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eddie
08-13-13, 01:25 PM
If you swim, wear trunks! If you don't wear trunks, it could be a bit dangerous, so you have been warned!:D

http://now.msn.com/pacu-fish-which-is-known-to-eat-testicles-is-found-in-sweden?ocid=ansnowex
Jimbuna
08-13-13, 01:48 PM
What a load of bollocks!!
vienna
08-13-13, 01:50 PM
Frankly, one would expect a neutered opinion...


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Wolferz
08-13-13, 02:17 PM
The story left me dangling.
Dowly
08-13-13, 02:21 PM
Swedish men have balls? :huh:
danasan
08-13-13, 02:42 PM
The Pacu is said to eat nuts normally (no pun intended)...
Jimbuna
08-13-13, 03:29 PM
So where is it going to end?

On a certain newsmans dinner plate I suspect :)
vienna
08-13-13, 03:31 PM
"Hey, Sven, why is your voice suddenly so high pitched?"...


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Jimbuna
08-13-13, 03:36 PM
"I ordered meatballs"
fireftr18
08-13-13, 03:38 PM
Swedish men have balls? :huh:

Not if they swim nude.

:gulp:
danasan
08-13-13, 03:42 PM
A quick Google image search brought me there (http://www.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.stripersonline.com/f/fb/fbe48f1b_Black_Pacu_0053_Ashley.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://christwire.org/2012/07/lesbian-atheists-invent-pacu-release-testicle-eating-fish-in-lake-yeager-illinois/&h=450&w=600&sz=50&tbnid=f1orKW3KgTS5jM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=139&zoom=1&usg=__RyTT6v28jKbi41KMfVElJQKSGq8=&docid=17bV_aauqBkN_M&sa=X&ei=SIwKUtKZJNOxhAe05oHwAQ&ved=0CFcQ9QEwBw&dur=13176).

That explains it all :nope::haha::o:hmmm::har:

CAUTION: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISC! (http://www.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.stripersonline.com/f/fb/fbe48f1b_Black_Pacu_0053_Ashley.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://christwire.org/2012/07/lesbian-atheists-invent-pacu-release-testicle-eating-fish-in-lake-yeager-illinois/&h=450&w=600&sz=50&tbnid=f1orKW3KgTS5jM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=139&zoom=1&usg=__RyTT6v28jKbi41KMfVElJQKSGq8=&docid=17bV_aauqBkN_M&sa=X&ei=SIwKUtKZJNOxhAe05oHwAQ&ved=0CFcQ9QEwBw&dur=13176)
WernherVonTrapp
08-13-13, 04:22 PM
"Local fishermen captured an 8-inch pacu — the first caught in Europe — sparking the warning for men to "keep your swimwear on."

Eight inches?!:haha: That's a not a Pacu. I used to be an aquarium hobbyist and would often see Pacus at my local aquarium supply store that were much, much larger.
(In my best "Crocodile" Dundee voice) Now that's a Pacu.
http://dawnontheamazon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mike-simms-giant-pacu-dawn-on-the-amazon-cafe.jpg

Though they sell them at aquarium stores (in NJ anyway) where they may only be a couple of inches in length, they are not constrained by aquariums size and can grow to mammoth proportions. Still, I'm surprised that they can survive the colder waters of Sweden.:hmmm:
Dowly
08-13-13, 04:24 PM
It could still eat your ****ing balls ffs. :dead:
WernherVonTrapp
08-13-13, 04:26 PM
It could still eat your ****ing balls ffs. :dead:
Yeah, so can a dog that's taken in off the streets, according to another thread I've read.:O:
Dowly
08-13-13, 04:29 PM
I dont like pacu's nor dogs, so my balls are safe, right? :hmmm:
WernherVonTrapp
08-13-13, 04:32 PM
They'll take fingers off as well, so it's not just the family jewels that need protecting.:03: