Man arrested for having sex with an ambulance

[fireftr18]

:hmmm:

http://now.msn.com/callum-ward-sentenced-after-reported-sex-act-with-ambulance

[AVGWarhawk]

Well, I guess it is safe sex if the vehicle is not moving.

[fithah4]

Was the said victum wailing?????

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Feuer Frei!]

Maybe, just maybe this drunk guy 'drives' this ambulance better than his sober wife :haha:
:O:

[Cybermat47]

What in the... what... WHAT?!

[the_tyrant]

You sure its not a typo? Shouldn't it be in?

*after reading*

Mind, BLOOOWWWN!

[Sailor Steve]

Lots of good puns in their comments section.

Personally, I find this sort of thing a little too clinical.

[Red October1984]

WTF? :-?

[frau kaleun]

Please, have some pity for the poor man. Clearly he was bewitched by the dulcet tones of her enchanting siren song...

[Sailor Steve]

She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!"

[Reece]

She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!"
:eek:

[CaptainMattJ.]

I hope he wore a condom, Who knows how many people that ambulance has been with.

[Cybermat47]

Must have been the red-and-blue light district.

[donna52522]

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance. :wah:

[Mork_417]

WoW. :har:

[Red October1984]

Must have been the red-and-blue light district.

Haha. That one was good! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

No word about the ambulance's emotional state.

Probably in the trauma garage now :hmm2:

[AVGWarhawk]

Probably in the trauma garage now :hmm2:

Checking for fluids that do not belong in the crankcase.

[Jimbuna]

Checking for fluids that do not belong in the crankcase.

Wonder if....no better not :)

[Red October1984]

How did the guy even try to do this?

Was it the gas tank hole or the exhaust...or-

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT IT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? :timeout:

[Wolferz]

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance. :wah:

Only because its motor was already running and it was an emergency due to Viagra over dose.:/\\k:

[fireftr18]

How did the guy even try to do this?

Was it the gas tank hole or the exhaust...or-

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT IT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? :timeout:

He probably spent too much time in the bilge drinking.:()1: Ask Donna, she was there, he didn't go after her so you something was wrong with him. :doh:

[Armistead]

He probably spent too much time in the bilge drinking.:()1: Ask Donna, she was there, he didn't go after her so you something was wrong with him. :doh:

You know you've talked to one of the fire trucks like it was a woman, stroked it, etc. You're probably not far from making love to one.

[fireftr18]

I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys. :()1:

http://gawker.com/5985823/kentucky-man-arrested-for-breaking-into-firehouse-masturbating-on-gear

[soopaman2]

Did the ambulance say no? Or attempt to fight it off?

I saw how it was dressed, all them lights, looking all sexy. It might have been asking for it!

[Platapus]

The ambulance probably wanted it. You know how them ambulances strut around town calling attention to themselves. All that gaudy paint all over them like some hussy.

I wonder if they still have Frottage on the books. :yeah:

[Cybermat47]

I know firefighters are hot and sexy to women. I never knew us to be hot and sexy to drunk guys. :()1:

http://gawker.com/5985823/kentucky-man-arrested-for-breaking-into-firehouse-masturbating-on-gear

:Kaleun_Sick:

[fithah4]

Must be reliving the latest movie he watched:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/MotherJugsAndSpeed.png/220px-MotherJugsAndSpeed.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MotherJugsAndSpeed.png)

The cover show's the train of thought!

[Armistead]

I once did it in an ambulance, but never to one...

[fireftr18]

Must be reliving the latest movie he watched:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/MotherJugsAndSpeed.png/220px-MotherJugsAndSpeed.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MotherJugsAndSpeed.png)

The cover show's the train of thought!

Great movie. :yeah:

[Glock30Eric]

The right to marry with an object is in next line of the gay marriage. Sicko

[Platapus]

The right to marry with an object is in next line of the gay marriage. Sicko


Yeah, got anything to back that up? Or is this just some homophobic opinion that them gays always want to do bad things?

[fireftr18]

:timeout:

I started this to make fun of this idiot and whatever jokes came from it. Not to start a political discussion.

[Takeda Shingen]

:timeout:

I started this to make fun of this idiot and whatever jokes came from it. Not to start a political discussion.

Welcome to General Topics.

[Armistead]

:timeout:

I started this to make fun of this idiot and whatever jokes came from it. Not to start a political discussion.

How many threads have you hijacked or ruined, plus who but you would start a thread on ambulance love making?:haha:

I'm against gay marriage, why I'll never marry a gay, but other than that I mind my own business.

Funny, I had to go to court last Aug. The judge was an old black man that was so funny. One man got called up for masturbating in public, second offense. Judge gave him 30 days and out loud told him to masturbate at home like the rest of us normal people do...

Oh well, another useless thread in GT.

[Jimbuna]

Welcome to General Topics.

Or as I believe some call it....the snake pit :cool:

[Takeda Shingen]

Or as I believe some call it....the snake pit :cool:

The Snake Pit, Nest of Vipers, The Arena, The Tetanus Factory, Ol' Blabby, et al.