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mookiemookie
11-24-12, 09:12 AM
With depressing frequency, often during the busiest and most hectic times of the year ***8212; Black Friday weekend and the weeks before Christmas ***8212; sales employees or managers will open a fitting room door, or brush aside a pile of clothes to find that some shopper, large or small, has defecated and left the results behind.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/23/brown-friday-why-do-people-poop-in-retail-stores/

Having worked retail before, I can absolutely attest to this. It's disgusting, and for as disgusting and "WTF" as it is, it happens fairly regularly. I have no idea why people do it. Pigs.
Onkel Neal
11-24-12, 09:19 AM
Wow. Just, wow. :o
mookiemookie
11-24-12, 09:23 AM
Wow. Just, wow. :o

This is the typical reaction I get from people when I tell them about this phenomenon.
Jimbuna
11-24-12, 09:26 AM
That is what happened last week in the retail outlet my daughter works in but in fairness it was an elderly lady so I can't say it was intentional.

She still got the job of cleaning it up though.
Buddahaid
11-24-12, 10:07 AM
Well just go to China some day and you'll find a mom letting their toddler crap pretty much anywhere. They have special pants w/o crotches for the purpose.
Egan
11-24-12, 10:14 AM
Truly weird and unpleasant behavior. As an aside to this, the one big advantage to the growth of cell phones is that people no longer have phone boxes to use as toilets. I always hated that. Lazy pigs.
the_tyrant
11-24-12, 11:32 AM
wow, just wow.

Well than, to be honest, when 50% of the us go shop, even if 0.01% do it, you will see a few cases
GoldenRivet
11-24-12, 12:37 PM
A friend of mine manages a walmart. When he was an asssistant manager in Arkansas he said a man came into the store and made a return, then walked out of customer service, dropped trou, squatted and took a crap right in the front of the store - before anyone really noticed or reacted to his activities the deed had more or less been done.

the police took him away i dont know what he was charged with, but yes... this happens, im not sure why it happens.

some people have an obsession with feces. even to a point of arousal. it is truly astounding.

Another friend of mine was a contractor who had been hired to clean out and renovate a duplex which had been abandoned by the tenant... he said her kitchen was spotlessly clean, but that the walls and remaining furnishings throughout the rest of the dwelling were caked in several layers of smeared fecal matter. he said it was a nightmarish scene.

I could never understand what happens in a persons mind to make them enjoy anything to do with fecal matter. Perhaps childhood trauma plays a role?

Its rather disturbing really.
Platapus
11-24-12, 02:19 PM
Pooping in a changing room really tells something about the character of some people. :nope:
Madox58
11-24-12, 02:51 PM
Maybe Triumph was in the stores.
:O:
em2nought
11-24-12, 06:22 PM
Maybe they're just taking a cue from POTUS on how to treat businesses. :D
Cybermat47
11-24-12, 07:16 PM
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?
Platapus
11-24-12, 08:01 PM
Maybe they're just taking a cue from POTUS on how to treat businesses. :D

Yeah, because every post on Subsim just has to be about politics. :doh:
AVGWarhawk
11-24-12, 08:19 PM
Ain't that some....
Onkel Neal
11-24-12, 09:56 PM
Yeah, because every post on Subsim General Topics just has to be about politics. :doh:

Fixed for ya :O:
Stealhead
11-24-12, 11:06 PM
Nothing like a Cleveland Steamer to brighten up ones day.
em2nought
11-25-12, 09:54 AM
Nothing like a Cleveland Steamer to brighten up ones day.

Eww, never heard of that till now. This thread should be in German I think. :D
soopaman2
11-25-12, 05:18 PM
Typical Wal-Mart shopper.
nikimcbee
11-25-12, 07:58 PM
Maybe Triumph was in the stores.
:O:

:haha:
Armistead
11-25-12, 11:11 PM
some people have an obsession with feces. even to a point of arousal. it is truly astounding.

in a persons mind to make them enjoy anything to do with fecal matter. Perhaps childhood trauma plays a role?

Its rather disturbing really.

Well, speaking for myself, after a large Thanksgiving dinner, a good dump can feel as good as about anything in life
Jimbuna
11-26-12, 05:52 AM
:haha:

Are you a Wal-Mart shopper niki? :O:
geetrue
11-27-12, 07:15 AM
Well, speaking for myself, after a large Thanksgiving dinner, a good dump can feel as good as about anything in life

Submarine sailors know the feeling well ... sometimes it's the best fun you can have while on patrol for 90 days :D

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