Goot Iffninkz

[Brag]

Goot iffninckz ye swabs. For those who is in moring goot morninkzz to you too.

If afternoon, well, ya know you got best wishes, too. Some of you might have noticed my absence from being present in this forum. This was caused by being busy with other stuff including resetting my watch to new time zones

Carry on diving
Besties, Brag

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nice to see you back, Brag.

To quote Wimbledon umpires - new Balz please.

[Eisenwurst]

Balz rules.:)

[GoldenRivet]

Well! Look what ze cat dragged in!

[Sailor Steve]

Who are you again? :O:

[Missing Name]

Is this some new swabbie? :D

[flag4]

...a stowaway, I think.:woot:

[HW3]

Welcome back Brag!!!

:subsim:

[Gerald]

Cozy tea Brag? :arrgh!:

[Pisces]

And Subsim.com rejoices!!! :Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

Great to see you come back to the surface mate http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Brag]

Good to see ye old wasserbombahoochies still in action. Good to see new faces, too. :salute:

[Luno]

Is the writing style in reference to something I'm not getting? :haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Just read through Brag's posts.

Oh, and his book. :up:

[Brag]

Lorient 21 Aoril 1942

Hi Hitler!

Today, in honour of your birthday, I have forbidden farting on my boat. Since U 321 is leaving on patrol tonight, farting will not be allowed until we are well clear of the French coast.

While you are eating your birthday cake, you should remember that the farting ban includes wet, whistling, and sticky farts

To make this a perfect day, I have authored a poem for you:

Roses are red
oceans are blue
we don't fart just for you-

Modestly
KPT. Leut.Johan Sebastian Balz
Your greatest U boat commander

[Herr-Berbunch]

Ah, I've missed them.

[Missing Name]

<<Not yet, kameraden! You are not yet allowed to fart!>>

[Jimbuna]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

[Brag]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

Baloonahoochie :har:

[Jimbuna]

Permission to loosen the relief valve :)

[Sailor Steve]

Bernard is the first one to pass out. In his unconscious state he is the first one to pass gas. This causes others to pass down the passage, which causes Balz to pass new orders. "Pass out gas masks!"

[Jimbuna]

A ration of water for every crew member...

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

[desertstriker]

HAHA

[Jimbuna]

Drink up :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Arnold]

Wait, Bernard....don't tell me...eggs, toast with orange marmalade and coffee with sugar..am I right?

[Brag]

Aaaach! Bernard, the verschlugener poopenmeister still here? AAAAARRRRGGGH.:Kaleun_Binocular:

[der_marc]

nice poem and welcome back :woot: