I'll volunteer to go sailing!

[troopie]

So tell me, just how do I get to go 'sailing' with that chick on the Amazon ad? :hmm2:

[eddie]

That looks like a pistol in her hand, so you will have to behave yourself!:)

[GoldenRivet]

she has to sleep sooner or later

[geetrue]

She surely would look nice on a bottle of beer called: "Pirates Beer"

Then she could come alive in a television commercial by coming right off the bottle
and into your living room sitting on your lap saying,

"Wouldn't you really like one of these instead"?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=727&pictureid=6222

[troopie]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5512/piratestubie.jpg

Can't help ya with the jumping into ya lap part, maybe you need one of them 3D tv's!

[Betonov]

http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/This-looks-shopped-5.jpg

[troopie]

Nahh,... It's real, trust me.