Log in

View Full Version : Ducks will take over the world!

kiwi_2005
10-03-12, 09:50 PM
:D
From a 14 yr old on homosexuality. Brillant! Give that kid a beer! I mean a orange juice...

I couldn't be bothered typing it out but you can read it here if you can be bothered.

http://i.imgur.com/xRCJN.jpg
CCIP
10-03-12, 10:20 PM
Fantastic!

Even more ironic considering male mallards are notorious for mating with EVERYTHING, including other males, dead ducks, and anything that looks remotely like a bird :haha:
Takeda Shingen
10-03-12, 10:30 PM
First sentence, paragraph two:

If homosexuality spreads, it can cause human evolution to come to a standstill.

First sentence, paragraph four:

None of this bears any weight for me, because I do not believe in evolution.

Way to shoot your central thesis dead. See, homeschooling is not always the answer.

EDIT: On second consideration, I'd say that this has to be a fake. The above combined with...

We will be in danger of all being equal, with ducks more equal than us.

...is so ridiculous that it has to be a prank. All are equal, but also more equal? And ducks? You really can't even pick a species closer to man? Nobody's that stupid. I think that whatever paper this is from got bamboozled.
Skybird
10-04-12, 04:27 AM
See, homeschooling is not always the answer.


:har:

Talking of laconic humor.
Oberon
10-04-12, 05:41 AM
http://crow202.org/2008/attack_duck.jpg
Herr-Berbunch
10-04-12, 06:26 AM
I'll say it then if no one else will. Ahem. He must be quackers. :har:
Oberon
10-04-12, 06:50 AM
I'll say it then if no one else will. Ahem. He must be quackers. :har:

http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ban_him_sm1.jpg
kiwi_2005
10-04-12, 08:50 AM
Good to see you all have a sense of humor :haha:
Spoon 11th
10-04-12, 12:49 PM
All are equal, but also more equal?
More equal sounds like positive discrimination.
Cybermat47
10-04-12, 06:32 PM
Yes, ducks will take over the world.
One duck I saw was so intelligent, he ran up to my two Dogs, who have a tendency to kill birds and look longingly a Ducks while making hungry noises.






oh, wait...
soopaman2
10-04-12, 07:33 PM
As a kid, I lived next to a manmade lake with ducks in it.

People walked their dogs next to it alot, and didn't pick up the poop.

Our form of amusement was kicking dog crap into the water, and watching the ducks eat it. They usually swam up to you expecting food when they saw humans on the banks.

Ducks suck. I have more respect for a dog licking its own ass.:D At least they know what they are doing/tasting.