I can't believe people fall for this!! [Archive]

eddie

04-01-13, 11:50 PM

This the most idiotic nonsense I've ever read when it comes to the ramblings of some whacko! The Govt is deciding who is going to live or die now:haha: Read the responses near the bottom of the article, they actually believe it!!

http://dprogram.net/2008/05/31/fema-red-blue-list-marked-for-termination/

And this is the home page of the nutjob who comes up with this crap

http://educate-yourself.org/ps/

Oberon

04-02-13, 12:05 AM

In before Yubba

Buddahaid

04-02-13, 12:25 AM

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4566105211404520&pid=15.1

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4967143477806701&pid=15.1

:Kaleun_Salivating:

Hottentot

04-02-13, 12:51 AM

In before Yubba

In before tenth page. [Sharpens pen]

Tribesman

04-02-13, 04:09 AM

Thats no good.
OK its got FEMA death camps, George Bush is really a nazi friend of Dr. Mengele, its the jews, the illuminati, alien occupation and even yubbas secret planet Nibiru.
But where are the articles on Chemtrails?
WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP TO THE CHEMTRAIL!!!!!!!!!! CONSPIRACY????????
Since that website is clearly covering up the chemtrails we can be left in no doubt that it is really a black flag publication written by the freemason jewish muslim aliens to hide the truth from the righteous.

Feuer Frei!

04-02-13, 04:30 AM

Satanism in America today! If the 1st part didn't get you hooked, the 7th part will :haha:

Hottentot

04-02-13, 04:56 AM

WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP TO THE CHEMTRAIL!!!!!!!!!! CONSPIRACY????????

WHAT'S WITH YOUR FASCINATION TO CHEM TRAILS?! WHY DON'T YOU EVER MENTION THE ROSICRUCIANS?! ARE YOU A FLYING ROSICRUCIAN SPY TRYING TO HIDE BEHIND THE CHEMTRAILS IN THE SKY?!

HunterICX

04-02-13, 05:06 AM

AND THE TRUE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF THE MIGHTY CAPSLOCK STRIKE AGAIN! TREMBLE, LOWERCASE, AND DESPAIR A NEW ERA WILL SOON BE UPON THIS FORUM.

HUNTERICX

Rhodes

04-02-13, 05:34 AM

http://www.fritchy.com/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

Tribesman

04-02-13, 05:55 AM

And so it came to pass that the lowercase sailed off across the western sea and passed from the land of words.
FOR THIS WAS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF CAPSLOCK WHERE MEN SHALL LIVE IN PEACE AND PROSPEITY UNDER THE NEW WORD ORDER, EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO ARE DESTINED FOR THE fema DEATHCAMPS.

Hottentot

04-02-13, 06:13 AM

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! I'LL GET THE PRETZELS!!

Red October1984

04-02-13, 06:24 AM

VIVA LA CAPSLOCK!

Wolferz

04-02-13, 06:30 AM

POP A CAPSLOCK IN THEIR ARSE.:rock:

Sailor Steve

04-02-13, 06:52 AM

Since that website is clearly covering up the chemtrails we can be left in no doubt that it is really a black flag publication written by the freemason jewish muslim aliens to hide the truth from the righteous.
It's much simpler than that. The website is creating this myth to cover up their involvment in the chemtrails. Honestly, you are so gullible sometimes.

Hottentot

04-02-13, 07:10 AM

DEAR FELLOW CAPSLOCKERS WHO LIKE BEING NOTICED BY THE OTHER PEOPLE: I'M BUSY WITH THE SACRED RITUAL OF "MUNCH PRETZEL AND ANOTHER PRETZEL AFTER THE ONE YOU ARE MUNCHING AT THE MOMENT BEFORE MOVING ON TO MUNCHING THE THIRD ONE". CAN SOMEONE ELSE PERSECUTE THE LOWER CASE USING HERETIC THIS TIME, PLEASE?

Sailor Steve

04-02-13, 07:18 AM

Sorry, my CapLock key doesn't work. Too many crumbs stuck under it.

Pizza crumbs, mind you. I'm a card-carrying member of Pizza Lovers Against Tofu And Pretzel Users Shenanigans.
Any relation to any other group using the same or similar anagrams is purely coincidental.

So there.

mookiemookie

04-02-13, 10:15 AM

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE GLORIOUS CAPSLOCK MASTER RACE! THE STREETS SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE LOWERCASE HEATHENS!

