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Gerald
07-30-13, 11:39 AM
http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/_69023835_69023830_zpsfe20582f.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/_69023835_69023830_zpsfe20582f.jpg.html)
President Robert Mugabe has said he is confident of victory.

STEED! Have you talked about how he will win victory? :hmm2:


Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe has said he will quit after 33 years in power if he loses Wednesday's election.

"If you lose you must surrender," the Zanu-PF party leader said.

His remarks came as Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai's Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) party accused Zanu-PF of doctoring the voters' roll.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23507214


Note: 30 July 2013 Last updated at 15:19 GMT

STEED
07-30-13, 11:45 AM
Step down if defeated. :har::har::har:

That man will have his corpse stuffed after he snuffs it too stay in power.

Gerald
07-30-13, 11:59 AM
Do people know that you are a secret contributor, raging well throughout government,:O:

Spiced_Rum
07-30-13, 12:00 PM
I think that the RSA is due to have a vacancy soon for an old statesman, and Mugabe may want to rebrand his image with help from the PR men of the ANC. :06:

the_tyrant
07-30-13, 12:21 PM
My favorite big dic(tator).

Good luck Mugabe!



But honestly, I think too many politicians make the same mistake as Homer simpson, they just don't quit while their ahead. Seriously, to be a dictator, you need to dictate stuff all day long (its in the name). that's not a job I would like to do when I'm 90.

nikimcbee
07-30-13, 01:15 PM
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Needs more bling.

@Steed
Do you guys have matching jackets?

Jimbuna
07-30-13, 04:14 PM
Step down if defeated. :har::har::har:

That man will have his corpse stuffed after he snuffs it too stay in power.

LOL :):yep:

Wolferz
07-30-13, 07:35 PM
No no. The election is done and I win. See? I still have my feet.:O:

TarJak
07-31-13, 01:43 AM
Bob's asked STEEDif he'll stick his hand up his jacksie when he karks it so he can maintain the impression that he's still in control.

Jimbuna
07-31-13, 05:54 AM
The sad fact is this joker actually believes what he says and is convinced the rest of the planet does as well :)

TarJak
07-31-13, 07:08 AM
The sad fact is this joker actually believes what he says and is convinced the rest of the planet does as well :)

C'mon Jim, you shouldn't be so tough on STEED. He's a nice bloke really.:D

Jimbuna
07-31-13, 09:41 AM
C'mon Jim, you shouldn't be so tough on STEED. He's a nice bloke really.:D

There is one plus I suppose...nobody knows what STEED looks like :)

Gerald
08-01-13, 06:38 AM
Rigged elections .. why am I not surprised.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23530095

Note: Update record 1 August 2013 Last updated at 10:51 GMT

TarJak
08-01-13, 07:36 AM
Surprise surprise surprise. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_1Pw1xm9U)

http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/images/2008/08/18/gomer_pyle.jpg

Jimbuna
08-01-13, 10:05 AM
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BossMark
08-01-13, 10:28 AM
No surprise there then is there, simple election manifesto "vote for me or die"

Penguin
08-01-13, 10:35 AM
I hope this scumbag steps down into a deep, deep hole.

Jimbuna
08-01-13, 10:40 AM
I hope this scumbag steps down into a deep, deep hole.

Simply tell him it's a swimming pool.

http://jewishweb.co.za/weekends/the-big-hole-kimberley/the_big_hole_kimberely.JPG (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=mine+hole&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=8X35vgOeoZyrwM&tbnid=IqbLj5ofHJduoM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjewishweb.co.za%2Fweekends%2Fweek ends_big_hole_kimberely.htm&ei=OYH6UZPJA8bP0QW9lIHIAw&bvm=bv.50165853,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHw7foNPYrPo_ANTLERHHxqYeFW8A&ust=1375457963882233)

Penguin
08-01-13, 11:19 AM
Add some crocs, build some terraces for the relatives of his vics and we're done. :)

STEED
08-01-13, 11:25 AM
There is one plus I suppose...nobody knows what STEED looks like :)

And it will remain like that until you lot cough up my asking price in gold bars. :D


So is that twonk still in power, not seen any news this week far too busy.

nikimcbee
08-01-13, 12:41 PM
And it will remain like that until you lot cough up my asking price in gold bars. :D




Here you go Steed. Now where's the photo?

http://duhmerica.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/gold-bond-foot-n-body-powder.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Yl961BRVukW3mM&tbnid=BKjNDzk8tHxF5M:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fduhmerica.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F 12%2F11%2Fbecause-male-hygiene-is-important%2F&ei=UZ36UemkOJK0rgGVhoH4Bg&psig=AFQjCNF95sjNLrk38ke79Sa_AMnZvb_fcg&ust=1375465169959852)

Oh that wasn't what you wanted? My bad.

nikimcbee
08-01-13, 12:56 PM
There is one plus I suppose...nobody knows what STEED looks like :)

I can answer this.:03:

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Steed?

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The grouchy Steed

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Ji...I mean Steed?

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:hmmm:

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:hmmm::hmmm::o

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brony Steed?

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Just Shocking!

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Vote now. Which is Steed?:03:

Jimbuna
08-01-13, 02:24 PM
LOL :)

STEED
08-02-13, 01:31 PM
Git...:har::har::har::har::har::up: