View Full Version : ARE YOUR LOVED ONES PLOTTING TO EAT YOU?!
Cybermat47
10-17-12, 08:03 PM
Take this quiz:http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat/go
My family has a 41% chance of eating me!
With thanks to Rockstar, for getting me onto the site!
Hottentot
10-17-12, 11:58 PM
NO, BECAUSE IT'S ME WHO FEEDS HIM TWICE A DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/59Ojq.jpg
Cybermat47
10-18-12, 12:00 AM
Aww... Cute widdle doggy wid his widdle boney-woney. Awww.
Hottentot
10-18-12, 12:04 AM
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A REAL BONE!! HE HAS BEEN TO A VET TWICE NOW BECAUSE HE ATE ONE!!! OK, THE LAST TIME HE ATE TWO!! IN ROW!! WITH LOTS OF DRY SALTY MEAT STILL LEFT ON THEM!! WHEN I WAS OUT!! AND THEN HE PUKED ONCE PER HOUR FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT AND I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO A WALK AT SILLY O'CLOCK IN A PITCH BLACK DARKNESS AND BLIZZARD LOOOOLOLOOL HILARIOUS!!!
ALSO HE IS TRAINED TO ATTACK ON COMMAND AND ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM CUTE IS USUALLY THE FIRST TO LEARN THAT LOL!!!
Cybermat47
10-18-12, 12:08 AM
Meh, still cute.
Nice capitals, by the way.
Hottentot
10-18-12, 12:10 AM
Meh, still cute.
Nice capitals, by the way.
YES!!! I APPRECIATE CAPSLOCK!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE NOTICE MY NONSENSE MUCH BETTER!!!
Jimbuna
10-18-12, 08:38 AM
Only 19% chance....I can sleep a little easier at night now.
Stealhead
10-18-12, 03:19 PM
NO, BECAUSE IT'S ME WHO FEEDS HIM TWICE A DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/59Ojq.jpg
Do not be so sure I see it in his eyes he is thinking; "If only I had opposable thumbs
I would be chewing on a Hottentot flavored chewy" ......(Homer Simpson dreaming of doughnuts while drooling sound here)
CAPSLOCK
Penguin
10-18-12, 04:21 PM
YES!!! I APPRECIATE CAPSLOCK!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE NOTICE MY NONSENSE MUCH BETTER!!!
LOISTAVAA, HÖLÖSUU! NYT HÄN TUSKIN PUKAHTAA MEILLE SANAAKAAN!:haha:
(HINT: SAMPO, P.7:03:)
AT THE FIRST LOOK AT YOUR DOG'S PIC, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SPORT A GIANT SPLIFF IN HIS MOUTH :DL - HIS LOOK GAVE ME THE SAME IMPRESSION! :|\\
Platapus
10-18-12, 04:24 PM
Only 19% chance....I can sleep a little easier at night now.
That's just what they want you to think. :yep:
mookiemookie
10-18-12, 06:39 PM
I may be plotting to eat her, but that's none of your business.
:arrgh!:
Armistead
10-18-12, 07:54 PM
I sent it to my wife, she has a 51% chance of eating me, but she said it was a 0% chance that would happen tonight.:down:
Cybermat47
10-18-12, 08:05 PM
I sent it to my wife, she has a 51% chance of eating me, but she said it was a 0% chance that would happen tonight.:down:
:haha:
Hottentot
10-19-12, 01:06 AM
AT THE FIRST LOOK AT YOUR DOG'S PIC, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SPORT A GIANT SPLIFF IN HIS MOUTH :DL - HIS LOOK GAVE ME THE SAME IMPRESSION! :|\\
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE NOTICED THAT!!!! I THOUGHT SO AS WELL, THAT'S WHY I TOOK THE PICTURE!!!! SOME OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SAID SO TOO!!!!
CAPSLOCK
YAY CAPSLOCK!
THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK IS ULTIMATE!!!! I HEARD OBAMA USES CAPSLOCK TOO!!!! THAT ALONE SHOULD MAKE THIS THREAD A TEN-PAGER!!!!
CAPS IS THE NEW FASHION FOR SUBSIM FALL/WINTER SEASON!:D
Cybermat47
10-19-12, 04:43 AM
COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP USING CAPS. IT'S ANNOYING, AND THE ONLY THING THAT'S WORSE THAN CAPS-SPAMMING IS HYPOCRISY.
Hottentot
10-19-12, 05:16 AM
COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP USING CAPS.
NO!!!!
IT'S ANNOYING, AND THE ONLY THING THAT'S WORSE THAN CAPS-SPAMMING IS HYPOCRISY.YES!!!!
http://www.lordsinternational.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/u/l/ultimate-baseball-cap-sandwich-peak.jpg
What do you mean I'm doing it wrong? :hmmm:
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