Walmart game.

[Gargamel]

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/9242012032758iwsmt.jpeg

Pillow case, sympathy card and golf club

Go.

Keep it within ss.com rules please.

Also, this Walmart sells anything.

[Gargamel]

Halloween French maid outfit, jackhammer, size *18 work boots.*

[fithah4]

Large black trash bags , an axe , and a gallon of bleach.
Late in the evening!

[fithah4]

Bag of mixed Halloween candy , duct tape , and 100'ft of rope.

[mookiemookie]

A pregnancy test
A coat hanger
A clown wig

A frog
a blender
drinking straws

lotion
lingerie
a Yoda poster

[Cybermat47]

A cake
A stick attached to a rope
A box saying FREE CAKE on one side, filled with tranq gases, and SEND TO AFRICA on the other side.

[antikristuseke]

A case of beer
A bottle of jack
A pack of diapers

At register look into wallet, look into the eyes of the cashier and then put the diapers back.

[fithah4]

A keg of beer
A green plaid skirt
5 lbs. Flour

Any takers?

[Sailor Steve]

Air mattress.
Bicycle helmet.
1 can of chili.

[razark]

Prozac
Ammunition
CD of children's music

[TarJak]

ladder
ping pong ball
lingerie

[Herr-Berbunch]

Shotgun cartridges
A pack of tights
A hacksaw

[Penguin]

a hockey mask
a chainsaw
a pair of high heels, men's size

[mookiemookie]

http://pet.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPETS-8584821r200.jpg

http://www.computertroublesolver.com/image-files/hgitachi-dz-bd10ha.jpg

and some kids underwear.

[Herr-Berbunch]

A V-for-Vendetta mask
Roll of duct tape
The cashier's address

[Jimbuna]

A kitchen knife
Some rope
Plastic bin bags

[Herr-Berbunch]

Two footballs (variety - round!)
A beach ball
A pregnancy testing kit

[Jimbuna]

A George Foreman grill
A cutlery set
A tin of dog food

[soopaman2]

I am so afraid to answer this, even hypothetically. No trouble from DHS?

But...

Explosives, locations of banks where congressmen keep thier money, and sworn affadavits from all the women they cheat on their wives with.

Hit em where it hurts!

Family and finances! All they care about is themselves anyways.

[Stealhead]

1.An item made in the United States
2.An item made in the United States
3.An item made in the United States

You cant find three items made in the US in an Wal-Mart so it
would freak out the cashier if you placed three US made items on
counter/treadmill.


1. Whitetail doe urine(outdoors section)
2. Box of prophylactics(family planning section)
3. 1 gallon can of concrete sealer (hardware)
You could really try that one at a real Wal-Mart post it on
Youtube and go viral


1. Iranian made but "used for peace" nuclear warhead
2. Israeli "we do but we dont but we do have them" nuclear warhead
3. Death ray emitting kittens
http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q527/datsun260zyojimbo/kittenmeow.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Winter -

40 ferrets
40 ferret leashes
a sledge

Summer -

a blow up doll
talc
an air pump

[soopaman2]

*steals the kitten from Stealhead*

No exploiting kitties for warlike purposes!

Bad boy!

Now be more like China and exploit children, leave the kitty cats outta this!

(I am begging!);)

[Stealhead]

But death ray kittens love war carnage and destruction is their ball of yarn.

[Jimbuna]

A cheap pair of reading glasses
A box of tissues
Some gentlemans reading material

[Herr-Berbunch]

50 shades of grey
A 'happy birthday to my wife' card
mop and bucket




*thanks, Jim, for the inspiration. :D

[Jimbuna]

Anytime :03:

[soopaman2]

I got my three things and would gladly advertise them..

But one of them was laden with lead, and put me in the hospital.
Another had some glycol crap in it and poisoned my dogs.
Another killed my baby because putting poison in baby formula is ok in some countries. (especially for export to America)

Stop buying crap from ChinaMart, even if it cured aids, it would most likely give you syphillus.

[Stealhead]

Have you heard about the stuff that is in the US produced food we buy lately?


Not much to be impressed with and that is the stuff like arsenic in US grown rise which is from old pesticides.How good are all those preservatives that they add to food for your body?

I am not defending Wal-Mart though just pointing out that sometimes our products can be just as bad.And some Chinese stuff is pretty good like the Type 56 both versions SKS and AKM copies they have a more sturdy receiver than the originals so really a stronger design.My dad said that sometimes they would find a bomb or shell crater in Vietnam the enemy dead for months in the mud and rain you could pick up their type 56 shake it off clear it and it would fire without any cleaning try that with an M-16A1 or even A4.

[Gargamel]

70" tv
Camcorder
Ant farm.

[Sailor Steve]

You cant find three items made in the US in an Wal-Mart...
Sure you can. I buy lots of stuff at Wal*Mart that's made in the U.S.

[August]

Ski mask
Small backpack
Shotgun

[Stealhead]

Sure you can. I buy lots of stuff at Wal*Mart that's made in the U.S.

I know this I was being sarcastic all of the items in my first list can be bought at Wal-Mart and are made in the US.

However alot of the products in Wal-Mart are not made in the US yet 20 years ago most everything was on sale there that was even their motto back then something about "Made in the USA" but they don't really tout that any more.

The clothing is a good example once much of it was made in the US now most of it is made some place other than the US.I know this because I used to always look at these little things when I was a kid and many of the tags said USA on them now that is rare sometimes my undies now are though usually they are made in Vietnam in 1984 it was US made same brand.

Or MOPAR parts most of these where US made until around 1993 when they started making most of them in Mexico.My uncle actually lost business because of this change because his shop lost contracts to make components of parts.Of course around the same time he landed contracts with GM and Ferrari to make components.

OK enough derailing the thread.

1. The Twilight trilogy
2. poster of Justin Bieber
3. box of adult diapers

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

1. D.C. map
2. POTUS portrait
3. Barrett M82

[Jimbuna]

Towels
Bubble bath
Rubber duck

[u crank]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TCNwxqkb2nI/AAAAAAABYWk/FKlTCyUdIwg/s1600/Hilarious_Receipts_Fail_11.jpg

[soopaman2]

Dog treats with antifreeze in them.
Poisoned baby formula.
7.00 an hour wages.

Sounds like utopia to some, I bet.

[Stealhead]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TCNwxqkb2nI/AAAAAAABYWk/FKlTCyUdIwg/s1600/Hilarious_Receipts_Fail_11.jpg

Where did you find that? I honestly just made up that and someone really did it at some point six degrees of separation.

Even more interesting that is the sales tax rate in my county 7% and in a certain city it would be 7.8% dude might live around me somewhere.

See the doe sent would attract a buck so the buying of a mouth guard and key chain cam makes that really interesting.I will be looking for anyone that has hoof
marks on their face and arms.

I found another funny receipt:
http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q527/datsun260zyojimbo/funny-receipts-ph-17_zps0999c3ff.jpg

1. pair of pliers
2. Toby Keith CD
3. rubbing alcohol

[soopaman2]

Have you been digging through my trash?


Uhhhm, noooo. *creepy pervert eyes*
(damn I am caught!)
(sorry:oops:)

:D

[soopaman2]

1. D.C. map
2. POTUS portrait
3. Barrett M82


Do you really need the portrait? Just look for the ears.

What did Obama do to you, that you would want to murder him?

Seriously, not even funny.

[u crank]

Where did you find that?

In my wallet.:har:

That is weird. I just now read your post#20. Am closing windows....:O:

[Jimbuna]

A pair of spectacles
An engineering construction manual
A Lego set

[soopaman2]

a bondage mask with a zipper mouth.
2 fat women with gargantuan breasts (tons of them at Walmart)
A chainsaw.

Don't ask don't tell ;)

Disclaimer, the chainsaw is for my pleasure, no bloodshed involved!

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

Do you really need the portrait? Just look for the ears.

What did Obama do to you, that you would want to murder him?

Seriously, not even funny.It wasn't directed against current or former president. Just a combination to freak out Wal-Mart cashier (which at my understanding is whole thread's idea). Nothing more, nothing less.

[Tribesman]

A pound of black truffles
An once of Grade I saffron
A selection of 20oz malt liqors

[Gargamel]

A pound of black truffles
An once of Grade I saffron
A selection of 20oz malt liqors

Don't get it. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Some bandages
Some elastoplasts
A please forgive me card

[Gargamel]

Bowling ball
Garden gnomes
Duct tape

[Jimbuna]

A bottle of whisky
A steam iron
A happy birthday to my wife card