Strudel eating surrender monkeys

[Tribesman]

The scaredy cat Austrians are running away from the DMZ in Golan.

Apparently the "just a couple of lost wounded rebels there" who are causing traffic delays while waiting for an A&E dept to chase up their health insurance coverage are somehow contributing to making the position too hazardous for the troops to look at.

[Oberon]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkysYJj8tab2Z_bI3NoBcNSC6SWGaYm _INISrqGWjVz8FKKxQi

[MH]

http://dailyartcocktail.com/images/2011/02/advertisements-from-newspapers/advertisements-from-newspapers-03.jpg

[Tribesman]

Feel free to share your local expertise MH:har:

[Dowly]

I got absolutely nothing to add.

But, it's FRIDAY!! WWOOOOO!!! :()1:

[Betonov]

Austria is weak ??

ATTACK !!!!!!!!!

No more Klagenfurt, from now on it shall be Celovec
No more Villach, it shall be Beljak

Hell, I can shell them from my house :D

[soopaman2]

Hitler was Austrian, he would have never run.

He would rather run his own country into the ground, he even blamed his own people (at the end)for electing him, and they should take their medicine.

Take your medicine! Don't run, and make up for escalating WW1 with pure crap.

Yeah, you should have liked his art!

Starting 2 wars...*mutters*

Hitlers art was better than Piccassos mess of crap and colors. Ya shoulda recognized his artsy fartsyness like we recognize crap like lady gag gag today.

YOUR FAULT! (for once)


Austrians! Grrrrrr, world enemies, good thing the Czecks keep the beer recipes safe.

(edit only thing boss in Austria is the F1 team Red Bull, go Vettel!)

[MH]

Run forest run.

[mookiemookie]

Mmmm....strudel

[u crank]

Monkeys are hard to control in the best conditions. Don't get them hopped up on strudel.:nope:

[Platapus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFjCWEB52M

[Feuer Frei!]

he even blamed his own people (at the end)for electing him
Source?


(edit only thing boss in Austria is the F1 team Red Bull, go Vettel)

He's German. Unless of course you are saying that many Austrians follow his progress :)

[Oberon]

Austria is weak ??

ATTACK !!!!!!!!!

No more Klagenfurt, from now on it shall be Celovec
No more Villach, it shall be Beljak

Hell, I can shell them from my house :D

Not so fast, mister, I just know you're a Prussian agent, so hands off Silesia before I'm forced to call on the French, Dutch and Russians again.

[Betonov]

Verdamnt, I've been...

Wait ???

I thought I was a north Korean agent :hmmm:

[Spiced_Rum]

At least the Austrians were there. No sign of those cheese eating surrender monkeys aka the French (except their industrialists trying to gain more overseas contracts).

[Schroeder]

At least the Austrians were there. No sign of those cheese eating surrender monkeys aka the French (except their industrialists trying to gain more overseas contracts).
Well those "cheese eating surrender monkeys" have just cleaned up Mali...:cool:

[Tribesman]

At least the Austrians were there. No sign of those cheese eating surrender monkeys aka the French (except their industrialists trying to gain more overseas contracts).
Good point. France only has troops on 3 of the 4 current UN deployments there, Austria now only has them on 2 of the 4. France must step up and increase in a negative manner to match the Austrians.

[Spiced_Rum]

France's attitude towards Africa - since the 1960s, it has intervened over 50 times in former colonies. Liberté, égalité, post-colonial legacé?

The recent action in Mali is to be approved, however, Uranium is France’s key energy resource, 75% of their electricity being produced from nuclear energy, which explains French dependency on uranium. Under the deserts in Northern Mali and Eastern Niger is the world’s third largest reserve of uranium as well as substantial oil reserves. France cannot afford to lose the uranium reserves in Mali, especially with China gifting millions to buy influence and access to the regional natural wealth.