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Herr-Berbunch
11-21-12, 01:36 PM
Daily Mail fans - create your own headline.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Spot on. :yeah:
Oberon
11-21-12, 02:20 PM
Yes, that's spot on. :yep:
Penguin
11-21-12, 02:32 PM
:haha: nice one!

My favorite so far: "IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TAXING YOUR PETS?"

I noticed that the generator uses the word "Yob". I thought it died out with the rise of the Chavs.. The failgen however uses them both. :hmmm:
Red October1984
11-21-12, 02:33 PM
I like it. Very first one i see?

WILL LESBIANS DEFRAUD THE CHURCH?
Stealhead
11-21-12, 02:38 PM
I like this one:

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNED YOUR CHILDREN GAY?
Penguin
11-21-12, 02:50 PM
^ lol, this could also be a quote from some posters on GT.
Jimbuna
11-21-12, 02:54 PM
WILL TEACHERS MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?

Yes if your no good at maths :)
Takeda Shingen
11-21-12, 03:01 PM
WILL TEACHERS MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?

Similarly, COULD THE BBC MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE IMPOTENT?

Is there a shortage of Viagra across the pond?

Edit:

Maybe not. The very next headline:

HAVE MUSLIMS IMPREGNATED BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
Jimbuna
11-21-12, 03:04 PM
Just wait till that post appears on STEEDS radar and he'll be here in a flash :)
Stealhead
11-21-12, 04:17 PM
^ lol, this could also be a quote from some posters on GT.

:har:

This one makes me think of a few GT posters.....


COULD MUSLIMS IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
kraznyi_oktjabr
11-21-12, 04:19 PM
:har: My favourite so far:

"WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?"

Edit: :o

"WILL THE LOONY LEFT CHEAT THE QUEEN?"

Edit 2: :har:

"HAVE FERAL CHILDREN RIPPED OFF THE QUEEN?"
Cybermat47
11-21-12, 04:46 PM
WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE ENGLAND SWINE FLU?
Jimbuna
11-21-12, 04:50 PM
WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE ENGLAND SWINE FLU?

It depends if the women involved are pigs or not :)
U570
11-22-12, 12:12 AM
ARE CYCLISTS TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?
one of the best I've found.
Also,
WILL FERAL CHILDREN MOLEST THE ROYAL FAMILY?

And this is dividing the daily headline into two categories: causes cancer, and cures it.
http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/
nikimcbee
11-22-12, 01:06 AM
WILL FACEBOOK STEAL FROM YOUR PETS?

:haha:

WILL TEACHERS STEAL FROM BRITAIN'S SWANS?
Lionclaw
11-22-12, 04:13 AM
WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM STEAL FROM COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

WILL THE NANNY STATE HAVE SEX WITH DRIVERS?


IS THE E.U. HAVING SEX WITH TAXPAYERS?

:haha:
Jimbuna
11-22-12, 06:02 AM
COULD HEALTH & SAFETY HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS TAXED THE MIDDLE CLASS?

WILL BINGE DRINKING MAKE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?