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TLAM Strike
03-25-13, 07:11 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/22/report-north-korea-ordered-its-foreign-diplomats-to-become-drug-dealers/?tid=socialss

According to the story, North Korea ordered its diplomats in some number of foreign embassies, including at least one in Eastern Europe, to sell illegal drugs on the streets. The diplomats, according to a defector who spoke to South Korean intelligence, were each sent abroad with 20 kilograms (about 44 pounds) of drugs and were told to raise $300,000 from the sales.:haha:

I take it that Kim Jong Un just saw an episode of Breaking Bad. :03:
Cybermat47
03-25-13, 07:15 PM
Now commie-hating conservatives will be fully commited to the war against drugs :up:

By the way, I'm a commie-hating liberal. Does that mean I'm an abomination? :hmmm:
Sailor Steve
03-25-13, 07:20 PM
More of an abberation. Not quite the same thing.

On the other hand, at your age I'm not sure you really know what you are. These are formative years. Someday you may find yourself completely different.

I wish I did. :dead:
Nippelspanner
03-25-13, 07:21 PM
http://i.imagebanana.com/img/1e3e7zfv/36648476.jpg
August
03-25-13, 10:15 PM
What type of drugs were they?

Was it good "stuff"? :)
Betonov
03-26-13, 12:56 AM
Don't look at me, I grow my own :O:
Hottentot
03-26-13, 02:08 AM
Hey, slow down with the keywords, I'm trying to count!
August
03-26-13, 07:12 AM
Hey, slow down with the keywords, I'm trying to count!

Guns, republicans, democrats, nazis, jews, obama, bush, abortion.
Hottentot
03-26-13, 07:51 AM
Oh dear, it seems we hit the nerve again.
AndyJWest
03-26-13, 07:57 AM
It sounds crazy, but there is good reason to suspect that this story, in the prominent South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo, could be true.

In other words, the Washington Post doesn't actually believe the story, but printed it anyway...

BTW, North Korea isn't 'communist' - they stopped claiming to be years ago, and by any objective measure, their ldeology of militaristic nationalism and racial superiority is closer to Nazi Germany than anything else.
TLAM Strike
03-26-13, 10:16 AM
BTW, North Korea isn't 'communist' - they stopped claiming to be years ago, and by any objective measure, their ldeology of militaristic nationalism and racial superiority is closer to Nazi Germany than anything else.
Yea but
"Remember when you buy dope you are supporting COMMUNISM!"
sounds better than:
"Remember when you buy dope you are supporting JUCHE!"

Most would be like "Juche? did he misspell Jews or something?"

:03:
August
03-26-13, 10:17 AM
Oh dear, it seems we hit the nerve again.

I don't see why you would think that. We're both playing a game here. My game is to ruin your game. I'm having fun with it, aren't you?

Or did I hit your nerve? :hmm2:
Hottentot
03-26-13, 11:08 AM
My game is to ruin your game.

Ladies and gentlemen: this is what we call "nuff said".
August
03-26-13, 11:41 AM
Ladies and gentlemen: this is what we call "nuff said".

I guess I did hit a nerve. Sorry about that! :)
Oberon
03-26-13, 11:50 AM
Yea but
"Remember when you buy dope you are supporting COMMUNISM!"
sounds better than:
"Remember when you buy dope you are supporting JUCHE!"

Most would be like "Juche? did he misspell Jews or something?"

:03:

What about Songun? Then we can rope it into a gun thread because it has the word gun in it. :rock:
Armistead
03-26-13, 11:55 AM
I support home grown communism in moderation...
Hottentot
03-26-13, 12:00 PM
What about Songun? Then we can rope it into a gun thread because it has the word gun in it. :rock:

Sounds needlessly complicated. Can't we just use the old way and turn any thread we want into a gun thread? I mean, that would certainly make some people happy, unless someone then came to derail that derail and then we'd have derail of the derailers throwing tantrums at the other derailers who thought the second derailment was better than the original one?
Sailor Steve
03-26-13, 12:34 PM
Isn't that what we have now?

Should I buy a communist gun?
Hottentot
03-26-13, 12:48 PM
Should I buy a communist gun?

You would hurt the communist gun's feelings by trying to use capitalistic methods of buying it instead of taking it to yourself because you need a gun. What you're looking for here is a fascist halberd. :yep:
Oberon
03-26-13, 12:48 PM
http://www.followthethings.com/images/products/Security/ak47.jpg

http://homevideos.com/freezeframes3/jackiebrown101.jpeg

"Accept no substitute."
Sailor Steve
03-26-13, 12:57 PM
You would hurt the communist gun's feelings by trying to use capitalistic methods of buying it instead of taking it to yourself because you need a gun.
WHAT? A good communist would never "take" anything. He would wait for the government to give him what it thinks he needs.

Okay, you've got me there. A good communist wouldn't buy a gun either. I know - I'll vote Communist next time and demand that the government give everybody a gun.

What you're looking for here is a fascist halberd. :yep:
A good democratic Swiss pike might do. I understand they make everybody own one of those too. :D
Sailor Steve
03-26-13, 12:58 PM
"Accept no substitute."
One of your pictures isn't showing up for me and the other one scares me.

May I go now? :cry:
Oberon
03-26-13, 01:01 PM
A good democratic Swiss pike might do. I understand they make everybody own one of those too. :D

http://cappers.grit.com/uploadedImages/CAP/articles/issues/2012-05-01/Large-Northern-Pike.jpg

Pike are an offensive weapon. :yep:

One of your pictures isn't showing up for me and the other one scares me.

May I go now? :cry:

Awww. I'll go and see if I can fix it.

EDIT: Any better?
Sailor Steve
03-26-13, 01:08 PM
Pike are an offensive weapon. :yep:
Are you sure he's Swiss? What is his accent?

EDIT: Any better?
No. I can see it now, though. :O:
Oberon
03-26-13, 01:12 PM
Are you sure he's Swiss? What is his accent?


No. I can see it now, though. :O:

Of course he's Swiss, he has a penchant for Toblerones!


Well, that's a start at least. :O:
Hottentot
03-26-13, 01:18 PM
WHAT? A good communist would never "take" anything. He would wait for the government to give him what it thinks he needs.

Government is a socialist (and pretty much everyone else) concept and a country calling itself communistic is hilarious. Heck, even the Soviet Union did at least more often that not define itself as a socialist state on its way towards communism.


A good democratic Swiss pike might do.

Meh, count me out. I don't want my weapon to demand a referendum every time I want to kill someone with it.