Global Internet Porn Habits Infographic (over 18 thread)

[Rhodes]

http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search :haha: but with good info!

[Betonov]

nr 3 for Iraq is sister, ohhh the laughs I'll have with this one :D

[Rhodes]

I thought the people here would like this! Found it trough scandinavia and the word comic!

[Betonov]

Good one.
Went to check Iceland and had a what the hell moment :D

[Red October1984]

*facepalm*

Oh...Kentucky.... :dead:

*Second Facepalm*

The entirety of South America.... :shifty:


EDIT: Wait.....just a second.....How did you find this?

[Armistead]

Well, any plans I had to visit Iceland are now mute!

To think when I was a kid, the biggest porn thrill was finding a single playboy hiding somewhere at a relatives house.

Today, sex has no grace, mystery, allure, just all out there right in your face...:O:

[Nippelspanner]

*facepalm*

Oh...Kentucky.... :dead:

*Second Facepalm*

The entirety of South America.... :shifty:

The only facepalm here should be directed towards you for this incredibly stupid and offensive post of yours. As a matter of fact, to many of your posts...

[Schroeder]

When I read the Finnish stuff I wonder how much Dowly has influenced that.:dead:

And Japan seems to be mainly gay....:doh:

[Betonov]

And Japan seems to be mainly gay....:doh:


Check Venezuella and Chille :haha:

Today, sex has no grace, mystery, allure, just all out there right in your face...:O:

Pun intended eh ?? :D

[Red October1984]

The only facepalm here should be directed towards you for this incredibly stupid and offensive post of yours. As a matter of fact, to many of your posts...

I have nothing against homosexuals...they can do what they want. Me personally, I don't support it but I have nothing against them.

I'm Catholic. It's not for me...I don't support Gay Marriage because it goes against my beliefs.

You can facepalm me all you want. I probably deserve it. I probably deserve a bit more certain days of the week.

It's no secret that the one thing I'm good at is putting my foot in my mouth. Then again, you have to see that this thread is not a serious discussion about sexual orientation. I don't aim to have a serious discussion about my belief system here. I don't care what people here do in their free time...I don't care if they're gay, homosexual, or bisexual....I don't care what race they are even if some of my comments suggest otherwise.


Now if you have anything directly against me please tell me. It's true that I'm not politically correct. It's true that I'm an idiot sometimes. Aren't we all? Nobody is perfect. I understand that. I'm the perfect example. If I've offended you or anybody you know, I apologize.

"Turn the page and move on." is what my coach tells us when we screw up. I screw up a lot. He lost his voice yelling at me during a game this season. At the end of the inning, (this is my first season playing for this coach) he says "The strongest fires make the strongest steel. I don't see you making that mistake again."

I learned more with this coach than I have with any other. It's going to be sad when I graduate and I'm not able to play for him anymore.

Once again, in big font for all to see. Not sarcastically, I mean it.

I apologize. :yep:

[Armistead]

*facepalm*

Oh...Kentucky.... :dead:

*Second Facepalm*

The entirety of South America.... :shifty:


EDIT: Wait.....just a second.....How did you find this?

I didn't look at Kentucky, did it say something about goat porn.

Iceland is the big concern for me.....seems hairy is in....

[Sailor Steve]

You can facepalm me all you want. I probably deserve it. I probably deserve a bit more certain days of the week.

It's no secret that the one thing I'm good at is putting my foot in my mouth.

It's true that I'm an idiot sometimes. Aren't we all? Nobody is perfect. I understand that. I'm the perfect example. If I've offended you or anybody you know, I apologize.
Yes we are. I'm one of the best idiots I know. In fact I'd say I'm a perfect idiot but I know nobody's perfect.

The fact that you own up to your mistakes already puts you ahead of everyone who refuses to. We live, hopefully we learn. :sunny:

[Nippelspanner]

I have nothing against homosexuals...they can do what they want. Me personally, I don't support it but I have nothing against them.

Then stop acting as if homosexuality is a disease and something negative?

I'm Catholic. It's not for me...I don't support Gay Marriage because it goes against my beliefs.

Perfectly fine, we all have our opinion and should express it - as long as we don't urinate in other peoples cornflakes.

You can facepalm me all you want. I probably deserve it. I probably deserve a bit more certain days of the week.

Your self-reflection-abilities seem to be functioning though, a good thing :O:

It's no secret that the one thing I'm good at is putting my foot in my mouth. Then again, you have to see that this thread is not a serious discussion about sexual orientation. I don't aim to have a serious discussion about my belief system here. I don't care what people here do in their free time...I don't care if they're gay, homosexual, or bisexual....I don't care what race they are even if some of my comments suggest otherwise.

Yes, this thread might be not serious, yet the thing for me is: If others say things like you just did, I put a hook behind it and know (or assume) they don't mean it/are joking. In your case I often struggle to see if I am reading the lines of a narrow minded homophobic racist (I summed it up here and yes, sometimes It seems like that to me) or if you are actually a 'good guy' who, how did you say, just have his foot in his mouth somet... a lot.

Anyways, if you do not care - why do talk so much about topics like that? (in a negative attitude, not just stating an opinion)

Now if you have anything directly against me please tell me. It's true that I'm not politically correct. It's true that I'm an idiot sometimes. Aren't we all? Nobody is perfect. I understand that. I'm the perfect example. If I've offended you or anybody you know, I apologize.

True, we all are idiots sometimes, I'm another prime example, believe me. No, you did not offend me since I'm neither Mexican (you slipped in another thread today, remember?) nor gay, yet I don't like it if people disrespect people for, well, being different in what ever way.
One important thing: 'Political correctness' is really a disease in my opinion and I wasn't talking that or demanding it - I talk about respecting other people. Simple and basic. No need for PC, yuk...

"Turn the page and move on." is what my coach tells us when we screw up. I screw up a lot. He lost his voice yelling at me during a game this season. At the end of the inning, (this is my first season playing for this coach) he says "The strongest fires make the strongest steel. I don't see you making that mistake again."

I learned more with this coach than I have with any other. It's going to be sad when I graduate and I'm not able to play for him anymore.

Once again, in big font for all to see. Not sarcastically, I mean it.

I apologize. :yep:

Fine with me! :up:

PS: Yes, I picked that color to annoy and tease you a little! :O:

[WernherVonTrapp]

It's true that I'm an idiot sometimes. Aren't we all? Nobody is perfect. I understand that. I'm the perfect example. If I've offended you or anybody you know, I apologize.

Yes, I am an idiot too sometimes. I try not to be, but my inherent flaws make perfection impossible, both in thought and deed. I too am Catholic, and as such, a Christian too. I try to behave as a Christian should and don't always succeed. But that doesn't mean I should give up on running the good race.:03:

[Red October1984]

PS: Yes, I picked that color to annoy and tease you a little! :O:

The only thing that annoys me is how you replied within the quote so I can't reply to your message. :/\\!! :D

If you're good...I'm good. :yeah:

I remember the Mexican thing...Sometimes I don't explain real well and it sounds like something different...

I also have a habit of getting into arguments that I can't possibly win. :down:

[Nippelspanner]

The only thing that annoys me is how you replied within the quote so I can't reply to your message. :/\\!! :D

If you're good...I'm good. :yeah:

I remember the Mexican thing...Sometimes I don't explain real well and it sounds like something different...

I also have a habit of getting into arguments that I can't possibly win. :down:

Pff, pick it out and do it by hand then? Put some effort into it! :haha:
Nah, sorry, didn't think of that while answering. Must have been my idiot moment of the day... (right after trying to play standard tune chords on a drop-d tuned guitar... but thats a different story - don't tell anyone!)

[Red October1984]

(right after trying to play standard tune chords on a drop-d tuned guitar... but thats a different story - don't tell anyone!)

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I'm not a musician. :O:

Let's see if we can get back OT if we can... :hmmm:

[Cybermat47]

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I'm not a musician. :O:

Let's see if we can get back OT if we can... :hmmm:


I used to play a trumpet, but I didn't actually play it, I just blew on it. I'm not a musician either. :)

Wait... :hmmm: 'blowing' on long, hard objects?

We're back on topic! :rock:

[Wolferz]

:hmmm: meh

[Nippelspanner]

I used to play a trumpet, but I didn't actually play it, I just blew on it. I'm not a musician either. :)

Wait... :hmmm: 'blowing' on long, hard objects?

We're back on topic! :rock:

http://www.troll.me/images2/ummmm/ummmmmm-nah.jpg
:O:

[Sailor Steve]

(right after trying to play standard tune chords on a drop-d tuned guitar... but thats a different story - don't tell anyone!)
Been there, done that. It's most embarrassing because you're the one who went for a special tuning in the first place. Try an open-E or G tuning for slide. That'll really getcha!

[Red October1984]

Been there, done that. It's most embarrassing because you're the one who went for a special tuning in the first place. Try an open-E or G tuning for slide. That'll really getcha!

http://cdn.overclock.net/f/f7/f7877e57_faceWUT.jpeg

Uhhhh....Wut? :doh:

[Sailor Steve]

Every group of people on earth have their own language. Don't worry about it. :sunny:

I can explain it terms you can easily understand, but that's up to you.

[Red October1984]

Every group of people on earth have their own language. Don't worry about it. :sunny:

I can explain it terms you can easily understand, but that's up to you.

I have an ounces worth of understanding. It's been two years since I took a music class where I learned something and it's been one year since the last class I took. I cant stand the lady who's teaching music at our school. She ruined it for me. She retired and they're hiring somebody new but I don't have any more intrest.


Truly a Woman Hitler, that lady was. :yep: The girls music class told us to give her a chance... We did...for about two months...until the first concert thing where it was made obvious to the crowd that she didn't give a flying fadoodle about the boys music class. She gave us this little simple short song to play on the xylophone things and the girls had this big elaborate thing.

She proceeded to tell the crowd "I chose these music pieces based on the ability of the class." We were perfectly able to do the more complex stuff. We had just had a teacher who was awesome. The Hitler teacher came in and started taking credit for all the stuff we were doing when she came into play.

We hated her....We hated her class...We didn't give her any more chances after the 2nd month of school. It impossible to make anybody else understand by this post... She called the boy's class dumb publicly at least 3 times. She even called us stupid once in class but that's a completely different story because we kinda...might have....caused it by playing the wrong parts in practice on purpose...


Music is ruined for me atm... I'll have to take Art instead. :salute: People like Steve who play(ed) in a band do some cool stuff. I'd like to do that....but I have too little patience for it. There's a kid I know who can play like 50 songs on the piano by memory. He went to the Missouri BETA Convention and won second place in special talent.

I'd like to do something...I just don't know what kind of instrument I'd want to play and since I'm not hardcore-interested in music it'd take some time for me to learn it.

[Sailor Steve]

That's more than fair. I hated history for a very long time because of one teacher who managed to make it so very boring. You'll either change your mind, or you won't. Either way you'll find something that turns you on. :sunny:

[Red October1984]

That's more than fair. I hated history for a very long time because of one teacher who managed to make it so very boring. You'll either change your mind, or you won't. Either way you'll find something that turns you on. :sunny:

Military History/Fiction and general 20th Century History are the big school "turn-ons" for me. I had thought that I had a pretty good understanding of the 20th Century wars and history until I joined Subsim...that's when I knew that I hadn't even made a dent in the knowledge base.

Now to add a turn on for the thread's topic.... :hmmm: Some of these posts have to be relatively OT. I've been trying not to derail too much lately. This way, I get both derailed and OT. :salute:

http://www.saviodsilva.com/com/jenniferlawrence/jennifer-lawrence-01.jpg

:arrgh!: That was an easy one.

P.S. I know you guys like Black And White over Color...but there aren't any pictures in black and white... :smug:

[Stealhead]

Look I made a black and white photo in less than 15 seconds I did something else that will cause your mind to melt..........


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I flipped it the NSA trained me.

[Red October1984]

Anything worth learning and getting skilled in takes time and effort.

Precisely why I haven't learned an instrument.

It's just not worth learning to me. :shucks:

[Stealhead]

Precisely why I haven't learned an instrument.

It's just not worth learning to me. :shucks:


Too fast.I told you that the NSA trained me.

National Speed(editing of posts) Agency.

did you see it? I changed post number 27 so fast it caused a time warp.

[Red October1984]

Too fast.I told you that the NSA trained me.

National Speed(editing of posts) Agency.

did you see it? I changed post number 27 so fast it caused a time warp.

:o

http://www.fodrizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mind-Blown.jpg

Blasphemy! It seems you've also mirrored it!

I liked it better in color no matter what the NSA says. :shifty:

[Wolferz]

:o

http://www.fodrizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mind-Blown.jpg

Blasphemy! It seems you've also mirrored it!

I liked it better in color no matter what the NSA says. :shifty:

What's this? An Adam Bomb?
I liked the color version of Jennifer Lawrence too.

Those teachers are not teachers. They're paycheck collectors for baby sitting. They are the lowest of the low in the educational system. I had an instructor in a post secondary trade school class who taught by reading the book out loud.
He didn't like my after class critique when I told him that we all know how to read, when do you plan to start teaching?:hmmm:

[Nippelspanner]

Been there, done that. It's most embarrassing because you're the one who went for a special tuning in the first place. Try an open-E or G tuning for slide. That'll really getcha!

But I had to tune it in drop D to play Hans Zimmers 'Time'.
Also, I discovered my silly mistake and it will never happen again, so I made progress, that's good, isn't it? I am actually really proud about that.
I have a guitar for like 72hrs now, and I could cry tears of joy all the time!

Learning the guitar was the best idea I had in ages! :rock:

[Red October1984]

What's this? An Adam Bomb?

It was in Google Images under "Mind Blown" so idk. :)

I liked the color version of Jennifer Lawrence too.

Good man. :up:

Those teachers are not teachers. They're paycheck collectors for baby sitting. They are the lowest of the low in the educational system. I had an instructor in a post secondary trade school class who taught by reading the book out loud.
He didn't like my after class critique when I told him that we all know how to read, when do you plan to start teaching?:hmmm:

Ah...the stuff we did to this lady....

She had strict rules...and we tried our best to find the loopholes to make her mad. She had actually been a well known music teacher at other area schools until she retired. We hired a retired teacher...that's how bad we needed a teacher for Music.

I remember this one time...

She had a rule about no eating in class....so we took our snacks outside the classroom, ate until the bell almost rings to start class, and threw all of our trash in a trash can inside. She'd take one look at that and start yelling at us...but we didn't eat in the classroom....

She was worried that somebody would see it in her trash and get her in trouble. That was just one little thing we did to make her mad.

There was a kid in the class that we called Kojack. He would do all kinds of stuff. After she called us stupid in public, he would act that way in class. He'd "not understand" a simple part....he'd play the wrong one on purpose... Another kid even pulled a chair out from underneath Kojack and the teacher got up and yelled for like 5 minutes. Her first reaction?

"YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM! HE COULD'VE DIED! WHAT IN SAM HILL ARE YOU THINKING?! LUNCH DETENTION FOR A MONTH!!!!!!"

The school principal got wind of this, laughed, and told her to calm down.

The kid got lunch detention for two days. :rotfl2:

The teacher also found the need to call Kojack at home that night and ask if he was okay. I know that you can get hurt this way...but Kojack was in on it and he couldn't hurt his tailbone the way he "fell"

:rotfl2: We hated that lady.

EDIT: Chewing gum while singing was another one. She hated gum...we'd have a pack of gum to pass around behind our backs and one person at a time would chew gum until they were told to spit it out...then somebody else would start up...