HunterICX

04-02-13, 10:23 AM

Hottentot

04-02-13, 10:42 AM

[MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH] OFF WIF FEIR HEADF [MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH]

nikimcbee

04-02-13, 10:43 AM

Penguin

04-02-13, 10:58 AM

jehovah, jehovah, jehovah :shucks:

http://www.abload.de/img/python7wk9z.jpg

Jimbuna

04-02-13, 11:05 AM

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2319/14916802pn4.gif

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Stuff/popcorn2.gif

AVGWarhawk

04-02-13, 11:06 AM

LOOKS LIKE THE AUTHOR OF THIS NONSENSE HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH CHEMICALS FOUND UNDER THE SINK.

its all true I tells ya!

frau kaleun

04-02-13, 11:11 AM

FRIENDS, DO NOT BE TAKEN IN BY THE BLASPHEMOUS CLAIMS OF THE DEFAULT FONT CAPSLOCK CONSPIRATORS. FOR LO THEY ARE DEVIOUS AND DECEITFUL AND LACK BOTH HUMOR AND IMAGINATION AND WILL TEMPT YOU WITH THEIR CHEMTRAILS AND MUNCHY CRUNCHY PRETZELS. THE TRUE BELIEVER KNOWS THAT THE ONLY CAPS WORTH LOCKING ARE COMIC SANS CAPS.

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW COMIC SANS CAPSLOCK OVERLORDS! AND LADY! THAT WOULD BE ME IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING SCORE.

HunterICX

04-02-13, 11:17 AM

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK TIMES NEW ROMAN COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK TIMES NEW ROMAN COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK TIMES NEW ROMAN COMPELS YOU!

HUNTERICX

Penguin

04-02-13, 11:24 AM

i think you are all sinners who will burn in the fonthell

Hottentot

04-02-13, 11:34 AM

[MUNCHMUNCHMU...] MAAAAAAN, I'M OUT OF PRETZELS AND THE CHEESEPUFFS GOT ALL NUKED AWAY! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO MUNCH TO HONOR THE MUNCHY GLORY OF CAPSLOCK?

Oberon

04-02-13, 12:31 PM

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6765/templarmaster.jpg

Jimbuna

04-02-13, 03:22 PM

http://stinkin-thinkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/caps-lock.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=capslock+joke&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=AdsXYatcZxfb8M&tbnid=bMODUwDtDKHi3M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstinkin-thinkin.com%2F2011%2F06%2F23%2Fthe-looking-glass%2F&ei=FT5bUdTUFMiwOeeTgJgI&bvm=bv.44697112,d.ZWU&psig=AFQjCNGrzIv8NaQKom8t5KDQtgp3E5YAEg&ust=1365020555564448)

mapuc

04-02-13, 03:50 PM

I have tried to figure out from where the combination of FEMA and deathcamp comes from and I can't find it.

But if it have the same structure than some of the other conspiracy

He's an example of what I mean

Not so long ago there was this action movie Battleship

I tell you about 6-7 month later I heard on an american radioshow and on some youtube video following story

The American navy and the chinese navy has gathered together to battle an alien vessel outside Japan

First time I heard it, i Said to my self...They are talking about this movie..A few days later I understood that they was talking as it was the God given truth

There are some that can't tell the different between a sci-fi movie and the real life.

So I wonder if that's the case with FEMA deathcamps(some have seen Terminator and can't seperate fantasy from reality

Markus

Platapus

04-02-13, 04:06 PM

IF I USE CAP LOCKS BUT RENDER IT IN A SMALLER FONT, DOES IT STILL COUNT?

Rhodes

04-02-13, 04:39 PM

I VOTE THAT THIS THREAD SHOULD BE RENAME THE CPASLOCK THREAD!

ALL IN FAVOR?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9DFzC5Vsl4f0Q9Mpc8zHDWihm6YNz3 YYXem8-fnP3jRt4EkeI

Platapus

04-02-13, 04:46 PM

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/9/7/3/7/9/1/CAPS-LOCK-27816683067.jpeg

vienna

04-02-13, 04:48 PM

Chemtrails?! FEMA?! Death Camps?! Bush?! Illuminati?! Rosicrucians?! CAPLOCKS?!...???

How can you all be so blind??? It's none of the above!!! It's obvious what the truth is:

IT'S BUNNIES!!!!!!!...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lra8vqoRCC1qj06xbo1_500.png

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Jimbuna

04-02-13, 05:00 PM

No chance :nope:

vienna

04-02-13, 05:03 PM

No chance :nope:

You are, perhaps, in league with the bunnies, Jimbuna? Do you maybe like carrots?...

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Jimbuna

04-02-13, 05:09 PM

You are, perhaps, in league with the bunnies, Jimbuna? Do you maybe like carrots?...

<O>

Nope...my eyesight is well in order.

vienna

04-02-13, 05:14 PM

I still don't believe you. Maybe the bunnies have got you under surveillance and you can't speak freely. Twitch your nose once for "yes" and twice for "no"...

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Jimbuna

04-02-13, 05:27 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-01jXO5yIxIQ/TZeNNhOnnpI/AAAAAAAABU8/LeaRvT3_dC4/s1600/bugs-bunny-3-g.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=animated+bunnie+twitch&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=odynR4ZrDZmMaM&tbnid=liHbevlqbyPaEM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsmfaanimation.blogspot.com%2F2011 _04_01_archive.html&ei=WFtbUfCkD-nK0AX-xIGgDQ&bvm=bv.44697112,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNG7x83QTmZnTSvcHeDWg5zC4KP7fg&ust=1365028050343751)

mapuc

04-02-13, 05:41 PM

You're not nice, no you are not

Always been worried about those Illuminati and now you are saying that's not them but it's the bunnies that going to take over the world and start the NWO

Markus

fireftr18

04-02-13, 06:04 PM

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r496/fireftr18/ElmerFudd_zps1c04c26f.png

vienna

04-02-13, 06:20 PM

http://www.wwoecforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=703725&d=1364384560

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yubba

04-02-13, 06:44 PM

In before Yubba
Sorry was busy sorting brass what was this thead about, oooh death panels,, we do abortions, I can't see why they wouldn't have death panels. The libs don't mind yanking babies out of the womb and throwing them in the trash, so pushing grandma over the cliff should be no problem for them, in my opinion.

Buddahaid

04-02-13, 07:45 PM

Only after they've been grilled and consumed with a nice vegetable side. I find the neocon babies a bit tough and gamey but still tasty. :yeah:

Sailor Steve

04-02-13, 10:12 PM

I VOTE THAT THIS THREAD SHOULD BE RENAME THE CPASLOCK THREAD!
I don't know. What's a cpas and how do you lock it?

Hottentot

04-02-13, 11:12 PM

ALAS, THE REVOLUTION HAS COME TO AN END IN THIS THREAD. WELL, GOOD THING I HOARDED AWAY ALL THE MUNCHIES THOSE USEFUL IDIOTS BROUGHT TO "SUPPORT THE CAUSE". THANKS FOR THE DONATIONS: I'M OFF TO BAHAMAS, BABY! :cool:

Tribesman

04-03-13, 05:02 AM

Feuer Frei!

04-03-13, 05:07 AM

Yea some good stuff there Tribesman.

Some are laughable. Some deserve a little more investigation. Others are of the Pigs fly category. Others still are of the 'whatever' category. Some are.....

Rhodes

04-03-13, 05:41 AM

I don't know. What's a cpas and how do you lock it?

That's for they do not found out about it! Code words and all, shhhhhhh! :03:

Penguin

04-03-13, 06:35 AM

Now that a prime example for the opening question has made a post, just to show that yubba is not alone.
CWAZY CONSPIWACIES
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/04/conspiracy-theory-poll-results-.html

Some good stuff there, I find only the alien-question a bit misleading, as it doesn't differ if they exist in the universe or visit/rule/live here. Also the definition is unclear - Joe bordertown would probably answer "hell yeah, my town is full of 'em!"

As a tv techie I was particulary interested how the tv mind control works, so I found this jewel: http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/pt15.htm
:har: nearly choked lmao

Tribesman

04-03-13, 07:01 AM

Now thats something I never knew Penguin.
Nashville is the center of a CIA mind control program which operates through the medium of Country music.

DOLLY PARTON IS A REPTILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AVGWarhawk

04-03-13, 07:45 AM

DOLLY PARTON IS A REPTILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this explain the large flotation devices Dolly harbors below her chin?

Armistead

04-03-13, 07:53 AM

I know the govt has plans to insert chips in us in the future to use as money...

just like the bible says....:)

Jimbuna

04-03-13, 08:16 AM

Does this explain the large flotation devices Dolly harbors below her chin?

Secret development of future blimp stealth design.

Tribesman

04-03-13, 08:21 AM

Does this explain the large flotation devices Dolly harbors below her chin?
No, those are fixation devices. They ensure the gaze is locked so the audio receptors can get an even input of the mind altering music.

AVGWarhawk

04-03-13, 08:37 AM

No, those are fixation devices. They ensure the gaze is locked so the audio receptors can get an even input of the mind altering music.

:har:

It has worked for years! :haha:

mapuc

04-03-13, 09:04 AM

Another thing when it comes to all these conspiracy and those who believes in them

In the beginning I thought that they must have some lack of brain issue

However many of these believes have a high or very high IQ
(from a swedish science investigation)

So the reason must be something else.

Markus

Hottentot

04-03-13, 09:09 AM

However many of these believes have a high or very high IQ
(from a swedish science investigation)

So the reason must be something else.

Being "smart" hasn't got anything to do with being "wise". Or having a lick of common sense to put it in more layman terms. Just go to a university and see for yourself.

Safe-Keeper

04-04-13, 03:09 PM

We are all on a Red or Blue list somewhere, those on the red list will be woken at 4am and taken to the camps and probably killed.
FEMA DEATH CAMPS AND THE RED AND BLUE LIST UNDER MARTIAL LAW
Stopped reading at this point. I predict that if I was to keep reading, I would be subjected to strawmen, red herrings, fallacies and CAPITAL LETTERS TO MAKE IT ALL MORE TRUE!!

Being "smart" hasn't got anything to do with being "wise". Or having a lick of common sense to put it in more layman terms. Just go to a university and see for yourself. ^^
This. Being intelligent isn't in any way a guarantee you won't buy into stupid crap. Critical thinking is a skill just like writing or riding a bike, it must be taught and honed.