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Crécy
03-27-13, 01:24 PM
This week the Finnish embassy in London received the following letter from a British man:

Dear Sir/Madam/Ms,

According to reports in today's newspapers, the foul weather that we are experiencing in the UK is coming directly from Finland.

I respectfully request that you stop this unfriendly behaviour immediately. It is playing havoc with my plans for the garden, not to mention the heating bills.

I shall expect an improvement very soon, and will not accept any excuses! Thank you.

On behalf of Finnish subsimmers, my deepest apologies for the foul weather in the UK. I can't believe that our inexcusable thoughtlessness have wrecked our fellow subsimmers' possible plans for their gardens and raised their heating bills.

Source (Finnish newspaper): http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2013032516829052_uu.shtml
Oberon
03-27-13, 01:28 PM
:har:

Brilliant. :har:
Hottentot
03-27-13, 01:55 PM
We shall retract our weapon of mass annoyance as soon as you stop bombarding us with your laughter track comedies and sitcoms.
Cybermat47
03-27-13, 04:54 PM
This is a relief. I thought someone had died.
vienna
03-27-13, 05:16 PM
So, it's not North Korea we should worry about; it's Finland... :hmmm:

<O>
STEED
03-27-13, 05:35 PM
Well let me think about this....


OK. :up:


:k_rofl:
Kptlt. Neuerburg
03-27-13, 06:25 PM
:k_rofl: Next thing you know China will be blaming Switzerland for their smog!
Red October1984
03-27-13, 07:27 PM
This is a relief. I thought someone had died.

That was my first thought too....then I was like "Crap, not Dowly....not Dowly....not Dowly...."

Then I saw it was a weather thing and then my next thought was "Alright. Good then. Not a problem." :arrgh!:
vienna
03-27-13, 07:46 PM
Then I saw it was a weather thing and then my next thought was "Alright. Good then. Not a problem." :arrgh!:


Not a problem unless you're downwind of Finland...

<O>
TarJak
03-27-13, 11:14 PM
You don't want to get downwind of a Finn.
Rhodes
03-28-13, 06:56 AM
I blame Dowly!
Herr-Berbunch
03-28-13, 08:17 AM
I knew they were in cahoots with the Ruskies really, this is the Cold War Mk.II.
BossMark
03-28-13, 09:26 AM
:har::rotfl2::haha:

Bloody marvellous :yeah:
Jimbuna
03-28-13, 12:46 PM
Up in the north east we hardly noticed any change.
TarJak
03-28-13, 04:06 PM
Aye the smell was no different.:O:
Jimbuna
03-28-13, 05:11 PM
Aye the smell was no different.:O:

Hoi!! http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif
STEED
03-29-13, 08:26 AM
If Dowly farted I raise my glass to him.

:Kaleun_Cheers:


WOW..that must have been the longest and most powerful fart in the history of mankind. :yeah: