My New Neighbour

[Jimbuna]

Probably only known to a few Brits on here (Google is your friend).

For those who know of the former Geordie footballer Paul Gascoigne you may remember possibly his closest friend Jimmy '5 bellies' Gardner.

Well I was putting my rubbish bin out last night when a voice from the garden next door asked me "Which colour bin is it tomorrow? I'm new here"

When I looked over the gate there he was...my new neighbour.

[STEED]

Late night drinking and farting is on the cards for you two. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Haven't renewed the season ticket yet...just wondering if I need to :03:

[BossMark]

Went to watch Leeds play at Sunderland about 12 years ago and we stopped at a pub it was near the seaside and Jimmy '5 bellies' Gardner was working behind the bar he seemed a decent bloke.

So as STEED says enjoy your late nights.:D

[Red October1984]

Nice!! :salute:

Enjoy! :woot:

[Schroeder]

Haven't renewed the season ticket yet...just wondering if I need to :03:
You need tickets for drinking and farting in the UK?:D

[Jimbuna]

You need tickets for drinking and farting in the UK?:D

Not really sure but you do for football games and this guy probably has very good internal connections :03:

[eddie]

I suppose Scotland Yard will be keeping an eye on you two every Friday night,lol

[Jimbuna]

^ LOL :03:

[eddie]

If you two don't behave yourselves, you might get sentenced to 10 days in Liverpool!!

[TarJak]

http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/newsmediaimages.com-paul-gascoigne-drunk.jpg
You are in for some fun Jim.

[Jimbuna]

LOL, I'm wondering if Gazza will turn up one day :)

[BossMark]

LOL, I'm wondering if Gazza will turn up one day :)
I suppose he could and I bet he wont be sober :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I suppose he could and I bet he wont be sober :haha:

There lies the problem I fear :-?

[Fubar2Niner]

Enjoy the 'grog' mate, you know it makes sense :()1::()1::()1:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Egan]

Probably only known to a few Brits on here (Google is your friend).

For those who know of the former Geordie footballer Paul Gascoigne you may remember possibly his closest friend Jimmy '5 bellies' Gardner.

Well I was putting my rubbish bin out last night when a voice from the garden next door asked me "Which colour bin is it tomorrow? I'm new here"

When I looked over the gate there he was...my new neighbour.

No way!

Wonder whether he'd be willing to come back to Rangers? :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Light a barbecue, open your front door and crack open a tin nice - Gazza will soon sniff it out.

Wear a box though, just in case.

[Jimbuna]

I think we may be on crossed lines here....Jimmy 5 bellies is my new neighbour, not Gazza :)

[Egan]

I think we may be on crossed lines here....Jimmy 5 bellies is my new neighbour, not Gazza :)

Meh. Well, never mind. :D

Go and ask him if he'll play for Rangers, then...can't be any worse than the players we've got these days.

[Jimbuna]

Meh. Well, never mind. :D

Go and ask him if he'll play for Rangers, then...can't be any worse than the players we've got these days.

If they're in a league sponsored by a brewer I reckon he'd accept :)

[TarJak]

LOL, I'm wondering if Gazza will turn up one day :)

He's got to visit his old mate at some point. Just get the barbie and beers ready in case he does.

[eddie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/Holmes.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/Holmes.jpg.html)

Well Watson, it looks like this Buna fellow has a new partner in crime, we will need help getting these two hooligans. Get in touch with Inspector Lewis and Hathaway

Sorry Holmes, but it seems Lewis and hathaway are busy with a personal matter at the moment-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/lewis1_zpsf0288572.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/lewis1_zpsf0288572.jpg.html)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/lewis2_zps1c0da5b7.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/lewis2_zps1c0da5b7.jpg.html)



Well Watson, contact Chief Inspector Foyle, he'll help us I'm sure of it!
Sorry Holmes, old boy, seems to be some cunfusion as to where Foyles Loyalties lie, I doubt that is the Royal Palace Guard that he is standing in front of!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/Foyle_zpscfd15acb.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/Foyle_zpscfd15acb.jpg.html)

Then Watson, get a hold of that little Frenchman Hercule Poirot!
Are you sure Holmes, he's a touchy little bastid!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/Poirot8_zps4b3cbf1c.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/Poirot8_zps4b3cbf1c.jpg.html)

I am not a bloody little Frog! I'm a bloddy little Belgian!! And I don't have any time for such mundane matters like this Buna character! I'm much to busy with important cases!



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Well there you have it Holmes, now you know what I have been putting up with all these years! I'd like to take that little Belgian, and use him for a bloody anchor on me boat!

Right then! I'll meet you two in Newcastle in the morning, and we'll have these two in irons before the sun sets!:D

[STEED]

:haha::haha::har:

[Jimbuna]

:o:oops:


:har:

[BossMark]

Dont expect Gazza calling yet Jim

http://news.sky.com/story/1118604/paul-gascoigne-faces-assault-charges

[Jimbuna]

I doubt he'll ever learn :nope: