German lawyer sues british secret agency GCHQ

[Catfish]

Unfortunately only in german (yet):

http://www.heise.de/tp/artikel/39/39382/1.html

I wonder what the outcome will be :haha:

[HundertzehnGustav]

Geile scheisse!!!

ich hoffe er wird reich und die briten Sauer.

[Oberon]

Geile scheisse!!!

ich hoffe er wird reich und die briten Sauer.

Sie wissen, dass die Moderatoren kommen und erhalten Sie für die Vereidigung...

[Catfish]

The only problem is that german law might not be accepted, in England.
But then this kind of eavesdropping certainly violates EU and international law. Not that anybody cares, be it NSA, GCHQ or BND)


"To
Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ)

(-address and telefax number of no concern, the recipient will receive it anyway)
.
.
.
Should he be successful with his prosecution, the lawyer already announced to take a photograph of his buns before eating, send it to jounalists, and then admonish the GCHQ making them liable to pay costs."

I don't know whether i got that juristic jargon right though :hmm2:

[Schroeder]

Sie wissen, dass die Moderatoren kommen und erhalten Sie für die Vereidigung...
Please, don't use Google Translator!:wah:
The sentence doesn't make sense like that.:dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Please, don't use Google Translator!:wah:
The sentence doesn't make sense like that.:dead:

Then give him a crash course in German.

And me.

And anyone else who regularly needs a handy little translator to get the gist of something. :yep:

[Schroeder]

He crashes often enough, I don't need to help him there.:O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I didn't like to say. :D

Maybe I shouldn't have used the term crash course for Oberon, the class would just end up a burning wreckage.

Just a 'quick' course then. How should it have been written? Obviously you understand what he's trying to say so it can't be that bad.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't like to say. :D

Maybe I shouldn't have used the term crash course for Oberon, the class would just end up a burning wreckage.

Just a 'quick' course then. How should it have been written? Obviously you understand what he's trying to say so it can't be that bad.

Ve have vays of making you pay!!

[STEED]

News just in...Luftwaffe bombs GCHQ. :O:

[Schroeder]

Obviously you understand what he's trying to say so it can't be that bad.
It is that bad as the translator is using a wrong word which doesn't make sense in this context. Furthermore I'm not 100% sure what he tried to say. It was probably along the lines that the moderators won't condone swearing but the German sentence doesn't actually say that at all let alone that the grammar is all over the place as well.

[Oberon]

It is that bad as the translator is using a wrong word which doesn't make sense in this context. Furthermore I'm not 100% sure what he tried to say. It was probably along the lines that the moderators won't condone swearing but the German sentence doesn't actually say that at all let alone that the grammar is all over the place as well.

I think I've found your next job...ring Google HQ and smartass them to death! :O:

[Catfish]

Oberon wrote:
"Sie wissen, dass die Moderatoren kommen und erhalten Sie für die Vereidigung... "
:hmmm:
I think he means that the moderators will show up and hold you liable (or better sue you?) for violating the forum policy.
:hmm2: ?

[Oberon]

Oberon wrote:
"Sie wissen, dass die Moderatoren kommen und erhalten Sie für die Vereidigung... "
:hmmm:
I think he means that the moderators will show up and hold you liable (or better sue you?) for violating the forum policy.
:hmm2: ?

Basically, what I was trying to indicate is that HundertzehnGustav will get himself an infraction for swearing (even in German).

[Jimbuna]

Oberon wrote:
"Sie wissen, dass die Moderatoren kommen und erhalten Sie für die Vereidigung... "
:hmmm:
I think he means that the moderators will show up and hold you liable (or better sue you?) for violating the forum policy.
:hmm2: ?

Just give me a minute or two to edit the original and the quotes into something really nasty :)

Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't notice any horns sticking out of the old head :hmm2:

[STEED]

Bloody GCHQ!

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[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[Catfish]

News just in...Luftwaffe bombs GCHQ. :O:

We could try to start with the Dornier 'Bleistift' found in the channel, but you would have to give it back and then wait a few years for restoration.
;)

:subsim: