Killer dolphins escape from Ukrainian Navy base

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/03/13/Killer-dolphins-escape-Ukranian-naval-base/1911363183875/?spt=fsb&or=ros

Three highly trained "killer" dolphins may have escaped from a Ukrainian naval base and are on the loose looking for love. :haha:

It gets better...

A military source told Ukrainian news site RIA the dolphins at Sevastopol are also trained to engage enemy swimmers with knives or pistols affixed to their heads.
"pistols affixed to their heads."

Fricking "pistols" on their fricking "heads".
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2561/12austinpowers.jpg]

[Tchocky]

This is the best thing I have ever read.

[Herr-Berbunch]

:har: You couldn't make it up.

Unless you did.

[nikimcbee]

on the loose looking for love.

:hmmm:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Izfd4_o5lhw/UCpzHGT2WqI/AAAAAAAAAw8/BZvWdoD3j68/s1600/guido_dolphin.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=jQzgymTe-IPwmM&tbnid=tnjioPARZEPBiM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgangsterdolphins.blogspot.com%2F2 012%2F08%2Fbeautiful-dolphins-and-whals.html&ei=1MpAUeOZH8HnyAGgnIDIDQ&bvm=bv.43287494,d.aWc&psig=AFQjCNHrGqqKcIBfjuEVmY0wzXyELUm4iQ&ust=1363287095214204)
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/07/01/littlemermaid_620x350.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Z5VtDvHho29ZFM&tbnid=HfvD8yKng7F-HM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbsnews.com%2F8301-205_162-57466027%2Fmermaids-do-not-exist-says-noaa%2F&ei=nMpAUZSeHofrygG00oGADw&bvm=bv.43287494,d.aWc&psig=AFQjCNHjB9wIhBQEbYH84t10g_PO1Xp5GQ&ust=1363287011509982)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mC3waIJoOm8/Tgza2X7_YkI/AAAAAAAACF4/XpNJ9brjO_M/s1600/chris-hansen.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Z0-B1Bar8gMDMM&tbnid=ld-Kl7C_HTmzzM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhackwhackers.blogspot.com%2F2011% 2F06%2Fto-catch-hypocrite.html&ei=GspAUa2SEcWTyQGH0YHgDQ&bvm=bv.43287494,d.aWc&psig=AFQjCNGKrr3-7pKoI3fAn0Wi99Zf3917Jw&ust=1363286920306824)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWNjqodFf9Y/UHqxKxvnTVI/AAAAAAAAyDI/7r9vU4o1B4o/s1600/dangerous_dolphins.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kBq1ZRd7HRI/Tr3nKqxRAKI/AAAAAAAAAAc/SvWkKE7Xnd0/s760/dolphins.jpg

[Cybermat47]

Well, I don't know what to say.

[Madox58]

They announced the escape of the 'Killer' dolphins to hide the escape of killer squid!
They can hold 8 knives or guns to attack underwater targets!

[Jimbuna]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcStrjJuzlhHNhUHLsPxArr4v-KazfauoHAew6rXtiw9_AGnGu (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=dolphin+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=DWktkqhtKqqjPM&tbnid=0fvspTbTXtZUWM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjoyreactor.com%2Ftag%2Fadmiral%25 2Bcommander%252Bdolphin&ei=SO1AUav2IufH0QWl4oGYCA&bvm=bv.43287494,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHdnsuv2Sn1KUI_rnunPMx6jS3dnQ&ust=1363295721368603)

[Skybird]

[URL]

"pistols affixed to their heads."

Fricking "pistols" on their fricking "heads".
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2561/12austinpowers.jpg]
I almost spit on my monitor. That was a nice way of delivering the point of your joke.

:har: :har: :har: