim member :D

Has he been back here since his hello post? :hmmm:

[BrucePartington]

Not actually a PJ, rather something I did inadvertently, back in 1990.

From my 20's to my 30's I was big on off-roading and Land-Rovers.
At the time I had a Series III 88' Land-Rover. Sometimes I put the spare wheel over the bonnet.
For those less familiar with it, it looked like this
http://ipocars.com/imgs/a/c/s/q/q/land_rover__88_series_iii_station_wagon_1976_4_lgw .jpg

One late afternoon I was travelling through the country side to go visit with my paternal grandfather.
In a small village, the main road is downhill (the way I was going), and it crosses a train track.
Obviously the track is level.
Out of boredom, and familiar with the outstanding suspension flexibility (albeit hard), instead of coasting, I gunned it in 3rd gear.
While up in the air I spot a pedestrian walking towards me on my side of the road (country side road, no walkway).
I still remember the terror in is face as he jumped blindly onto a heap of brambles.
It must have taken a while for him to get out of there. He's probably still trying to hunt me down.

Before you brand me as a reckless driver, let me clarify that he was never in danger from me, he was not on my path. He was only terrified by the psychological effect of being surprised by the sight of a roaring Series III Land-Rover flying in his general direction.
And no I would not do that today.

[Wolferz]

You're not fooling us, Bruce.

I bet you aim at pedestrians who stand next to big puddles of water.:03:

Oh, by the way, it's called a Land Rover for a reason. Not an Air Rover. A Land Rover.

[Ducimus]

We pulled millions of pranks on each other in the Air Force.

Good god, don't get me started. Being in CE circles, i saw pranks that ranged from the simple turn of a knob, to involving heavy equipment.

Some examples off the top of my head:

- turning a radio knob up all the way after shutting off a work truck.

- a large zip tie borrowed from an electrician that was fastened on the drive shaft of a truck. Makes it sound like the U joint is out.

- Fire crackers thrown into the catch tray while wielding or cutting something. Once the splatter hit's it, the fire crackers go off, scaring the bejesus out of you. The smaller "chinese firecrackers" can make it sound like your having a flashback going into the gas lines of a cutting torch, which REALLY scares the crap out of you.

- Coming back from lunch and then finding your tool belt suspended 30 to 50 feet in the air from an I-beam.

- Finding your tool box glued to the floor with a tube of Henry's adhesive.

- Oxy-acetelyne bombs by using either a hospital condom, or an AAFES cup. Makes a large boom to scare the crap out of everyone.

- During an exercise, duck tape a sound sleeper to their cot and haul them outside somewhere and leave them.

etc etc.

[Red October1984]

You know what's the really funny part ??
The friend I did this to is a Subsim member :D

:rotfl2: That's great.

[Herr-Berbunch]

For those less familiar with it, it looked like this
.

Bruce, I'm perfectly familiar with Land Rovers :D -

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2334/crashme.jpg

[Red October1984]

Bruce, I'm perfectly familiar with Land Rovers :D -

Eh....Needs a good wash! :03:

[Stealhead]

Good god, don't get me started. Being in CE circles, i saw pranks that ranged from the simple turn of a knob, to involving heavy equipment.

Some examples off the top of my head:

- turning a radio knob up all the way after shutting off a work truck.

- a large zip tie borrowed from an electrician that was fastened on the drive shaft of a truck. Makes it sound like the U joint is out.

- Fire crackers thrown into the catch tray while wielding or cutting something. Once the splatter hit's it, the fire crackers go off, scaring the bejesus out of you. The smaller "chinese firecrackers" can make it sound like your having a flashback going into the gas lines of a cutting torch, which REALLY scares the crap out of you.

- Coming back from lunch and then finding your tool belt suspended 30 to 50 feet in the air from an I-beam.

- Finding your tool box glued to the floor with a tube of Henry's adhesive.

- Oxy-acetelyne bombs by using either a hospital condom, or an AAFES cup. Makes a large boom to scare the crap out of everyone.

- During an exercise, duck tape a sound sleeper to their cot and haul them outside somewhere and leave them.

etc etc.

One that we used to pull a lot we would wait for someone to finish up their reapirs on a unit then when they went it to have a supervisor sign off on it we would either disconnect a fuel line or a battery while they where gone.Of course the thing would not run and they sit there for a minute or two trying to figure out what went wrong.

I used to wait for someone to park a truck then when they left it unsupervised I would hop in and change the channel on the two way radio turn it up full blast I'd set the wipers to full speed.

Sometimes I would only change the two-way radio channel that was more of a dummy test in our job you should get calls regularly so if you have brains you notice that something is up fairly quickly.I had one guy come in two hours later and he was happy about how slow it was that day.I said "hey buddy attention to detail what channel are you on?"

[Red October1984]

Sometimes I would only change the two-way radio channel that was more of a dummy test in our job you should get calls regularly so if you have brains you notice that something is up fairly quickly.I had one guy come in two hours later and he was happy about how slow it was that day.I said "hey buddy attention to detail what channel are you on?"

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

That's great.

[BrucePartington]

Bruce, I'm perfectly familiar with Land Rovers :D -


It's sad to see one like that.

[Betonov]

There was once this guy, don't know what he was looking for there, that parked his car right onfront of the workshop doors and we couldn't get things we need in or out.
So we lifted his car with a forklift and set it between two containers. It took him almost an hour to wiggle himself out :arrgh!:

Another one involving a forklift. There's this hot designer and we knew she ends her shift on noon on fridays. So I parked a forklift infront of her car and my car behind it so close there's no way she could get out.
After an amusing 15min she finaly goes to us and asks (in a rather angry tone) if we could move the forklift.
''can't, I don't have the licence for a forklift'' I said
And when she was about to throw something at me I showed her the keys from the Clio and said ''I do have a licence for the car''
She smiled and never talked to me again :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's sad to see one like that.

Don't worry, it was fixed up and back on the roads about eight months later.

[Oberon]

My Dad told me of one he pulled at school, he and a mate stacked all the chairs in the assembly hall up on a stage in a manner that they all leant on one stack of chairs, which he then attached by string to the door leading into the room. Then he and his mate went up into the rafters above the hall and waited. Eventually someone would open the door, and the entire load of chairs would come cascading down off the stage. :haha:

As for myself, I've not done many, but I did once create a series of folders within folders on one of the school computers, with the top one named something like 'Killer Virus 2000' or something like that. The next day I go into the library and find the computer shut down with a note on it saying 'This computer has been infected with a virus'
Then at college I renamed icons on the desktop, I called Internet Explorer 'Bob', Publisher became 'Pub Crawler' or 'Down the Pub' and so on, well, someone in the IT department must have cottoned onto the theme because one day every single internet explorer icon on every networked computer was renamed to 'Fred', and I didn't do it! :haha:
I've also been almost caught out at work by the old 'cling film over toilet seat' trick. :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Once saw a police dog taken from an air conditioned van outside a station and taken indoors.

The look on the handlers face was priceless when he returned to the van and wondered how he'd explain he'd lost his dog.

[Red October1984]

As for myself, I've not done many, but I did once create a series of folders within folders on one of the school computers, with the top one named something like 'Killer Virus 2000' or something like that. The next day I go into the library and find the computer shut down with a note on it saying 'This computer has been infected with a virus'
Then at college I renamed icons on the desktop, I called Internet Explorer 'Bob', Publisher became 'Pub Crawler' or 'Down the Pub' and so on, well, someone in the IT department must have cottoned onto the theme because one day every single internet explorer icon on every networked computer was renamed to 'Fred', and I didn't do it! :haha:
I've also been almost caught out at work by the old 'cling film over toilet seat' trick. :timeout:

My school superintendent is stubbornly refusing to use any browser other than Internet Explorer.

I was going to change the shortcut to go to Google Chrome every time...or even restart the computer....

But...sadly, the computer restrictions are being strictly enforced this year and I won't get away with that.

[Sailor Steve]

I was wondering if I had ever played a practical joke on anybody. I had to go way back. When I graduated from eighth grade several of us picked up our favorite teacher's VolksWagen and stood it on its rear bumper, leaning against a fence. Of course once he had seen it we got it back down for him.

Many years later I did the same thing to a friend I worked with. He had a reserved parking space for his Porsche. It only took two of us to pick up the rear end and pull it across the parking lot to a different space. It wasn't like it was gone or anything, just...not where he'd left it.

[Cybermat47]

My school superintendent is stubbornly refusing to use any browser other than Internet Explorer.


WHAT?!

That's just wrong! That's absolutely disgusting! WHAT RIGHT DOES HE HAVE TO DO THAT?!

[WernherVonTrapp]

My practical jokes (at the police station) always seemed to be taken the wrong way, resulting in overblown reactions or outright investigations. Funny thing is that they paled in comparison to what the guys used to do to one another, and no one ever made a stir about those.
That aside, this was not much of a practical joke, but it sure caused a stir with the mayor.
When one of our new Police Chiefs was sworn in, as always, the news media was there to take a picture and write a story about it. The mayor took the newspaper clipping and hung it on our PBA bulletin board. When I heard about this, I asked if the mayor got permission from our PBA to hang the article on our bulletin board. I was told that he had not. I then proceeded to draw a mustache and glasses on the newspaper photo of our Chief, when nobody was looking, of course.
The next morning, as I was walking past the Chief's office, I heard the mayor inside, ranting and raving and calling for a full investigation while pounding his fist on the Chief's desk. I walked in, said that I heard quite a commotion and asked if everything was OK. The mayor exclaimed that everything was not OK and told me about the "desecration" of the Chief's picture on the bulletin board. I asked, you mean the PBA bulletin board? To which he replied "Yes!" I told him "I did it". When he asked why, I said because I thought it was funny but meant nothing malicious by it.
They tried to throw me under the bus but in the end, the contractual fact came out that no one is allowed to post or unpost anything on the PBA bulletin Board without explicit consent from the PBA.
Though neither of us had permission to change anything on the PBA board, at least I am a PBA member. The mayor is not.
Like I said, not much of a prank.:hmm2:

[Red October1984]

WHAT?!

That's just wrong! That's absolutely disgusting! WHAT RIGHT DOES HE HAVE TO DO THAT?!

He is adamant. I've tried convincing him....but no. :nope:

He does it his way....so I thought I'd try out my shortcut trick...but nobody else in the school knows how to do that and I'd be singled out immediately.

[Cybermat47]

He is adamant. I've tried convincing him....but no. :nope:

He does it his way....so I thought I'd try out my shortcut trick...but nobody else in the school knows how to do that and I'd be singled out immediately.

Show him this post from me!

HEY YOU! Did you know that Internet Explorer shows the latest celebrity gossip when it starts up?! Yeah, that's right, you're exposing the kids under your care to headlines like 'KATIE GETS 100 kg BOOBS', or 'STUNNING SEX TAPE, WATCH NOW!'?! Google Chrome has faster start-up time (1 second, compared to Internet Explorer's 30 seconds), so by refusing to use Google Chrome, you also waste student's time! Internet Explorer is a disgusting abomination, that is a scourge on the Internet!

[Red October1984]

Show him this post from me!

HEY YOU! Did you know that Internet Explorer shows the latest celebrity gossip when it starts up?! Yeah, that's right, you're exposing the kids under your care to headlines like 'KATIE GETS 100 kg BOOBS', or 'STUNNING SEX TAPE, WATCH NOW!'?! Google Chrome has faster start-up time (1 second, compared to Internet Explorer's 30 seconds), so by refusing to use Google Chrome, you also waste student's time! Internet Explorer is a disgusting abomination, that is a scourge on the Internet!

Can't show him the post...

Why?

"This is an unauthorized website." and I'll lose computer privileges and it'll be hard to pass Advanced Computer Applications without a computer.

Last year, they didn't enforce squat...I got off with a measly lunch detention once....

Once....

That was it.

This year, they're cracking down. :dead:

[soopaman2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PepRBMXKCFs
In my younger days.

Replacing vodka with vinegar, makes for a good laugh when someone drinks it.

Wetting and freezing a mattress outside, then putting it on your drunk buddies bed.

Defacating in someones pillowcase.
(was not me, but I did laugh)

Eyebrow shaving and the drawing of phalluses on peoples faces with permanent marker. (never pass out first)


Later life, boring and sober.

Letting out multiple cabbage farts in bed with the covers pulled over my wifes face.

Messing up the seat and mirrors in her car, sounds stupid, but damn it annoys her when I push the seat back, and twist up the mirrors. :har:

Sometimes when I open up a piece of mail in front of the old lady, I remark the AIDS/Hepatitus/Herpes/Ebola test did not go well.

Real knee slapper!:D

[desertstriker]

just a protion of my jokes and the ones that got pretty good responces or better than expected results

-I once coated the floor in the mens resteroom at my high school with vasiline
-for senior prank I filled small buckets of glitter to dump on people primarily targeting the ballet dancers since it was a fine arts school
- one of the science rooms i placed jars of yellow and green water with fake organs (heart brain liver etc) that when someone opened a cabinet it would fall out and break
- put wooden blocks under a persons car so it was slightly off the pavement and would not move even though the tires where moving. took 30 minuts for someone to finally look under the car.
-switched out the decaf coffe with caffinated or vise versa (an original)

[soopaman2]

desertstriker..I love your gags, but replacing my coffee with decaf, should give me rights to shoot you dead!:O:

I am writing my worthless congressman.

I work nights. ;)

[Wolferz]

We set our 7th grade chorus teacher's Volkswagon beetle up on some driveway barrier posts. She cried when she finally found it.

A co-worker and I spotted his wife going into a grocery store one afternoon and he quickly ran and moved her car over several rows. When she came out, she was carrying two heavy bags of groceries instead of using a cart. She was a small woman of almost midget proportion. The look of bewilderment on her face was priceless. Rob was an ass toward women in general and he treated his wife like crap even more so. He was going to leave her wandering the parking lot looking for the car until I finally convinced him to let her off the hook. Then, he points in the general direction and didn't even bother to assist her with her bags.

[desertstriker]

desertstriker..I love your gags, but replacing my coffee with decaf, should give me rights to shoot you dead!:O:

I am writing my worthless congressman.

I work nights. ;)
why thank you

you know the pitiful thing i only do it on the day time people. the night time people get the decaf to cafinated treatment :P but thats only because i think they need all the help they can get.

i for gotto mention the newspaper joke where the first section is that days paper but the rest would be yesterdays. i love it when i ask anything good and the guy says pretty much same as yesterday without knowing he is reading most of yesterdays paper.
then the other one is jelly packets under the toilet seat;) if one does not know how to remove stains well.... they screwed. Well when one sits on the seat the jelly packets explode and well your pants are around legs (hopefully) so they get hit. my favorite time was when someone had these really expensive jeans on they said thay paid $100 for them.

[soopaman2]

Your a good egg desertstriker.

humor is important.
Without humor, there is only misery, one thing we all got, but have no need of.

[Sailor Steve]

HEY YOU! Did you know that Internet Explorer shows the latest celebrity gossip when it starts up?!
Mine doesn't. I've never seen anything like that. Did you know that you can select what page will be your home page?

Google Chrome has faster start-up time (1 second, compared to Internet Explorer's 30 seconds)
I just opened a new session of IE. It took 3 seconds on my crappy eight-year old machine, and went straight to my selected home page, which only carries real news and weather.

So my question is, do you have any idea what you're ranting about?

[Jimbuna]

Google Chrome can also be a system resources hog unless it is finely tuned.

http://blogs.computerworld.com/20196/peeking_under_the_hood_of_chrome_browser_reveals_c pu_hog

[Stealhead]

Indeed it can and I do not like having to fine tune something to make it work well.
Not when it is software anyway...Now an engine or a refrigeration unit I love fine tuning those and I get paid nicely for doing the later.

With Chrome it seemed that I had to tweak things and it would be fast for a while then it would become a hog again back and forth I got tired of it.
I used Chrome for a bit but grew tired of having to do such things.
I prefer Firefox because it has No Script a wonderful little app.

[soopaman2]

More pranks!

Put a drop of ammonia into the tip of someones Cigs,

Instant cough.

I farted on an express elevator, 10 people, a few nice looking girls included had to smell my bowels for 50 floors.

They knew it was me, I was trying too hard and failing at not laughing.

I ate corned beef and cabbage, it was epically raunchy.

I am so proud of myself.

Screw you all, farts are hilarous... :)

[Wolferz]

It's ok, Soopaman. I did the same thing on a standard elevator in a five story building. I cut the cheese (courtesy of the WC lounge) just before reaching the ground floor and hurried out as a group of unsuspecting recipients stepped onto the elevator. Standing by the doors, my co-worker and I could hear the comments and gagging as the elevator went up, ending in a resounding THANK GOD!:haha:

[desertstriker]

since we are talking bad gas lol the worst thing is is being trapped in the elevator after eating White Castles. now this particular instance the elevator got stuck for about 10 minutes but in that time i became the most hated person in the elevator. the problem is people cant appreciate the sphinkter gasses.