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eddie

01-15-13, 07:21 PM

The "Empire" has responded to the decision about not building a Death Star!

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=785334

soopaman2

01-15-13, 07:39 PM

As armed as this nation is, bring it on empire.

Me and my 2 cousins alone could hold off 2000 stormtroopers, after all they shoot like crap. You saw the movies.:D

nikimcbee

01-15-13, 07:42 PM

http://www.bigfatfuture.com/supersecret/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/klingon_01-640x360.jpg

Where's our obamaphones you promised?

Herr-Berbunch

01-16-13, 02:54 AM

As armed as this nation is, bring it on empire.

Me and my 2 cousins alone could hold off 2000 stormtroopers, after all they shoot like crap. You saw the movies.:D

Or just half-opened (or -closed) doors for then to knock themselves out on.

Cybermat47

01-16-13, 03:05 AM

As armed as this nation is, bring it on empire.

Me and my 2 cousins alone could hold off 2000 stormtroopers, after all they shoot like crap. You saw the movies.:D

It's funny. Three of them can easily kill some un-named Jedi knights, but as soon as it's one of the main characters, they lose all of their unit cohesion and aiming skill.

:) Are you a main character, soopaman?

BossMark

01-16-13, 03:12 AM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c382/LordRatspeaker/Funny%20Stuff/yoda.jpg

Raptor1

01-16-13, 05:11 AM

As armed as this nation is, bring it on empire.

Me and my 2 cousins alone could hold off 2000 stormtroopers, after all they shoot like crap. You saw the movies.:D

Good thing their armour is completely imprevious to primitive slugthrowers, then. Perhaps the US should devote the resources it is not using for its Death Star to developing man-portable particle beam weapons?

Jimbuna

01-16-13, 06:22 AM

http://www.bigfatfuture.com/supersecret/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/klingon_01-640x360.jpg

Where's our obamaphones you promised?

LOL :)

http://i.qkme.me/3q44fo.jpg

Sailor Steve

01-16-13, 10:36 AM

Are you a main character, soopaman?
Back in the days when I was reading almost nothing but Agatha Christie, a friend asked if I thought I would make a good detective. I replied that I didn't even think I'd make a good witness. If I appeared in one of those stories at all, it would probably be as the victim. :dead: