Texas judge issues double-entendre-filled ruling in strip club case

[vienna]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-judge-issues-double-entendre-filled-ruling-strip-151235719.html

In Texas, justice is apparently "laughable"...

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[Wolferz]

:haha:

Better than the female judge I read about who scolded a female plaintiff that sued an off duty police officer for molesting her in a bar. The judge wagged her finger at the woman and told her; "This wouldn't have happened to you if you hadn't been there."
If I was the plaintiff, I would have been fined for contempt for a very snappy comeback.:stare:

Basically, the judge was saying it was ok for off duty cops to molest women who shouldn't be in a bar.

[Jimbuna]

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care :hmmm:

[Schroeder]

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care :hmmm:
How many people have you arrested that all claimed exactly that? ;)

[Jimbuna]

How many people have you arrested that all claimed exactly that? ;)

More than I care to remember :)

[Wolferz]

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care :hmmm:

I picture you as more of a pub fellow.:up:

[Jimbuna]

I picture you as more of a pub fellow.:up:

Most definitely...I sometimes like to partake at home as well.

This is me at Neals place of abode teaching the natives how to drink bottled beer...three at a time :)

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[Wolferz]

Drink up, nautical shriners.:up:

[Onkel Neal]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-judge-issues-double-entendre-filled-ruling-strip-151235719.html

In Texas, justice is apparently "laughable"...

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We have more than our share of idiot judges

[AVGWarhawk]

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care :hmmm:

And that is your story? You're sticking to it? :hmmm:

[AVGWarhawk]

This is me at Neals place of abode teaching the natives how to drink bottled beer...three at a time :)



Amature. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Amature. :O:

LOL...that was Todd and his Dr Pepper :)

[TarJak]

Or Jeff and his Lone Star light.

[Platapus]

I just don't get the dance club thing

Pasties or bikini tops why bother going in the first place? Why would any one pay money to watch a woman dance in a bikini?

Nude dancing I can understand (and appreciate). But, yeah, I am going to give money to a woman who would normally have nothing to do with me, just so I can watch her dance is clothing that I can see for free at any beach near a college. At least with a college student, you may (just may) have a chance).

Maybe it is the skill of the dance? :haha:

Not getting it. :hmmm:

All though my military time, guys were dragging me to jiggle joints. All I could think was "Dude, you are paying tons of money for that beer, throwing money (sometimes literally) at a woman who will have nothing to do with you" Then they bitch because they are horny and broke. :nope:

I would rather "invest" my money on dating women. I still won't get anything :wah: But at least I am not throwing money away.

[MH]

I would rather "invest" my money on dating women. I still won't get anything :wah: But at least I am not throwing money away.

Paying for little conversation with women is what then?:haha:

[Onkel Neal]

I would rather "invest" my money on dating women. I still won't get anything :wah: But at least I am not throwing money away.

At least that way you can catch up on the latest with American Idol. :O:

[Platapus]

Paying for little conversation with women is what then?:haha:

At least you have a pleasant conversation. Women are actually pretty nice to talk to........also. :D

[Jimbuna]

Or Jeff and his Lone Star light.

Yes that was an 'interesting' drink :)