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Feuer Frei!
06-26-13, 05:07 AM
Politics in Australia is laughable.
Kevin Rudd has ousted Prime Minister Julia Gillard as leader of Australia's Labor party.
He won 57 votes in a leadership ballot called by Ms Gillard. Ms Gillard received 45 votes.3 years of Gillard, who backstabbed Rudd and did a worse job than what Rudd did before her.
Now we've gone full circle, Rudd finally gets the votes to contest the leadership.
Bah! What a joke.
Go Liberals.
T. Abbott will STILL have a field day and the Labour Party will still suffer a heavy heavy loss at the Federal Election.
Good. Down with Unions!
And down with misapropriation of funds.
The Surplus which the Liberals built up, and Labour, as per usual ran into a deficit.
What a joke.
source (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23061391)
Pleased to see the back of Dullard and also great to see Senator Stephen Conjob resigning as the inept Minister for Miscommunication.:yeah:
But back to the future with KRudd? Seriously? Have they developed collective amnesia as to why they stabbed him in the back three years ago?:down:
Hope to hear tomorrow that the election will be brought forward to August to allow us to give KRudd the elbow.
Mind you the MadMonk is not much of an option either, but at least a couple of his mob can add up.
Betonov
06-26-13, 08:28 AM
So your failure of a PM was voted out of the office and replaced by another failure of a PM, which was ousted and replaced by the first failure of a PM ???
Copycats, we've done it 2 years ago and not only that we've done full circle, we ousted the PM and replaced it with another failure of a PM :O:
Jimbuna
06-26-13, 09:27 AM
Pleased to see the back of Dullard and also great to see Senator Stephen Conjob resigning as the inept Minister for Miscommunication.:yeah:
But back to the future with KRudd? Seriously? Have they developed collective amnesia as to why they stabbed him in the back three years ago?:down:
Hope to hear tomorrow that the election will be brought forward to August to allow us to give KRudd the elbow.
Mind you the MadMonk is not much of an option either, but at least a couple of his mob can add up.
Sounds as chaotic as our lot over here....don't vote, it only encourages the buggas :03:
troopie
06-26-13, 10:11 AM
Okay, I gotta try and keep this breif as I need to hit the hay, been at the pub watching Qld. crush the Blues :D and I'm starting a new new job tomorrow :doh:.
Personally, I'm sad to see her go. Yes, I know labor made some silly decisions whilst in power but overall I'm proud of what they have achieved regarding the bigger picture.
I saw promise in the labor government untill Rudd started spruiking his 'big Australia' policy. That's about when Gillard took controll. Honestly, anyone with his head out of his arse can see that the world is over populated and that resources are being squandered with potentially catastrophic consequences.
Since she came to power Gillard has introduced: the 'resources tax' (i work in the resources sector mind you) (so now we stand to make some money from the ground we dig up and sell to the Chineese), The carbon trading scheme (which I'm proud as punch of), Showing the world we are prepared to leed the way in tackling climate change, allbeit with a floored system but that has paved the way for other nations to improve on what we tried.:up:
So much to say but flagging quick;
What a gutsy leader, shes got my vote anyday.
And....seriously, Abbott? Every time he opens his mouth he makes himself look like an idiot!
As far as a laughing stock goes, I'm happy with our government; the opposition, however, may well be your laughng stock for all of time.
nikimcbee
06-26-13, 11:36 AM
So your failure of a PM was voted out of the office and replaced by another failure of a PM,
They are using the US model of politics.:shifty:
That's okay, Reece voted for her, soley for her knitting skillz.:haha:
nikimcbee
06-26-13, 11:37 AM
In regards to the thread title, I thought this was going to be another cricket thread.:har:
Jimbuna
06-26-13, 11:41 AM
In regards to the thread title, I thought this was going to be another cricket thread.:har:
Well it's certainly got me stumped :)
soopaman2
06-26-13, 11:44 AM
I am just glad to see you are all as messed up as the rest of us.
Misery loves company.
You can keep the Welsh Bitch, we don't want her back got that.
nikimcbee
06-26-13, 03:14 PM
You can keep the Welsh Bitch, we don't want her back got that.
Don't be such a drama queen Steed. You know, if she knit you a sweater, you'd wear it with pride.:up:
Wolferz
06-26-13, 04:03 PM
Oy, at least your government didn't have one of it's dirtiest little secrets outed by a junior analyst.
You have some catching up to do.:shucks:
Herr-Berbunch
06-26-13, 06:58 PM
She may not have been the ideal 'Dear Leader' for Oz, but I think only DPRK actually get that. For the countries in the rest of the world we get some half-arsed, money grabbing, responsibility-shirking expletive no matter who we voted for.
At least she's not 'W'. :yeah:
I'm just pleased she's history.
Herr-Berbunch
06-27-13, 01:34 AM
I'm just pleased she's history.
So was Kev, once. :O:
Jimbuna
06-27-13, 06:06 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rryc7qJd1qe3xv5o1_500.png (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=gillard%2Bfunny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=iYXuBwnK0Em_AM&tbnid=hVvjepwy9qoNuM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Faustral ian%2520government&ei=pBzMUZL_Cqmi0QWBl4GYBA&bvm=bv.48340889,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNH2ZJWygpTA-WaZri7gG0mHGvB4NA&ust=1372417543358669)
Good news for Julia Gillard I know someone here who wants to have as he puts it...Hot raunchy filthy pervert sex with her.
I can't post what he wants to do to her its just far to filthy to say.
Jimbuna
06-27-13, 03:52 PM
Good news for Julia Gillard I know someone here who wants to have as he puts it...Hot raunchy filthy pervert sex with her.
I can't post what he wants to do to her its just far to filthy to say.
Thank you for the insight Mr. STEED :D
Good news for Julia Gillard I know someone here who wants to have as he puts it...Hot raunchy filthy pervert sex with her.
I can't post what he wants to do to her its just far to filthy to say.
So is she returning your calls?:O:
THE_MASK
06-28-13, 03:34 AM
Politics in Australia is laughable.
3 years of Gillard, who backstabbed Rudd and did a worse job than what Rudd did before her.
Now we've gone full circle, Rudd finally gets the votes to contest the leadership.
Bah! What a joke.
Go Liberals.
T. Abbott will STILL have a field day and the Labour Party will still suffer a heavy heavy loss at the Federal Election.
Good. Down with Unions!
And down with misapropriation of funds.
The Surplus which the Liberals built up, and Labour, as per usual ran into a deficit.
What a joke.
source (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23061391)Why dont you like workers unions ?
Wolferz
06-28-13, 04:29 AM
Here you go boyos....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/richestwomanintheworifkdkdkd.jpg
Put this little lady in charge and she'll cure all your problems.:D
At the very least, there would be less talk of hot raunchy filthy perverted sex.:03:
Unfortunately, your minimum wage would be reduced to a dollar a day, unless you're willing to provide hot raunchy filthy perverted sex. Then you get two dollars.
She's not running but Clive is:
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/04/26/1226630/007745-clive-palmer.jpg
With him you'll get $2 per day without the sex.
Herr-Berbunch
06-28-13, 06:33 AM
With him you'll get $2 per day without the sex.
Phew, he gets my vote then.
And he's building a replica of the Titanic! Who wouldn't vote for someone like that?
Me.
Feuer Frei!
06-28-13, 07:36 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/richestwomanintheworifkdkdkd.jpg
Ah good ole Gina Reinhart. Ain't she a peach...
If i didn't know any better i'd ask if she was a she.
Wolferz
06-28-13, 07:54 AM
Ah good ole Gina Reinhart. Ain't she a peach...
If i didn't know any better i'd ask if she was a she.
If I had to choose a rich heiress, I'd opt for Tamara Ecclestone.:yeah:
Julia Gillard you have to stay put as I told him you were Welsh.
His answer....Welsh I rather stick my head in a lions mouth.
BTW: Not my type, shes too shifty looking.
Wolferz
06-28-13, 12:32 PM
Gina wasn't bad looking in her younger days.
I guess all that money went to her head... her neck... her waist...her arms...her legs... etc etc ad nauseum.:Kaleun_Sick:
Got more chins than a Frisco phone book.
Jimbuna
06-28-13, 01:09 PM
She's not running but Clive is:
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/04/26/1226630/007745-clive-palmer.jpg
With him you'll get $2 per day without the sex.
Looks like STEEDS type :)
Wolferz
06-28-13, 01:23 PM
She's not running but Clive is:
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/04/26/1226630/007745-clive-palmer.jpg
With him you'll get $2 per day without the sex.
I dunno. He looks like he would screw ya in a heartbeat with that bad comb over and the adopted chin.:huh:
BossMark
06-28-13, 03:00 PM
If most of you Aussies think your government is a load poop, then we could send you toff boy and Gideon and the rest of the toffs, :haha: after a few weeks you will be begging for your old one back :yep:
Just waiting for KRudd to make up his tiny mind about what date the election will be. Then we'll have our own toff boys in charge who will be just as bad if not worse than yours and the cycle of wanting to gt rid of them will start again for another 3 years.:88)
Has to be before November 30 and he's already indicated he won't be going early.:/\\!!
Herr-Berbunch
06-28-13, 06:10 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NVbGxxojoV0/TNM8xcP2UfI/AAAAAAAACFs/RJb9lszPfTg/s1600/chinese+prisoners+voting.jpg
Which was is TarJak?
Just waiting for KRudd to make up his tiny mind about what date the election will be. Then we'll have our own toff boys in charge who will be just as bad if not worse than yours and the cycle of wanting to gt rid of them will start again for another 3 years.:88)
Has to be before November 30 and he's already indicated he won't be going early.:/\\!!
When Toffs rule we the people under them are bled dry and treated like dirt. Trust me we got one big Bastard Toff and his vile pigs who worship money ransacking the UK now.
Like all Toffs they have it all and still they want more. :nope:
Time for a world wide revolution against the Toffs of the world.
troopie
06-29-13, 08:39 AM
Just waiting for KRudd to make up his tiny mind about what date the election will be. Then we'll have our own toff boys in charge who will be just as bad if not worse than yours and the cycle of wanting to gt rid of them will start again for another 3 years.:88)
Has to be before November 30 and he's already indicated he won't be going early.:/\\!!
Honestly, with all due respect, your constant aggresive slagging of the government is wearing a little thin. You've bagged out Gillard in a very personal fashion all along and know you're bagging out Rudd. I suspect your grudge is actually with the party, not the leader. Governments come and go; we all have to accept that. Villifying a party because you resent the fact they won is not in the least bit constructive nor particulary mature.
You're calling Rudd "tiny minded", does that mean you consider Abbott an intellectual? Please...
BossMark
06-29-13, 01:09 PM
Time for a world wide revolution against the Toffs of the world.
Yep just give me chance to finish my supper and I'll be right with you :yeah:
Yep just give me chance to finish my supper and I'll be right with you :yeah:
:har:
Lock & load people..Open season on Toffs. :ping:
Spiced_Rum
06-29-13, 01:46 PM
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I would prefer open season on the chavs instead.
Jimbuna
06-29-13, 02:21 PM
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"It's quite safe darling...you can take the lead position".
Honestly, with all due respect, your constant aggresive slagging of the government is wearing a little thin. You've bagged out Gillard in a very personal fashion all along and know you're bagging out Rudd. I suspect your grudge is actually with the party, not the leader. Governments come and go; we all have to accept that. Villifying a party because you resent the fact they won is not in the least bit constructive nor particulary mature.
You're calling Rudd "tiny minded", does that mean you consider Abbott an intellectual? Please...
Did you actually read the post you quoted? Abbott is a vile creature whose policies will cause misery to thousands of Australians. I don't like politicians of any ilk. Those that want to govern are usually not worthy to do so.
troopie
06-30-13, 06:37 AM
Did you actually read the post you quoted? Abbott is a vile creature whose policies will cause misery to thousands of Australians. I don't like politicians of any ilk. Those that want to govern are usually not worthy to do so.
Yeah, sorry mate, I did indeed misread your post; I was pretty pissed when I wrote that. But your "tiny minded" quote really didn't sit well with me.
Our choice this election is between a poo sandwich and poo on toast. Eat up Australia.:dead:
Our choice this election is between a poo sandwich and poo on toast. Eat up Australia.:dead:
Do you want mustard with that?
Do you want mustard with that?
Curry sauce with extra chiili thanks.
Jimbuna
06-30-13, 10:56 AM
Our choice this election is between a poo sandwich and poo on toast. Eat up Australia.:dead:
That's all most politicians serve up these days...verbal diarrhoea :hmm2:
Wolferz
06-30-13, 07:26 PM
We the unwilling lead by the unqualified have done so much with so little for so long that now we are expected to do everything with nothing.
It's hard to choose the lesser of two evils when the only choices are equally evil.
I'd suggest casting null ballots. That way there's always a one to one tie.
Only problem is all the sheople who get brainwashed by these political turds.
Flush them all and let's see what happens. Most likely stopped up plumbing and an overflowing toilet.
That's all most politicians serve up these days...verbal diarrhoea :hmm2:
A. Politician who dose work for the people, very few a far between.
B. Career Politician who lies cheats steals and craps on without a care in the world who's lives they destroy, plenty of these and lots lots lots more to come.
Jimbuna
07-01-13, 03:09 PM
Time to become a politician then :)
nikimcbee
07-01-13, 03:34 PM
We need more..A
Sounds like you're ready to move "Down Undah" and be the gubner then.:up:
We'll build you a big mansion in Alice Springs, and you can rule over your new empire.:salute: Just watch out for Reece though....
http://pinkblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/celebrity-pictures-jamie-farr-men-pink.jpg
OK Jim what's yur plan for the Australian economy? A Newcastle Brown Ale led recovery?
Our choice this election is between a poo sandwich and poo on toast. Eat up Australia.:dead:
That sums it up pretty well!!!:up:
nikimcbee
07-01-13, 09:40 PM
By Newcastle, you mean Fosters, right?:D
Can I interest you in a yummy sandwich Niki??:hmmm:
Jimbuna
07-02-13, 09:41 AM
OK Jim what's yur plan for the Australian economy? A Newcastle Brown Ale led recovery?
Count me in...we'll switch the production from Yorkshire straight away :)
Herr-Berbunch
07-02-13, 09:55 AM
Count me in...we'll switch the production from Yorkshire straight away :)
To where? (New) South Wales? :hmmm:
Jimbuna
07-02-13, 11:08 AM
To where? (New) South Wales? :hmmm:
Don't be silly....Newcastle (New) South Wales :03:
nikimcbee
07-02-13, 11:41 AM
Can I interest you in a yummy sandwich Niki??:hmmm:
I'm not going to fall for that trick....
wait what kind of sandwich?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX0QlHWnceQ
We can send you one big dildo called David Cameron if you like.
BTW: We don't take returns. :har:
You can keep him thanks for the offer but you can take Dullard back to Wales if you don't mind.
@Jim Newcastle New South Wales does have the facilities to start production immediately.http://www.bluetongue.com.au/Home.aspx
@Niki Just close your eyes and think of Vegemite. :D
BossMark
07-02-13, 11:29 PM
We can send you one big dildo called David Cameron if you like.
BTW: We don't take returns. :har:
And as I have said before you can have his mate Ponzi Gideon and that idiot Clegg :yep:
I would gladly send all the bloody Toff scum down under free of charge.
Jimbuna
07-03-13, 11:08 AM
I would gladly send all the bloody Toff scum down under free of charge.
I thought we done that a couple hundred years ago.
I thought we done that a couple hundred years ago.
Sent the wrong ones.
Jimbuna
07-03-13, 11:21 AM
Sent the wrong ones.
Are you sure? :hmm2:
You've never met TarJak :O:
Are you sure? :hmm2:
You've never met TarJak :O:
I don't think TarJak is a Toff. :)
You don't know the half of it. :03:
Didn't the toffs send the cream of UK down here to get some sun? Toff boy and his crew would love a paid vacation down here. Why not come yourself to get away?
Herr-Berbunch
07-04-13, 02:11 AM
Cheers, I'd love to. You book (and pay for) the tickets and I'll just turn up. :D
Jimbuna
07-04-13, 05:03 AM
You don't know the half of it. :03:
Didn't the toffs send the cream of UK down here to get some sun? Toff boy and his crew would love a paid vacation down here. Why not come yourself to get away?
Oh please...don't make me post that video of the night in Houston :D
:03:
Cheers, I'd love to. You book (and pay for) the tickets and I'll just turn up. :D
Its STEED's shout.:Kaleun_Cheers:
I would gladly send all the bloody Toff scum down under free of charge.
Don't threaten us, we have enough crap here as it is!!!:nope:
Don't threaten us, we have enough crap here as it is!!!:nope:
Hence the sandwiches.:D
Jimbuna
07-07-13, 08:44 AM
The Wallabies aren't exactly helping matters :)
Don't threaten us, we have enough crap here as it is!!!:nope:
What threat, your love him, trust me. :shifty: :har:
The Wallabies aren't exactly helping matters :)
I doubt that the cricket team will either.
Jimbuna
07-09-13, 09:10 AM
I doubt that the cricket team will either.
I'm not all that sure...a couple of ours don't perform as expected and a couple of yours play better than expected.
Could yet be an interesting tussle.
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