Still looking for christmas gifts? Here's a great choice.

[Penguin]

for example:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4391/santazx.jpg

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

Despite the author having some unexplainable animosity against cilantro (must be a hater of good cuisine :-?), most comments are spot on.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

Great site! I'm still wasting time reading through them all.

Thanks for nothing, Penguin! :nope: :O: :rock: :rotfl2:

[Dowly]

Haha, good stuff. :haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

The electric grill cracked me up for some reason.

Nothing seems more depressing than standing outside with your tiny, $97 electric grill (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PIEG1Q/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000PIEG1Q&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20) hooked up to an extension cord, watching it slowly, smokelessly, joylessly heat your meat.
Except, perhaps, setting it up inside on its little stand in the middle of your kitchen in December, doing the same. It is, after all, “indoor/outdoor.” (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PIEG1Q/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000PIEG1Q&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20)

[AVGWarhawk]

Sadly, my wife would like the Santa toilet cover. :haha:

[Dowly]

If you’re a baby, after a hard day of laying around and sucking tit, you
probably need to relax with a baby jacuzzi. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HJS6MO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HJS6MO&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20) And if you’re going to sit in a
jacuzzi, it had better be one that doesn’t work (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HJS6MO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HJS6MO&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20), and makes electronic sound (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HJS6MO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HJS6MO&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20)
effects so loud (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HJS6MO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HJS6MO&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20) it really upsets your baby mind and makes you cry all to hell.

Also, it helps a lot if you have to put 10 big-ass batteries into it (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HJS6MO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HJS6MO&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20) and it still
doesn’t work.
:haha::haha: