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TarJak
12-20-12, 06:55 PM
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/food-news/too-many-sprouts-man-in-hospital-20121221-2bq5l.html
If it wasn't in Scotland I would have thought this was Steed prepping for his end of the world farting session.
soopaman2
12-20-12, 06:58 PM
I prefer cabbage as my farting veggie of choice.

Only way to keep the covers from being robbed from me in the middle of the night.

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.:D
TarJak
12-20-12, 07:03 PM
Same veg, different age. Baked beans and beer are my favourite fuels.
u crank
12-20-12, 07:07 PM
Excuse me. :D
vienna
12-20-12, 07:09 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho!...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/SNruQVqoHTI/AAAAAAAAdBI/6AOysBVW5kA/s400/Jolly-Green-Giant(1).jpg


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Jimbuna
12-20-12, 07:30 PM
Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then :O:

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump
vienna
12-20-12, 07:32 PM
Beans, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat the more you *toot*...

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TarJak
12-20-12, 07:33 PM
Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then :O:

Beans beans there good for yer heart
The more nyou eat the more you f**t/pump

Foot pump?:O:

And I'm not a nyou.:O:
Jimbuna
12-20-12, 07:35 PM
Foot pump?:O:

And I'm not a nyou.:O:

Bloody dyslexic netbook keyboard :)
Oberon
12-20-12, 09:34 PM
Scotsman eh?.....must have been on a very special offer in the veg section then :O:

Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....
August
12-20-12, 10:04 PM
Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute. :dead:
Stealhead
12-20-12, 10:13 PM
I find that for some reason zucchini has the most fart producing properties for me though brussel sprouts are a close second.

I usually have a pretty good morning fart myself for some reason.It must run in the family because my dad did the same thing reliable as an alarm clock and loud as one as well.
We always knew when dad was up.
Jimbuna
12-21-12, 04:04 AM
Hang on a mo Jim...they didn't mention if these sprouts were in batter or not....

Aye good point :)
TarJak
12-21-12, 04:52 AM
Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.
magic452
12-21-12, 04:56 AM
Heart medication does it for me. I wake up every morning with a fart that lasts for nearly a whole minute. :dead:

You should seek advice from Dr. Steve in the other thread.
Better act fast as your wife has already contacted him on a legal matter.

Magic
Jimbuna
12-21-12, 07:57 AM
Could be a new business venture for you Jim. Jump in the van with your chip fryer and a hundred kilos of sprouts, flour and eggs and you're only a couple hours from the border.

Better still....bottle the gasses and bottle it then line them up along Hadriqans Wall.

Hopefully that will act as a dterrent to the buggas trying to travel south :)