the BERNARD thread

[Cybermat47]

Don't let Bernard enlist.

Just saying.

I won't let you find out like I did.

Bernard is bad.

He makes your torpedoes miss, he kills your crew, he bangs on the hull as a destroyer is looking for you, he drools and giggles the whole time.

What am I talking about, there is no avoiding Bernard.

Your kinda screwed dude.Yes, the peroxide-scoffing crewman has now gotten his own thread.
Here, tell your chilling tales of how BERNARD killed the U-Bootwaffe's best captain...



During July, 1940, BERNARD ended the career of Kapitanleuntant Manfred Werner, by disobeying the chiefs orders, and diving the boat to 328 metres.

It really says something about German egineering that the boat was destroyed by slamming into the ocean floor, not being crushed!

[fisheagle]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cuz Bernards killin errbody out here

[Cybermat47]

Amen.

[soopaman2]

In all fairness, when in port Bernard buys all the drinks.

Some sources even say he is banging Onkel Karls daughter.

Explains alot.:D

[Cybermat47]

In all fairness, when in port Bernard buys all the drinks.

Some sources even say he is banging Onkel Karls daughter.

Explains alot.:D

When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!

[soopaman2]

When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!

Married women don't stop him, he drinks peroxide from the torpedoes.:D

You should see how he humps his mattress, I feel bad for whoever hot-bunks with him.

Damn misfires and circle runs.

[Cybermat47]

Excuse me.






BLUUUURGH!

[fisheagle]

BERNARD!!! :Kaleun_Mad:


*Ten Minutes Later*

Why Bernard!! Why!!! :Kaleun_Crying:

[Cybermat47]

It happens to everyone...unfortunately.

[joea]

Bernard has ended many of my careers, he's even joined the Allies on occasion-makes you wonder who he's really working for.

In fact he must have a brother in the Heer, my Pz-III in Steel Fury has been upended several times trying to climb fallen trees or other obstacles. I think there is a Red equivalent as well messing with my T-34s. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

[JU_88]

I heard Bernard quit the kriegsmarine and got a new job,

http://suburbanmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/787-ana-flight.jpg

[Cybermat47]

I heard Bernard quit the kriegsmarine and got a new job,

http://suburbanmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/787-ana-flight.jpg

Hoo-boy.

[Red October1984]

Bernard enlisted in the American Silent Service guys! Didn't you hear? He ran the USS Sturgeon into the smallest island of the pacific while he was plotting our course.

He was transferred to an S-Boat. The S-#^@ boat.

[Jimbuna]

I heard he transferred to the army...

http://thewildones.faketrix.com/content/pictures/page-10/large/tank-crash-army-accident-armored-vehicle-driven-off-cliff.jpg

[soopaman2]

I can't tell, because he just got one of my battleships destroyed in a space strat game I am playing.

How does this bumbling oaf find all the time to serve in multiple commands?

And where does he park the DeLorian, and keep the hoverboard? He plagues me thousands of years in the future.

[Platapus]

I heard he transferred to the army...

http://thewildones.faketrix.com/content/pictures/page-10/large/tank-crash-army-accident-armored-vehicle-driven-off-cliff.jpg

Well that white arrow painted on the front did mean "this end down" right?

[Jimbuna]

Never thought of that :)