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eddie
02-03-13, 03:30 PM
Just the other day, the Iranians claimed they launched a monkey into orbit,lol Now this same monkey has returned from orbit and they have pictures to prove it.

You be the judge!:D

http://now.msn.com/iranian-space-monkey-looks-suspiciously-different

Jimbuna
02-03-13, 03:58 PM
Already flagged up Eddie :03:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2003728&postcount=48

Takeda Shingen
02-03-13, 04:15 PM
The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

Jimbuna
02-03-13, 04:17 PM
Well it certainly came back with the cure for facial moles.

Madox58
02-03-13, 04:19 PM
The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

I heard it designed the F-313.
:D

u crank
02-03-13, 04:25 PM
If a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards could .....

...would it fly?:O:

Madox58
02-03-13, 04:32 PM
HEY!! Flying Monkeys are REAL!
I saw it on TV years ago!
Here's proof!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbjJetU_1k

http://www.retrocrush.com/100monsters/monkey3.jpg

eddie
02-04-13, 04:21 PM
Now the Iranian President wants to be Irans first astronaut.:haha: I'd love to strap him to a rocket and send him up, don't need a space capsule, why would anyone care if he returned from that trip!!

http://now.msn.com/ahmadinejad-wants-to-be-an-astronaut

HundertzehnGustav
02-04-13, 04:50 PM
I! i wants to see him fall down! Break his neck! Bloodsplatter in the desert Sand!
I mean, Iran is able to brak many records, right! Iran rocks! Then surely this man must be the Uber-Iranian, right?

HundertzehnGustav
02-14-13, 02:13 PM
http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-460865-galleryV9-utqk.jpg

:D

I am a Belieber.
XP

Wolferz
02-14-13, 02:57 PM
I liked one of the comments...
Coal burning rockets have really sooty capsules.:har:

AVGWarhawk
02-14-13, 03:33 PM
Iran...welcome to the 21st century. Sheesh....

Penguin
02-14-13, 03:56 PM
The picture Gustav has posted has obviousy been manipulated. Due to my connections to the highest members of the German government, I am able to present you the real pic:

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/8696/realpic.png

Zhey vill never catch ze Rote Baron!

frau kaleun
02-14-13, 05:36 PM
The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

Since he appears to have allowed the ship to return him to Iran, I think we can safely assume the answer is "no." :O:

Stealhead
02-14-13, 11:08 PM
The monkey looks different because of advanced science.They made the capsule go so fast that it traveled into the past.The monkey landed in what is modern day Israel and and convinced the Jews not to exist.

Because of the overwhelming power that the Jews have they preempted the time travel plot and swapped out the monkey to make it look like Iran did not actually send a monkey into space.The Iranian government will not say that the time travel mission failed publicly.

darius359au
02-15-13, 01:20 AM
The monkey looks different because of advanced science.They made the capsule go so fast that it traveled into the past.The monkey landed in what is modern day Israel and and convinced the Jews not to exist.

Because of the overwhelming power that the Jews have they preempted the time travel plot and swapped out the monkey to make it look like Iran did not actually send a monkey into space.The Iranian government will not say that the time travel mission failed publicly.

You know ,no matter how outrageous that sounds If you somehow leaked that theory to the Iranian leadership there'd be a good chance some of them Would actually believe it:doh:

Mork_417
02-15-13, 02:27 AM
So....

How many monkeys does it take to complete an Iranian space mission?

:haha:

Wolferz
02-15-13, 08:20 AM
So....

How many monkeys does it take to complete an Iranian space mission?

:haha:

All of them.:haha:

Sailor Steve
02-15-13, 10:17 AM
+1 :D

kraznyi_oktjabr
02-15-13, 01:36 PM
Now the Iranian President wants to be Irans first astronaut.:haha: I'd love to strap him to a rocket and send him up, don't need a space capsule, why would anyone care if he returned from that trip!!

http://now.msn.com/ahmadinejad-wants-to-be-an-astronaut:hmmm: I don't think they have large enough space capsule for his ego! :D