This is the jokey, insults, comments thread :)

[Aces]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Groucho Marx

Regards

Aces

[Sailor Steve]

Given your start, perhaps you should have called it "The Famous Insults By Famous People" thread.

[Sailor Steve]

But in that spirit, a favorite from Casablanca:

Peter Lorre: "You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
Humphrey Bogart: "If I thought about you at all I would."

[Dowly]

"You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF!" -Gene Hunt (Life on Mars)

[Jimbuna]

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.

Mel Brooks

[eddie]

"I might be drunk, but you're crazy! In the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll still be crazy!" - W. C. Fields

[Red October1984]

There shall be no stealing from the Comment Thread, Joke Thread, or Insult thread.

We already have them. I do not think we should combine them. The world will explode.

[Sailor Steve]

There shall be no stealing from the Comment Thread, Joke Thread, or Insult thread.
I Neal alright? I didn't know he was handing the forum over to you.

[Armistead]

I insult you for starting another insult and jokes thread.

[Armistead]

I Neal alright? I didn't know he was handing the forum over to you.


Aren't you the one always complaining about people using forum space to repeat what's already been done.....:O:

[Egan]

Given your start, perhaps you should have called it "The Famous Insults By Famous People" thread.

I just watched 'Ted' last night. If I use any of the put downs from that, Takeda will be round with a stick to beat me out the forum...:D

[Red October1984]

Aren't you the one always complaining about people using forum space to repeat what's already been done.....:O:

+1

And I doubt you want the world to explode.

[Sailor Steve]

Aren't you the one always complaining about people using forum space to repeat what's already been done.....:O:
I've had it pointed out to me that the 'Insult' thread is supposed to be specifically for personal insults between us, not for generic or 'quotable' insults.

By yourself, as I recall. :sunny:

[Red October1984]

SAILOR STEVE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND ADMIT DEFEAT!

:har:

[Sailor Steve]

What does that have to do with this thread?

[Red October1984]

I honestly have no idea.

You and me have fought a lot lately in the insult thread. :D Just felt like I had more people on my side here.

[Armistead]

I've had it pointed out to me that the 'Insult' thread is supposed to be specifically for personal insults between us, not for generic or 'quotable' insults.

By yourself, as I recall. :sunny:

Why, I never said that, I only said

"Here, you are not only allowed to personally insult the other participants, but in fact are encouraged to do so."

Still, what does it matter what I said, did Neal hand the forum over to me? :har:

Now, you've been warned, flanked and exposed..... You can tell Red Oct. you're terribly sorry or be further exposed...

Red, go ahead and load your bullet

[Armistead]

I honestly have no idea.

You and me have fought a lot lately in the insult thread. :D Just felt like I had more people on my side here.


OH, he got it, he knew exactly what you meant, even if you didn't...

[Sailor Steve]

I honestly have no idea.
Obviously.

You and me have fought a lot lately in the insult thread. :D Just felt like I had more people on my side here.
You call that fighting? I call that taking candy from a baby.

Anyway, this thread is not supposed to be about insulting each other, but quoting famous insults.

[Red October1984]

Sorry Steve. Armistead told me to. You took too much candy from this baby.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYTFiEzfoBSmDfDrkv_qYVorlt8E5V6 uIHRk3zfj0DAzJnUpKFsw

(That is not me btw. That is some guy from google images)

[Sailor Steve]

Why, I never said that, I only said

"Here, you are not only allowed to personally insult the other participants, but in fact are encouraged to do so."
You said Please people, keep the insults personal, generic ramblings have no effect.
I know my quotes.

Still, what does it matter what I said, did Neal hand the forum over to me? :har:
Someone tried to give an order to the whole forum, I answered.

Now, you've been warned, flanked and exposed..... You can tell Red Oct. you're terribly sorry or be further exposed...

Red, go ahead and load your bullet
Saying it doesn't make it so. You've done a fantastic job of derailing Aces' thread to make it look like your own. Why don't we let this one get back to what it was.

[Sailor Steve]

Sorry Steve. Armistead told me to. You took too much candy from this baby.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYTFiEzfoBSmDfDrkv_qYVorlt8E5V6 uIHRk3zfj0DAzJnUpKFsw

(That is not me btw. That is some guy from google images)
You're starting to get lame with your so-called "insults". Now let's please heed my advice in the post above and let Aces have his thread back.

[Red October1984]

Steve. We'll call it a draw. Because I'm running out of things to say. I don't have as many as Jimbuna or BossMark.

Truce then? :hmm2:

[Sailor Steve]

Steve. We'll call it a draw. Because I'm running out of things to say. I don't have as many as Jimbuna or BossMark.

Truce then? :hmm2:
It's not about winning, or losing, or a draw. The insult thread is for trading insults. That means being creative, not vindictive or petty. This thread is about something else. I may be mistaken about what, exactly, but it certainly wasn't meant to be a carbon copy of the other one.

As for a truce, you can only call a truce if you have a fight. Joking is fine, and insults are fun, but it should never be a fight. I don't like getting personal, and I'm not the one who made it that way, nor did I want to, which if you read that thread again you'll see that early on all my comments were aimed at no one in particular. The proper insult is an art form. Cutting people down just to do it is no art at all, just spite. That's a difference some people still have to learn.

I'm most happy when I'm insulting myself.

[Red October1984]

My problem is that I take things too seriously. I've been told that dozens of times.

Now let's give this thread back to the creator. :up:

[Jimbuna]

Back OT

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. Stephen Wright.

[u crank]

Back OT


Done.

Homer Simpson to Police Chief Wiggum...

"Don't quit your day job...whatever that is."

[Jimbuna]

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' Bruce Baum