Qaher F-313 Iran stealth jet?

[Sung]

Today presented!

What is this - a joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyvPN1LAJrs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyvPN1LAJrs)

This airplane looks like a ultra light plane. :D

http://theaviationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Q-313-2.jpg

What you think?

[Takeda Shingen]

The video cites an uncited source claiming that the plane can fly for "1000 hours without needing to land", and that some Iranian defense minister said that the plane was "super advanced". It also has dials and buttons in the cockpit. And there was hip-hop playing in the background the whole time. Oh man, stuff just got real.

I wonder if Iran has any pilots that can fly for 1000 hours straight.

[MH]

Air intakes are peculiar:doh::doh: and wing profile of ww2 fighter?
Wing area is very small too .... must be flying coffin.:rotfl2:
Finish looks of fabric and wood ?\Cockpit:haha:

[Sung]

Funny "remove before flight" and "danger" stickers. :)

Now on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151267004823603.467677.114174778602&type=1

[Jimbuna]

Hurry...withdraw the fleet from the Straits!! :o

Now this is much more believable :03:

http://www.animationplayhouse.com/aaarabian.gif

[GoldenRivet]

That's photoshopped

A real airplane would have a puddle if oil under it

[Oberon]

Looks like they've imported a model from a video game... :haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

The struggle to keep their turkeys airworthy, how would they create their own aircraft?

[U1260]

As Yoda might say: "Until see it fly I do, believe it I will not." :haha:

[Jimbuna]

The struggle to keep their turkeys airworthy, how would they create their own aircraft?

Rgr that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QenR4MJZkP0

[Wolferz]

The picture looks more like a diorama.
I wonder who created the model kit that they used to build it.
Monogram?
Revell?

I bet they don't have a single qualified pilot.
We've seen how Arab folk fly commercial jets...


Was that too soon?

[Takeda Shingen]

Looks like they've imported a model from a video game... :haha:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1718/272959-blue_lightning_super.jpg

[Oberon]

:har:

That's the one! :yep::yeah:

[Buddahaid]

Air intakes are peculiar:doh::doh: and wing profile of ww2 fighter?
Wing area is very small too .... must be flying coffin.:rotfl2:
Finish looks of fabric and wood ?\Cockpit:haha:

Looks like a fiberglass mock-up to me. Notice the canopy distorts the light a lot and there seems to be no manner of seal. This is only propaganda for Iranians. Advanced electro-ionic systems? What does it have a xenon flash tube for the strobes?

Come to think of it, it reminds me of an X-wing fighter stage prop.

[HundertzehnGustav]

i have heard it can fly 1000 hous without refueling! Officielly true off our news channel!
:o

1:17, open canopy:
wth? no way do safely close the canopy!
dashboard is a joke, set up from various pieces of electronic equipment. Left side: see white box of some off the shelf Car Radio being used...

1: 42: easy maintenance: can be repaired with Hammer, nail and wood screws!:har:

1: 58: check out the weird reflexes round the cockpit section! Stealth OMFGLOL! and the wing profile of a Hawker Hurricane.

I hope they build a thousand of these and kill their own pilots with it.

[mapuc]

The first question that came into my mind was

Can it fly??

the other question. Who does the retoric from the iranian, sound just like the retoric from the north korean

Markus

[u crank]

Iran's propaganda ministry needs help. Don't they have any Hollywood types over there?

:O:

[Wolferz]

Maybe Baghdad Bob found a new job to the north. Especially after he discovered that the Coalition forces had no interest in capturin him whatsoever.:rotfl2:

[Wolferz]

Would this be the alleged "Smoking Gun" that Mr Romney was semi alluding to during his campaign for a pre-emptive strike on them Persians?

Guess what... I ain't skeered.

[Jimbuna]

Goodnight vietnam :shifty:

[Safe-Keeper]

Iran's propaganda ministry needs help. Don't they have any Hollywood types over there?

:O:Whatever happened to that Ali guy from the Iraqi invasion? He sounds like he would be perfect for the job!

"Our pilots are conducting their first 1000 hour sorties against the infidels, each of them dropping a hundred bombs! Also we have driven the Jews completely out of Israel and built a second Great Mosque on top of the first! Allah Akbar!"

And there was hip-hop playing in the background the whole time. The trademark of conspiracy theorists:nope:.

"Oh my god, this dreaming up lunatic ideas in video form is, like, so trendy! Better put some tripping music over it!!111"

[Oberon]

Whatever happened to that Ali guy from the Iraqi invasion? He sounds like he would be perfect for the job!

I think he's in the UAE now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

He was a classic. :yep::up:

[mapuc]

When one takes a look on the interior in the cockpit it doesn't looks like some hypermoderne fighter plan(as someone wrote in this thread)

The propaganda agencies could have used the Internet to see how the cockpit in our modern fighter plan looks like, or they could have found inspirations from the interior on NGC 1701 E(but even here we would have discovered that it is fake or TLAM Strike would)

Markus

[Skybird]

Rumours say that Iranian TV plans to do a remake of the old series, U.F.O. The fighter described here, is part of that set.

Recent news also said that their space program claimed to have shot the actor starring in the new series into orbit, in a capsule. As we later learned, he did not leave the studio at any point, and the mission was part of the pilot for the series. Rumour also says that the star met president Achmadinejad in the backroom after the pilot was finished, becasue the president is a big fan of that series. They should have talked for two hours and discussed how political issues and moral philosophy could be best implemented in that series, before they parted.

[Skybird]

The cockpit.

:dead:

I have seen FSX fans constructing their own cockpits in their garages - and after they were done showing up with something better than this Iranian wooden box.

Imagine in five hundred years some archeologists dig this one out, and they look at it and examine it and will scratch their heads and wonder in academical debates lasting decades: "What the heck is this thing? A cultic object, maybe?"

[Oberon]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U8wAZ92WFsw/UGn8OEbTmWI/AAAAAAAAC5M/73GY_vtJebY/s1600/UFO_ResponsibilitySeat_059.jpg
Commander Strakers car, original series

http://www.fullthrottletuning.com/images/tuktuk004.jpg
Imam Mustafa Sal-al-Strakers car, new Iranian series

[Red October1984]

Today presented!

What is this - a joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyvPN1LAJrs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyvPN1LAJrs)

This airplane looks like a ultra light plane. :D

http://theaviationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Q-313-2.jpg

What you think?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....this guy....he's got jokes..... :har:


"Stealth Jet" "Iran" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :har: :rotfl2:

[HundertzehnGustav]

http://www.n-tv.de/politik/USA-erhoehen-Druck-auf-Iran-article10059216.html

"jet for territory defense"

LOLZ!
a good ole F-15C is more potent than THAT thing.

I wanna see it fly... at Farnborough, before believeing for a single moment this is for real.

http://bilder1.n-tv.de/img/incoming/crop10059196/7574688600-cImg_16_9-w670/iran5.jpg

:haha:

[Stealhead]

It looks like a poorly done full size mock up of an aircraft to me.

It is just some nonsense look at the canopy in the above photo there is no seal between it and the fuselage. It is very clear that there is no actual engine inside that thing and even if there were one it would not be able to carry any offensive weapons there is simply no room they would need to be stored inside the aircraft.The shot of the rear fuselage if you look at the visable control surfaces it looks like paper mache.
I Like how they have a cash register in front of the pilot that could come in handy.

I will tell you how the F-313 avoids radars first it does so by not actually flying second it is made of paper mache.

[GT182]

It's a fiberglass mock-up. No way can that thing fly. No seal or locking system for the canopy. :har: Reminds me of a computer flight simulator cockpit someone has made up, and then the Iranians added the rest of the stuff to make it look like a real aircraft. Which it'snot. And it looks like the "pilot" is having a hard time getting into the seat. It'll fly when pigs fly. :haha:

The Mig-21 and L-39 we launch on the weekends are real stealth fighters compared to this thing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/GT182/Joe%20Gano%20Migs/98N08-7-613-16.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/GT182/Joe%20Gano%20Migs/100N08-7-613-17.jpg

[Stealhead]

I notice that it completely lacks any form of HUD as well of course maybe they did like the movie "Foxbat" and if you think in Farsi is fires a backwards missile.I would agree it appears to be made mostly of fiberglass and the canopy looks pathetically weak.

The MiG-21 and a L-39 are also actual real flyable aircraft unlike the F-313.

What is sad is that people are actually believing this.The real Iranian Air Force is still using aircraft that where first constructed in the 1970's those F-4s and F-5 are from pre 1979 with the restraints against them the fact that they are still flying is a bit shocking.I am sure that is mostly from Jerry rigging that they manage.

[Cybermat47]

I'd be more scared if they made us watch them play Slender.

[Karle94]

That Iran keeps F-4s, F-5s, F-14s and God knows what flying when they are that old is a tesimony to the design, the designers and the manufracturers.

If this really was their new and advanced fighter plane, why would they let people see what`s in the cockpit? When I was working in the airfield in Bodø with the RNoAF F-16s, they let me take pictures of the outside of the plane, but not inside the cockpit. And that is a plane from the 80s.

[Jimbuna]

That Iran keeps F-4s, F-5s, F-14s and God knows what flying when they are that old is a tesimony to the design, the designers and the manufracturers.

If this really was their new and advanced fighter plane, why would they let people see what`s in the cockpit? When I was working in the airfield in Bodø with the RNoAF F-16s, they let me take pictures of the outside of the plane, but not inside the cockpit. And that is a plane from the 80s.

They sometimes land those 5-5s in spectacular fashion :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoX7DTGHat8

[MH]

e.I would agree it appears to be made mostly of fiberglass and the canopy looks pathetically weak.

.

Considering it as fibreglass mock up , it still sloppy job.:dead:

[fireftr18]

It looks like a poorly done full size mock up of an aircraft to me.

:haha:

I have to disagree with you on that one. It doesn't look full size at all. Unless you're being slightly facetious. :har:

[Sung]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=194936&d=1359831319

http://i47.tinypic.com/24zxgsw.jpg

:haha: :har:

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Der_Meister]

Funniest thing I've seen all year!:har:

You can tell it is a fiberglass mockup from the insides of the cockpit!

And don't even get me started on the instrument layout...are those three GPS Units?!

[Madox58]

In see they fixed the locking system for the canopy.
:hmmm:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/sticky-tape.jpg

[Oberon]

That looks like an old cassette player in there, must be state of the art in Iran.

[MH]

That looks like an old cassette player in there, must be state of the art in Iran.
Same as the one used in iron eagle.:haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

That looks like an old cassette player in there, must be state of the art in Iran.

Then they can listen to A-Ha while they are up in the air for 41 days.

[Red October1984]

This thread....haha...

WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN IRAN? :har: :har:

That's the most pathetic cockpit I have ever seen.

[mapuc]

I laugh, when I see this plane, but I also feel sorry for those who created this propaganda-fighter. Why??

It's no doubt that the leader of Iran have given someone an ordet to create some fake plane that should look very genuin and put fear in the american, well instead they got the CIA and other intelligense rolling on the floor laughing
(and us included)

So I guess it just a matter of time before those creators will be placed upon a wall and....

Markus

[NeonSamurai]

Some how I doubt they really think this would fool any kind of military expert (or even novice). I suspect, like I think most of the propaganda coming from Iran, it is meant for its own populace. No one is that stupid.

[TLAM Strike]

It's still a step up from the last aircraft they unveiled...

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/281/59555429.jpg

[u crank]

If the Qaher F-313 is a fake....hmmm.. maybe the monkey is also.:huh:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9842580/Is-Irans-space-monkey-a-fake.html

[Jimbuna]

That was definitely the Iranians getting up to some monkey business :88)

[Madox58]

Well we got something to take the 313 out.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Steath-1.jpg

:haha:

[HundertzehnGustav]

313? who said 313?

http://img3.auto-motor-und-sport.de/image-articleOpeningImage-be73c05b-242065.jpg

[GT182]

Like the old saying goes.... "If you can't Dazzle them with Brilliance, then Baffle 'em with BS."

That's Iran.... BS to the nth °. :yep: :D

[Rhodes]

313? who said 313?

http://img3.auto-motor-und-sport.de/image-articleOpeningImage-be73c05b-242065.jpg

At least this one can fly!

[captgeo]

ok, who is going to be the first one to make a MOD for this????:arrgh!: