Stupid, just stupid

[TarJak]

As if being pulled over for driving unregistered and unlicensed wasn't bad enough!:o
http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/driving-on-drugs--with-no-steering-wheel-20130723-2qgn4.html

[darius359au]

Well when all else fails the old vice grips should shift it....of course technically they shouldn't be used for steering a vehicle But at least they wont come off:doh:
He kind of holds to the stereotype of people who live in Northfield though ,our answer to trailer trash...

[troopie]

Hmmm, VP Commadore, good choice.

There was a young fella die in Perth quite some years back, trying to outrun the cops while trying to steer a stolen car using a shifter and the attachment nut on the steering column...:nope:. I guess this bloke has one up on him though, he survived.

[TarJak]

I'd like to know how he was getting any steering with two flat front tyres.:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Might be a good idea to attach those mole grips to another part of his anatomy till he comes to his senses :)

[AVGWarhawk]

I have heard of custom cars but I don't think this is what they meant. :88)

[Wolferz]

Insane in the membrain. Everybody knows that if you don't have a steering wheel, you use two pairs of vise grips in opposition at 10:00 and 2:00.:O:

[soopaman2]

The vise grips I see no problem with, the driving all doped up is the bad part.

Not everyone is wealthy enough to fix the car,:D


On a side note, as the destroyer of multiple cars, how do you break the steering wheel?

What in the hell were they doing in that car, to break the steering wheel to begin with?

[AVGWarhawk]

The vise grips I see no problem with, the driving all doped up is the bad part.

Not everyone is wealthy enough to fix the car,:D




Maybe if they save that dope money they can fix the car. Sure, throw logic in their face. :doh:

[nikimcbee]

Note: Now changing all "redneck" jokes to Aussie.

You might be an aussie if....[insert joke here].


Now introducing Geoff Foxhunter, You might be an Aussie if...

[STEED]

Might be a good idea to attach those mole grips to another part of his anatomy till he comes to his senses :)

His penis? If he has one that is too say.

[TarJak]

Goolies. I think he meant his goolies.

[Jimbuna]

Goolies. I think he meant his goolies.

Your right but either would do I suppose :)

[troopie]

The vise grips I see no problem with, the driving all doped up is the bad part.

Not everyone is wealthy enough to fix the car,:D


On a side note, as the destroyer of multiple cars, how do you break the steering wheel?

What in the hell were they doing in that car, to break the steering wheel to begin with?

After-market steering locks; they were the rage a few years back. They were a key activated extendible rod with oposing hooks that prevented the perp from turning the wheel.

Trouble was all you had to do to circumvent was remove the steering wheel....and then find another way to steer the car. Went on quite a bit.

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of about ten years back....I took the car in for a service before going to a conference in Manchester. The garage was late in finishing the work so I told them to leave the car on the forecourt and I'd pick it up on my way to Manchester using my spare set of keys.

Picked the car up as planned and upon leaving the car in my allocated parking space I put the wheel clamp on then almost immediately realised my spare set of car keys didn't include a spare wheel clamp key :/\\!!

Cost me £120 to have the AA come out and sort it :oops:

[danasan]

What frightens me the most is having the steering on the wrong side of the car... :D

[Jimbuna]

There is only one correct side....the 'right' side :)

[BrucePartington]

There is only one correct side....the 'right' side :)
And "rightly" so :sunny:
http://www.worldstandards.eu/driving%20on%20the%20left.htm

[danasan]

I was once honoured with an army vehicle when being a liaison officer at the 1st Royal Anglian Regiment in Salisbury plains. I was glad to have a couple of driving lessons first.

"If you are going to turn around in a roundabout..." :88)

After that, I was trying hard to enter a roundabout in Germany YOUR way.

[Sailor Steve]

There is only one correct side....the 'right' side :)
Funny, you don't seem to feel that way about steering wheels. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Funny, you don't seem to feel that way about steering wheels. :O:

You just keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road matey...I'm already spoken for :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Funny, you don't seem to feel that way about steering wheels. :O:

He doesn't matter as long as the chauffer can drive ok, and he's 20' back sipping champagne.

[Jimbuna]

He doesn't matter as long as the chauffer can drive ok, and he's 20' back sipping champagne.

That was when I met Mr Wolfram in 2008 at Houston (George Bush) Airport :D

[troopie]

Of Wolfram Alpha fame? :hmmm:

[TarJak]

No Wolfrang of Jimbuna's 2008 great limo hijack fame. http://subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=143312

[Herr-Berbunch]

Going back OT - He could've used an old Nintendo controller!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23443215 :o

[Jimbuna]

No Wolfrang of Jimbuna's 2008 great limo hijack fame. http://subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=143312

^:har:

[TarJak]

Going back OT - He could've used an old Nintendo controller!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23443215 :o

He was too stoned to put that in place.:har:

[Jimbuna]

He was too stoned to put that in place.:har:

Ya cheeky bloody bed wetter :stare:

[TarJak]

Ya cheeky bloody bed wetter :stare:

Wasn't talking about you, ya whinging pom.:D I was talking about the stupid duffer who was driving with a pair of vice grips as a steering wheel, not being able to work out how to plug the nintendo controller into his car.

[troopie]

No Wolfrang of Jimbuna's 2008 great limo hijack fame. http://subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=143312

:haha: Great yarn!

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely :smug: